tell all.
Mine is this.
I work in a supermarket and my last day is tommorrow incidentally.
Anyway i was coming downstairs and i see this child standing there who says " i dont like it in here mommy it is too warm."
she then preceded to projectile vomit all over the floor.
Too cool, not exorcist style by any means but still downright cool. While someone cleaned it up i walked past and said " oooh pasta"

garreth, im gonna have to tell you go take a flyin ****..

shove it, just shove it you useless waste of oxygen, it is people like you that are causing the greenhouse effect, idiot get lost.
I am not coming back to this forum until you are gone you stupid useless moron.

garreth, im gonna have to tell you go take a flyin ****..

why the hate :confused:

shove it, just shove it you useless waste of oxygen, it is people like you that are causing the greenhouse effect, idiot get lost.
I am not coming back to this forum until you are gone you stupid useless moron.

what?
u leaven boxingscene?

yep, hes gone. hes gonna fix a greenhouse, god bless him.

During one of our graveyard shift truck crews the assistant manager was being a dick and he we came off the break and he had some spicy sauce on his pizza and the stomach didnt take it and he went and took a nice long and nasty ****...Not to bad right? Well until he let one fly and the saran wrap caught that ****...Smeared all over his genitals everywhere pretty sick.

Also one time the night before we taped the top of the gate and the next morning he opened up and couldnt open the gate because of it, so he left and got wrote up and fined....

Today I was at work and this kid kept getting in my way and I was like "excuse me" and he just stood their so I turned around, well I go into the next aisle and he is their again and im like "excuse me" and he doesnt do nothing so I just walked right by and I was carrying a ladder and I was like get the hell out of my way damn and as I said damn he looked up and the ladder smacked him right across the mouth....Pure Genuis on his part....


We pull **** on the managers all the time, one time we got a newbie employee at like 3 in the morning to go outside and throw the trash out and we told him to get into the compactor to stomp it down and he did and we turned it, Never seen a kid scramble so much in his life...As he got out we locked him outside in the snow and it was about 15 degrees out....He went home and got docked pay..

haha...

We pull **** on the managers all the time, one time we got a newbie employee at like 3 in the morning to go outside and throw the trash out and we told him to get into the compactor to stomp it down and he did and we turned it, Never seen a kid scramble so much in his life...As he got out we locked him outside in the snow and it was about 15 degrees out....He went home and got docked pay..

haha...

Thats some funny ass **** ahhaha, kinda feel sorry for the new guy tho, and this story doesnt even sound like U! lol, maybe cos of all the help u offer in the training section :D

yep, hes gone. hes gonna fix a greenhouse, god bless him.
It is clear you are only here to cause trouble.

It is clear you are only here to cause trouble.

yip . totally correct he / she is a wind up merchant, Im yet to see an infomred post fomr this idiot on boxing. Ive even tried to be pleasant and all you get is pisstake Ive said it once Ill say it agian its half term school hols in Eurtope at presnet, probably some 13 yr old dork who has nothing better to do.

anyay on to work stories one of my mates broke into my pc owhen we had been out on the piss and changed my screen saver on my pc to some lady getting erm "roasted" from various positions. I came in late hungover to see this on my pc, I work on a teaidng floor wth 200 people who had all had a good gander at my pc. :eek:

the shame. :o

good wind up though had to see the funny side once I knew I wouldnt be sacked!


The other one that happened the other day, was wnet for the 10.30 constitutional, once finished ...**** no toilet paper, no let me explain there are 5 traps and six urinals in this toilet at work so its pretty busy traffic at the best of times, listeninig intently I hoped that the room was clear of anyone as it was quiet, so shuffling fomr one cubicle to another boxer shorts and trousers round ankles, who should be stood there washing his hands but my boss. :eek:

gutted.

the shame. :o

..right. and you take it all out on me?

not biting anymore mate, find a new dawg to bait.

Thats some funny ass **** ahhaha, kinda feel sorry for the new guy tho, and this story doesnt even sound like U! lol, maybe cos of all the help u offer in the training section :D




I take training serious, but work is all fun and games for me. ;)