Miney is a slut, Mickey is a ******. You are in wonderland with alice by your side dressed to impress, awaiting you to come to bed with her. The four of you, plus the madhater possey have just finished having tea and crumpets and are talking about the walley walley bink-a-dinks that live under the bridges.

Alice interupts and tells you that if you stab ****** Mickey, or Slut Miney that that would turn her on sooo much.. so you whip out the knife that you keep in your boxers. Which one would you kill?

and you wounder why nobody posts in your weird threads...

*makes it clap...then gets the clap*

Pluto....why does everyone but that dog talk?