Let me count thine unholy ways in which I own you all... 1, 2, 3...

lame

*gets herpes*


DAMNIT!!!!!

No one's posted for a ****ing hour. If we were all sitting in the same room, I could ejaculate on all of you because you would just be sitting there not sayin ****.. then I would dance around Russian style as I scream OWNED with a pink feather in my mouth.

Soooooo, do you like stuff?

HA!!! RUSSIAN!! i thought you were russian, dave laughed when i asked him if you were russian.

...Keemee.. I'm not Russian.. I'm half Australian and the rest is German and Norweigan. **** Russia!!! haven't u seen those Australian comercials for beer? I can open up doors with my head!!! Russians cant do that.. they just sit around and pee on themselves cuz they're so cold.. then they pee on themselves so much they turn gay and haveto wear fluffy hats.

hahahahahahhaahahahahahhahhaahahahaha

i only thought that cause you look like a crazy ass guy that likes to sit around and drink vodka and clean your guns..

That time at daves, everytime i looked at you thats what i pictured in my head.hahahahahaaa

dont take offense to it.

I pictured you stradling my **** moaning with every movement trying to stuff it in that wet swollen ***** of yours with my huge ****. Don't take offense to it though, just what I imagined every time I looked at you.

ass

Blargho.

Originally posted by Mouse
I pictured you stradling my **** moaning with every movement trying to stuff it in that wet swollen ***** of yours with my huge ****. Don't take offense to it though, just what I imagined every time I looked at you. LMFAO

HHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA

Agony and I are getting married.. aren't we baby.:lovers:

never

Alright fine.. we'll keep it purely sexual like you wanted in the first place. :lovers: I love you, you know that.

:fart:

everyone loves agony

not even

Agony.. go shoot pool with me one night. There's a pool joint near my house, real easy to get into fights, it kicks ass. Then I can bend over the table and let you shoot my balls in your whole if you want.

oh yeah, lets go get in fights together one night. Sounds fun

No I want to play pool you dirty girl... you're not too far from torrance!!!

lets go to CITY WALK

Damnit. Fine. go to the (27) thread right now, dude says he woke up inside of you, i got all jelouse and ****.

you lost me with that post.

The ****in B-Day thread for Haru.. has a "(27)" mother ****er in the title. blah blah blah. Yes, going to City Walk would be fine.. even though I'm a fiend for the pool hall!!!

no, ur trippin, i think he ment he woke up in agony=PAIN

like u didnt already no that.

Yes I know. But it was funny. Now you ruined it, it's not funny anymore. Okay, now that the joke is dead... You and me on my bed on night this week. We can get naked and do the nasty a couple of times you sexy thang.

hahaha NO

*Shakes his booty*

I own your mom with jello on top.

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