Mainly hints and tips.

I've only been to the place thrice and am shit on maneuvers.

Not really worried about it, just want to pass.

ta.

Hope you fail cunt!

erm make sure you use mirrors.... mirrors mirrors and more fooking mirrors, otherwise you'll wrack up minors quickly

and maybe try and build a rapport with the examiner in the first few mins, don't make it too obvious though

if that fails offer them sexual favours. worked for me

erm make sure you use mirrors.... mirrors mirrors and more fooking mirrors, otherwise you'll wrack up minors quickly

and maybe try and build a rapport with the examiner in the first few mins, don't make it too obvious though

if that fails offer them sexual favours. worked for me

What Duran said. Look in the mirror everytime you do anything! ANYTHING.

I mean there is a slight bend in the road...look at the mirror... the examiner turns aircon on... look in the mirror... you see two dogs ****ing in the street...look in the mirror.

Also I have a tip... roundabouts. If you're particularly confused with one coming up, don't listen to what the examiner says. Signal into the far right hand lane and go round and round until you work the correct exit out. He can't fail you for going the wrong way if you've done it safely. So if you are unsure, hit the centre lane and work it out then.

The rapport shit is rubbish Duran! They start talking to you, make friends then **** you over.

Driving examiners are cunts. DOn't trust them ONE bit.

I failed my first test due to excessive boner overdrive.

Honestly, the examiner was amazingly fit with a great set of tits. Wrong day to wear trackie bottoms. Anyways, for the whole test i'm driving with a constant hard-on that i couldn't cover with my t-shirt due to seatbelt trapping.

When it comes to the report and hearing i FAILED, i couldn't believe it as i had a near perfect test. I ended up with 3 minors and a MAJOR!!

When asked what it was for, she said it was for doing 35mph on a 30mph zone. I asked my instructor afterwards and he said it should have been a minor at most. Especially as it happened only the once.

So my take is she was disgusted with my undergarment mishap.....so i limped out of the car miserable as ****. Man how i would have done anything for a blow-job right there......i wouldn't have given two ****s about failing.

Second test....Male examinor.......5 minors....PASSED.


So my tip.....Fit female examinor?....you're screwed!!

Good luck.

I think you're chatting shit black.ink, an erection is the ultimate compliment and if anything forces the pass.

Basically;
Tight Jeans (Or firm material) So the erection can be trapped on the spot.
and a nice long baggy t shirt or jacket.

And check yourself out in the mirrors.

And chat up the fridge freezer running the show.


Cheers for the advice lads.

I failed my first test due to excessive boner overdrive.

Honestly, the examiner was amazingly fit with a great set of tits. Wrong day to wear trackie bottoms. Anyways, for the whole test i'm driving with a constant hard-on that i couldn't cover with my t-shirt due to seatbelt trapping.

When it comes to the report and hearing i FAILED, i couldn't believe it as i had a near perfect test. I ended up with 3 minors and a MAJOR!!

When asked what it was for, she said it was for doing 35mph on a 30mph zone. I asked my instructor afterwards and he said it should have been a minor at most. Especially as it happened only the once.

So my take is she was disgusted with my undergarment mishap.....so i limped out of the car miserable as ****. Man how i would have done anything for a blow-job right there......i wouldn't have given two ****s about failing.

Second test....Male examinor.......5 minors....PASSED.


So my tip.....Fit female examinor?....you're screwed!!

Good luck.

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Mainly hints and tips.

I've only been to the place thrice and am shit on maneuvers.

Not really worried about it, just want to pass.

ta.

Buckle up your seatbelt first thing, make sure the radio is off and your mirrors are properly adjusted before even starting the engine......

put the belt on
Don't crash
Don't speed
Don't be a wise guy with the driving dude/women
make sure you can back in decently well
don't act nervous, you can be nervous but don't act it

Good luck

I failed my test 3 weeks ago on hesitation at roundabouts, everything else was perfect. a was gutted couldent belive it, il get it next time tho. my instructor told me before make sure i check my mirrors all the time kept telling me that, so i did and i didnt get one minor on it.

I'm not nervous atm, probably will be tommorow though. I'm not scared though. If I fails I fail etc.

Drive real quick and dangerous when they tell you to do a turn in the road do a hand brake turn smoke while you drive text someone on your phone get aggressive to other drivers on the road at a crossing let people onto it then try and run them over do a massive fart while driving use hand signals instead of indicators beep any sexy girls you see. You will pass taking my advice as i have found a driving license.

Don't be nervous dude, stay calm....

And make sure you look at mirrors every single moment, i failed my first time on mirrors....

Be confident, so they know you mean business...

DONT CRASH!!!!

If car goes boom boom you go bye bye!!!

It has been mentioned before, but mirrors are very important. I swear they prefer you to spend more time looking at the mirrors than you do at the road ahead.

I only passed my test a few months ago, I thought it was quite easy, I had probably my best driving lesson before hand, wasn't nervous at all, until I got in the car with my examiner, ****in cacked my pants. I racked up 11 minors, mostly on mirror faults I think. Few on being too hesitant (unnescecary braking on country lanes, not going when I could've gone when turning in to a road). Almost failed on reverse left round corner (I'm wank at them). Basically took it round the corner perfect but then didn't straighten up and was a second from mounting the curb which would've been a fail, but just managed to stop the car and straighten it up again.

Seriously though, be really ****in nervous, I think my B/O (Duran Is God style, maybe even worse at the time) put the examiner off he just passed me so he didn't have to go through that stench again.

Oh yeah! and don't tell anybody you're taking it. Therefore if it does go tits up, you don't have to repeatidly tell everyone you ****ed it.

Took mine 3 times. got it on the third time though! I can honestly say it was one of most nerve wracking few hrs of my life but hopefully u wont read this before you go on your test haha. it look me less times to pass my lorry examination than it did my car. how does that work?

Eeeee say! Eeee say!

I did absouletly shit in the lesson before it lol, completely mucked up the turn in the road (My best maneavour) and even mounted a roundabout when going 'round it. It was like my theory test I failed every single practice one then in the test I got 1 wrong.

8 Minors.

****ing pleased.

congrats mate. heres some good k as a present

Ta darling, the incentive of green K really spured me on.

Bad news, It won't let me give it to you again.

well done mate, fair play to ya. you beat my with minors i got 11, but like you i passed first time

its cus were ****ing geniuses

well done mate, fair play to ya. you beat my with minors i got 11, but like you i passed first time

its cus were ****ing geniuses

I thought people who passed second time were supposed to be the most competent haha

****ing rules me bang out of luck if its true

At the end of the day a pass is a pass, minors mean **** all.

The thing is green getter is that nobody ever says that until someone fails their first test, or passes their second. It's like size doesn't matter.

Quick question people; I'm fully insured on me motor, I just spoke to my mum on the phone and she said I can't take it out until I let the insurance know I've passed is this right?

Sounds bollocks to me, as I'm still insured.

Well done on passing mate, you got yourself a car to go out in? It was the best feeling ever, to just jump in my car the day I passed without any supervision, you feel so relaxed. You wouldn't believe how many times I went to McDonald's drive thru just as an excuse to go driving the 1st week I passed my test.

Mate all you have to do is ring em up and tell em you've now got a full driving licence. They say congrats, tap a few buttons and change your insurance policy, as soon as you've done that you're good to go.

lol. I can see me doing that, I'm taking my little brother there later for the sake of it. Can't wait to just go out driving; crossing my arms, not checking blind spots, going 35 in a 30 zone! **** yeah I'm going to be badass in my bright yellow fiat sciencto, 1.1.

The thing is Pot, I aint got a clue where the documents are about it or even what company I'm with. CHeers for the advice though, when my Mum's back from school she can get bang on it.

That's as bad as my light purple coloured 1.2 clio, with the lacquer coming off the bonnet, looks like 1,000 people had a wank over it and let it dry.

http://www.diskdrive.co.za/images/fiat_s9.jpg

Could be worse, the colours a bit loud but I can't complain as I didn't pay for it.

I think I'm going to get to burning some cds for it none of that deafening drum and bass shit most people in my year insist upon.

Nice description of your car.

Well done on passing mate, you got yourself a car to go out in? It was the best feeling ever, to just jump in my car the day I passed without any supervision, you feel so relaxed. You wouldn't believe how many times I went to McDonald's drive thru just as an excuse to go driving the 1st week I passed my test.

man thats so true. i must have gone to so many irrelevant places when i first passed just because i liked the freedom of not having some muppet telling me where to turn the car.

Its not advisable now though Nicky Hatton. your fuel bill will be mosterous with these shite UK prices

well done boss!!!

Yeah I know especially as I aint got a job. Aint they meant to rise by another 10p due to those Sweaty Socks striking?

Yea I get through about a tenner a week of petrol if I'm just driving round town for the usual run arounds, getting to football, going to Maccy's. Apart from that I don't really have much reason to drive about other than boredom.

Yea I get through about a tenner a week of petrol if I'm just driving round town for the usual run arounds, getting to football, going to Maccy's. Apart from that I don't really have much reason to drive about other than boredom.

Lucky you mayne, i spend around £60 on petrol, and i don't even have a job......

The bastard petrol prices are killing me, im tellin ya...

Lucky you mayne, i spend around £60 on petrol, and i don't even have a job......

The bastard petrol prices are killing me, im tellin ya...

costing me 100 a month to drive to and from work.

It's a disgrace, yet they wonder why prices of everything are going up. :nonono:

Congrats Nicky, well done.

I passed years ago, but my mate failed the daft cunt, purely because he has to be funny all the time.

Used to get 3 questions at the end of the test on the highway code and one of his questions was:-

What comes after Amber on the traffic lights and the dozy twat said "**** knows, I'm usually gone by then"

Congrats Nicky, well done.

I passed years ago, but my mate failed the daft cunt, purely because he has to be funny all the time.

Used to get 3 questions at the end of the test on the highway code and one of his questions was:-

What comes after Amber on the traffic lights and the dozy twat said "**** knows, I'm usually gone by then"

Thats not fair thats a trick question think about it.

It could be green after amber or it could be red, depending on which way the lights are changing. Ha!

Thats not fair thats a trick question think about it.

It could be green after amber or it could be red, depending on which way the lights are changing. Ha!

One of my questions was worse it was:-

If a blind man is stood at the side of the road, how do you know he's deaf as well.

I said "Toot and if he jumps he can hear" which was the wrong answer needless to say.

Can you tell me the correct answer on this?

He should have some sort of coloured band around his arm or sommat if he's deaf.

He should have some sort of coloured band around his arm or sommat if he's deaf.

He may well do, but not the correct answer I was looking for.

Congrats Nicky, well done.

I passed years ago, but my mate failed the daft cunt, purely because he has to be funny all the time.

Used to get 3 questions at the end of the test on the highway code and one of his questions was:-

What comes after Amber on the traffic lights and the dozy twat said "**** knows, I'm usually gone by then"

Megalol.

Ha.

Glad we didn't get 3 questions thats what the theory test is for. I had a hard enough time on show me tell me.

I had to tel him how to check the lights, I said I'll press the button and you can check.

He didn't like that much.

Been Mcdonalds today as well for another mcflurry.

:-/

Mainly hints and tips.

I've only been to the place thrice and am shit on maneuvers.

Not really worried about it, just want to pass.

ta.

imagine the instructer isn't there. for me that was what i needed. if your thinking about what hes doing you'll probably fail.

Good luck Mate!