View Full Version : Men who drink smirnoff should be shot...


realkaps
06-30-2003, 10:49 PM
I hate these abercrombie **** (No offence Tom), who buy smirnoff and other girly drinks for themselves. Get a ****ing grip, men drink hard liquor and beer. The only reason you should ever be drinking a smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade is if you are out of beer and thats the only thing left.....

Curly Howard
06-30-2003, 10:51 PM
and zima too

VulgarTheClown
06-30-2003, 11:18 PM
i like rum and coke and long island ice tea

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:21 PM
haha kaps, no need to type that.

I drink mix drinks when i drink, which i RARELY do anyway. I don't have the taste for beer.

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:22 PM
Usually i will drink Bacardi Limon with Sprite all night long, i can drink that all night

VulgarTheClown
06-30-2003, 11:25 PM
i like the ocasional frosty girlie drink tho
they are just tasty

but i will only drink those at a family gathering

realkaps
06-30-2003, 11:30 PM
Those kind of mixed drinks I can deal with, Rum and Coke, Bicardi and sprite, those are good. But no cosmopolatins and wine coolers...

Prince
06-30-2003, 11:30 PM
i never drink. i also suck lots of ****.

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:31 PM
one time ihad some everclear and ice tea, damn that ****ed me up. I never got completely drunk tho, i always remember everything that happened

Curly Howard
06-30-2003, 11:33 PM
i don't drink but when i did it was budweiser and wild turkey

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:34 PM
what the hell is wild turkey

VulgarTheClown
06-30-2003, 11:35 PM
whiskey i think

realkaps
06-30-2003, 11:35 PM
Whiskey....

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:38 PM
oh

Curly Howard
06-30-2003, 11:38 PM
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LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by Tom
one time ihad some everclear and ice tea, damn that ****ed me up. I never got completely drunk tho, i always remember everything that happened

You weren't drinking enough then.

VulgarTheClown
06-30-2003, 11:43 PM
i have never been drunk myself.

i drink till heavily buzzed

thats it

no need for more


i can wake up early i nthe mornin and train and have no problems in fact i did it last night

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:43 PM
I never want to be completely hammered. That is ****ing retarded.

LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:43 PM
BTW kaps, I couldn't agree more. I can't believe it when guys buy wine coolers like Smirnoff Ice, Woddy's Ice, Vex, etc... that truly proves that you're not a man. And no offense to Tom, but beer is a man's drink. If you're a man you ****ing drink it, and you drink a damn lot of it.

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:44 PM
Me too, Vulgar. That's exactly what i do, but i haven't drank any alcohol in over a year now, and before that waas a long ass time too.

LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Tom
I never want to be completely hammered. That is ****ing retarded.

I beg to differ. Waking up in the morning not knowing where you are or what the **** happened the previous day is one of the greatest sensations a person can have.

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:45 PM
I'm not a man, Luke. I am a *****. BTW, doesn Smirnoff Ice have the same alcohol content as beer?

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:46 PM
Luke, you are the type of people i make fun of at the party too because you prolly act like a complete jackass.

LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:46 PM
More. Beer is usually 5%, whereas wine coolers are usually 7%. Then they're drowned with sugar so that girls can get extremely drunk and agree to things that they normally wouldn't agree to. I love coolers, but I would never drink them.

LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Tom
Luke, you are the type of people i make fun of at the party too because you prolly act like a complete jackass.

Yea.

Curly Howard
06-30-2003, 11:53 PM
I got smashed one night and fought a bouncer and was doing Bruce Lee **** with my hands and doing the fake japanese movie lipsync thing. It was funny till I got clocked from behind.

Tom
06-30-2003, 11:56 PM
sweet Curly. That sucks bro.

LukeDothSucketh
06-30-2003, 11:57 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
I got smashed one night and fought a bouncer and was doing Bruce Lee **** with my hands and doing the fake japanese movie lipsync thing. It was funny till I got clocked from behind.

I have yet to get my ass kicked.

Curly Howard
06-30-2003, 11:59 PM
i ve been beat a lot but i used to fight alot....especally when i was drunk....drunks can't fight...but it was fun

Fallout
07-01-2003, 12:13 AM
I am starting to realize that beer tastes like ass. If someone wants to drink Mikes to get drunk, let them.

Frankly, I just drink to get ****ed up

VulgarTheClown
07-01-2003, 12:14 AM
i do not like beer it makes my stomach feel like **** taht and it tastes bad

Tom
07-01-2003, 12:16 AM
ben, we agree again.

LukeDothSucketh
07-01-2003, 12:34 AM
NO! Drinking ***** drinks means you're a *****. They were made to get girls hammered, because they do not have the iron will of a true man to pound beers. End of story.

Curly Howard
07-01-2003, 12:36 AM
Luke, we agree again.

LukeDothSucketh
07-01-2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Luke, we agree again.

So are we moving in together or not?!?

Curly Howard
07-01-2003, 12:39 AM
Yeah....my mom said it was ok but i have to clean up after you and take you for walks

LukeDothSucketh
07-01-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yeah....my mom said it was ok but i have to clean up after you and take you for walks

Sweet deal.

Curly Howard
07-01-2003, 12:43 AM
she doesn't know you're from Canada so when you talk don't let your head flop around
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Bzob
07-01-2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I hate these abercrombie **** (No offence Tom), who buy smirnoff and other girly drinks for themselves. Get a ****ing grip, men drink hard liquor and beer. The only reason you should ever be drinking a smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade is if you are out of beer and thats the only thing left.....

I drink smirnoff red and blue label vodka, it is made down river michigan. Like in Allen Park.

Aaron Bizarre
07-01-2003, 09:08 AM
once again I can picture some pick-up driving tough guy blairing Skynard out of it telling me im a ***** unless I drink tough beer.


I love getting that when I drink a smirnoff or something of the equivelant. Meanwhile im getting a tough guy lesson from some guy drinking watered down domestic Budweiser. I drink Guiness and Belhaven more then anything but I still hear this **** from some yahoo.

Leather
07-01-2003, 09:10 AM
Smirnoff is like a ratkiller, I hate it...

realkaps
07-01-2003, 09:58 AM
I am not a toughguy, I just dont think men should drink girly drinks. Beer tastes great, and whats wrong with whiskey and coke?

Bzob
07-01-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I am not a toughguy, I just dont think men should drink girly drinks. Beer tastes great, and whats wrong with whiskey and coke?

whiskey and coke = mixed drink

mixed drink = ***** drink

Sometimes i like drinking ***** drinks, but useually i drink like a pirate

Bzob
07-01-2003, 10:02 AM
Like on realy hot days I like to drink fruity drinks like gin and juice or vodka and Tonic, or Jim Beam and a beer.

realkaps
07-01-2003, 10:03 AM
Its not a fruity chick drink, unlike smirnoff Ice......

Bzob
07-01-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Its not a fruity chick drink, unlike smirnoff Ice......

is still a amixed drink to mask the flavor of the hard liquer.

***** drink

realkaps
07-01-2003, 10:06 AM
Then beer is the same when drinking boiler makers or chasing shots......

Bzob
07-01-2003, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by kaps
Then beer is the same when drinking boiler makers or chasing shots......

Kaps = God among Men...

realkaps
07-01-2003, 10:10 AM
I know....

Aaron Bizarre
07-01-2003, 10:19 AM
see Kaps you cant win. Just drink what you like....

realkaps
07-01-2003, 10:22 AM
Whatevers clever......