View Full Version : amir khan.... plays footy like a ****ing girl
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-20-2008, 04:21 PM did any of you guys watch "beat the star" tonight?
the deciding game was a penalty shoot out. Amir khan kicked the ball like my 6 year old cousin emma. My god he had the motor skills of a chair
the guy he was playing against missed all his penalties and looked like a retard trying to **** a door knob
Jambo Boy 04-20-2008, 04:24 PM did any of you guys watch "beat the star" tonight?
the deciding game was a penalty shoot out. Amir khan kicked the ball like my 6 year old cousin emma. My god he had the motor skills of a chair
the guy he was playing against missed all his penalties and looked like a retard trying to **** a door knob
i couldnt believe the guy he was playing against, he was complete shite.
how the **** can you miss such a big goal????
mickeyb 04-20-2008, 04:27 PM Amir was shit. My brother shouted out "I can piss harder than that!" when he kicked it and fanta came outta my nose.
The other guy was shit. Imagine having to go home knowing you skyed the ball 3 times in a ****ing row. Was he on crack or something?
Haha best thing about it...Amir is so competitive...he was playing for nothing but for the sake of it....and he screwed that guy out of 50 grand wasn't it?? haha.
msagrain 04-20-2008, 04:29 PM i swear they swopped the milk around! did anyone else see that?
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-20-2008, 04:30 PM lol ye he was even getting the crowd going....
but i honestly couldn't believe how bad that guy he was playing against was.... i think his mom was on the verge of disowning the poor fella. He was just toe poking the ****er, i was on the verge of turning it over cus i felt so embarassed for him and i just couldn't watch
i think vernon wanted to piss himself as well but he stayed professional
fasman 04-20-2008, 04:31 PM true but he fights like a champ....
That's all that really matters to him, and yeah that other dude was a ****ing sissy when it came to taking pens, then he was about to cry like a biatch, when he lost......Twat...
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-20-2008, 04:34 PM i just find it hard to understand how he can be that awkward playing footy, you'd imagine he'd be a bit more natural than that.....
mickeyb 04-20-2008, 04:35 PM They should have put him in a pint drinking contest or a bacon eating competition.
**** it, i'll go the whole hog - he should have gone for a suicide bomb wiring kit and been asked to find the quicket route to the airport.
:tapedshut !!
The Monk 04-20-2008, 04:38 PM I thought I was watching the Womens World cup or something. That was trully terrible.
Nicky_Hatton 04-20-2008, 04:38 PM lol.
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.
mickeyb 04-20-2008, 04:48 PM Yeah thats right people...enjoy the Islamaphobia i'm purportrating....
not long now until the race war kicks off people ;)... kicking off soon...
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-20-2008, 04:50 PM and to think your a teacher mate!!
god ****ing help us ha!
mickeyb 04-20-2008, 04:54 PM and to think your a teacher mate!!
god ****ing help us ha!
haha don't tell everyone... i love being heavily involved in institutionalised racism.
TheIce 04-20-2008, 09:51 PM This is Islamaphobia Thread.
mickeyb 04-21-2008, 04:31 AM This is Islamaphobia Thread.
Correct, we should get it stickied perhaps
fasman 04-21-2008, 07:48 AM Yeah thats right people...enjoy the Islamaphobia i'm purportrating....
not long now until the race war kicks off people ;)... kicking off soon...
:rofl: :rofl:
mickeyb 04-21-2008, 09:03 AM Doh!! Fasman!! BITE! For godsakes!! Whats the point in me saying all these things if you won't get cross!
You've neutralised me :(
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-21-2008, 09:29 AM i have a joke which might offend him (its funny though)
pakistani man on his death bed
"wife, are you there?"
"yes dear, im here"
"son, daughter are you there?"
"yes father we are here for you"
"then who's in the ****ing shop?!"
D_Hook 04-21-2008, 09:45 AM i have a joke which might offend him (its funny though)
pakistani man on his death bed
"wife, are you there?"
"yes dear, im here"
"son, daughter are you there?"
"yes father we are here for you"
"then who's in the ****ing shop?!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Good joke babes :kiss:
Duggie 04-21-2008, 11:59 AM cracking joke Duran, i'm gonna tell my hindu mate that at work
fasman 04-21-2008, 05:35 PM Doh!! Fasman!! BITE! For godsakes!! Whats the point in me saying all these things if you won't get cross!
You've neutralised me :(
nah mate, you're a good laugh really.....
I didn't wanna get into a hissy fit, i seen that one coming....:439:
fasman 04-21-2008, 05:37 PM i have a joke which might offend him (its funny though)
pakistani man on his death bed
"wife, are you there?"
"yes dear, im here"
"son, daughter are you there?"
"yes father we are here for you"
"then who's in the ****ing shop?!"
:rofl: :rofl:
Yep i've heard that one before, facking class though, im telling ya...
mickeyb 04-21-2008, 06:21 PM nah mate, you're a good laugh really.....
I didn't wanna get into a hissy fit, i seen that one coming....:439:
DAMMIT!!
I'm gunna have to come in as an alt so you can give me some flame hassle.
DURAN_IS_GOD 04-21-2008, 07:46 PM :rofl: :rofl:
Yep i've heard that one before, facking class though, im telling ya...
fair play to ya mate, good to see a bit of light hearted banta dont get to ya
of course you do realise mickey is gonna go all guns blazing now!! haha
mickeyb 04-22-2008, 09:02 AM fair play to ya mate, good to see a bit of light hearted banta dont get to ya
of course you do realise mickey is gonna go all guns blazing now!! haha
i gotta step up my game... :) haha
Marty Mcfly 04-22-2008, 10:45 AM Yeah thats right people...enjoy the Islamaphobia i'm purportrating....
not long now until the race war kicks off people ;)... kicking off soon...
Indeed, the race war does come Mickey, and in the words of the great Eric Cartman..."Whites win!". Me, Marty Mcfly, has seen it with my own eyes.
capt_sam 04-22-2008, 11:11 AM I missed it. I wish I had seen this. :(
capt_sam 04-22-2008, 11:12 AM :rofl: :rofl:
Yep i've heard that one before, facking class though, im telling ya...
hilarious. :D
mickeyb 04-22-2008, 12:01 PM Indeed, the race war does come Mickey, and in the words of the great Eric Cartman..."Whites win!". Me, Marty Mcfly, has seen it with my own eyes.
So many noobs...so little time.
RED K!!!
Marty Mcfly 04-22-2008, 12:19 PM So many noobs...so little time.
RED K!!!
Me, Marty Mcfly, a noob? no. I have 10k posts on boxingscene, but in the future. In the year 2013 to be precise, where boxingscene is now run by the one they call "msagrain" and his evil sidekick "Peroxide". I am sad to say this ,but you, Mickeyb, and your bit on the side "Duran_is_God" made a suicide pact when you were not considered for admin.
I am afraid you cannot change the future Mickeyb, this is inevitable.
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