A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here. "
The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days after he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a
quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.

He said, "You must be single."

The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt.
Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections
she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely
correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

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The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."

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At 02:38 PM 3/19/2003 -0800, you wrote:
>This is the fingerprint for my computer:
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>It'll be awhile before I can get the other one, is
>that a problem?
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