I was eat’n lunch with two buddies of mine. They were talkin bout their aunt. (their aunt is a drugged out wait of a life, who has two kids that has to live with their dad cuz she cant, she pawns everything that the family owns, mooches off of everyone, and needs to die.) So they’re talkin to me about how to kill her. I took it damn serious and got all excited because they know I would do it for free and totally get off on it. So I’m gett’n excited in the restaurant and come up with some flawless ideas. Then they tell me they could never kill her after they find me serious. Now I’m at work still excited with the idea and I need to calm the **** down.... ****!!!! LKH#{)(U#$#OIJ@

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I don't have blues, im excited and turned on!!!

Hi Curly, how's everything?

Good, how you been?

You're hijacking my **** way too fast. Get past my ****ing shotgun and then you can do whatever you like. But right now I want to stick it up your ass and pull the trigger.

Fine, sir. How's the training going?

:devil

good thanks..my kicks are starting to get some form to them and my left jab/hook is getting better. Still not the same as they used to be but nothing is lol...how's work going?

Work is kinda slow right now. Just got a couple more accounts, so hopefully I might get a little raise.
I just went back to training myself. What's your training background, though??

kcikboxing...I've been woking with some TKD guys here sparing and stuff. I kind of have my own style now. I don't fight as much as I used to. I just do it to stay in shape. How's the training going for ya?

Good I just started BJJ and Savate. It has been a while for me, I am in pain 24/7.

How many days a week do you train Bub?

3 times a week. Vale tudo class tonight...

yeah I was too when I started getting ready for August but it's not so bad now. I make fun of the guys who train in TKD so they really try to rip my head off. They're good to work with cause they have good speed and they kick HaRd lol

True, my cousin is a TKD blackbelt. I was making fun of him while sparring and he kicked me so hard he folded me in half, quick kicks. They train to snap the kicks and make noise at contact, but they can kick pretty hard.

Killing is so easy to get away with.. the only people that don't get away with it are people who are sloppy, dont plan, and aren't patient. I have so many good ideas its sick that I dont have someone to try it on. Their aunt would be perfect!!!