View Full Version : If you had 1million dollars,name the first things you would do with the money.


AgonYx0
06-27-2003, 03:38 PM
what whould you do with it????


Me, i would by a really nice house,Escalade fully loaded paid off, put money away so my kids can go to college,put moneyaway so i can get my kids a car,and a **** load od clothes for us.. Then after that id get sick of being rich and get bored..

Prince
06-27-2003, 03:38 PM
pay my speeding ticket

Whoremaster B
06-27-2003, 03:40 PM
Buy a nice supply of grade A hoes.

Curly Howard
06-27-2003, 03:41 PM
call a lawyer....then build an small 3 bedroom ranch on 3 acres with a shop and a lake. Go back to school and take PA out to taco bell and a drive in movie

Prince
06-27-2003, 03:41 PM
I would also find a gold digging girlfriend that pretends to love me for who I am.

I'll think I'm happy until I discover she just wanted me for the money then I suppose the rest would be invested in assisted suicide.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-27-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Buy a nice supply of grade A hoes.

Indeedy doo

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 03:42 PM
Pay off my momma house and get the **** out...I hate that place

Curly Howard
06-27-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
id get sick of being rich and get bored..

and being poor and bored is so much better

Whoremaster B
06-27-2003, 03:43 PM
Cesero you are like a constant cold, rainy day.

you should move to New England.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
and being poor and bored is so much better HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tanner Rhoden
06-27-2003, 03:43 PM
Fly out to CA. Rent a 50 foot Hummer limo..........take us all out to Vegas.........get the nicest two rooms the Belagio has to offer.........Live like kings for that weekend

Prince
06-27-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Cesero you are like a constant cold, rainy day.

you should move to New England.

I'm a sunny, warm day sometimes. Not often, but sometimes.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Fly out to CA. Rent a 50 foot Hummer limo..........take us all out to Vegas.........get the nicest two rooms the Belagio has to offer.........Live like kings for that weekend I want you to have a million dollars

Whoremaster B
06-27-2003, 03:46 PM
Spend that money like a drunken sailor

AgonYx0
06-27-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
and being poor and bored is so much better


hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaah




thank you tanner, i forgot i by a brand new black hummer.

Bluecifer
06-27-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
Spend that money like a drunken sailor

That's the way I live my life.

ruffneck119
06-27-2003, 03:52 PM
Give half to my parents.

Put 1/4 ($250K) in a high yeild bank account that I can't touch for 10 years.

Buy a 2002 SMG M3. ($50K)

Buy a 150,000 home.

Work and live the rest of my life like normal.

VulgarTheClown
06-27-2003, 03:53 PM
I would invest it into my mutuals and do nothing with it for the first couple years.

i would then live off the anual interest for the rest of time.

Whoremaster B
06-27-2003, 03:53 PM
perhaps maybe buy a tiger.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
perhaps maybe buy a tiger. LMFAO

Aaron Bizarre
06-27-2003, 03:59 PM
I would invest it.

Allison
06-27-2003, 04:03 PM
in a Tiger farm?

Aaron Bizarre
06-27-2003, 04:04 PM
in a house and property.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
in a house and property. with Tigers in it.

Wushu
06-27-2003, 04:46 PM
New home, Mercedes cl600. and at least 3 pounds of weed

Aaron Bizarre
06-27-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
with Tigers in it.


exactly.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
exactly. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA

Allison
06-27-2003, 04:49 PM
Tiger statues?

Aaron Bizarre
06-27-2003, 04:52 PM
Statues? your downsizing. I would get a gorilla and a Grizzly bear and finally settle that argument my friends and I have had.

Wushu
06-27-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
Give half to my parents.

Put 1/4 ($250K) in a high yeild bank account that I can't touch for 10 years.

Buy a 2002 SMG M3. ($50K)

Buy a 150,000 home.

Work and live the rest of my life like normal. Good luck finding a home in Cali for 150k Ruff

Prince
06-27-2003, 04:55 PM
a gorilla would **** a grizzly bear up.

Curly Howard
06-27-2003, 05:02 PM
http://images.usatoday.com/money/gallery/chicagoauto02/1-silverado.jpg

http://www.rampchevy.com/earnhardt_monte.jpg

http://www.boattalk.com/boatid/images/bassboat/bassboatgamblerintimidator2000.jpg

http://www.raceexchange.com/images_92harley/fatboy_02.jpg

http://www.roaringknob.com/late%20model.jpg

Wushu
06-27-2003, 05:04 PM
I'd buy a ton of roids and a penis pump. Then I would have a career in the **** industry

Prince
06-27-2003, 05:05 PM
you can buy a penis pump for $25

Curly Howard
06-27-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Wushu
Good luck finding a home in Cali for 150k Ruff

150K would get you a nice shack here

lzindsay
06-27-2003, 05:45 PM
I would move back to be ny bzob and family and buy him a damn big car for all his f-ing kids

Kempo Chris
06-27-2003, 05:49 PM
pay off the mortgage on my mothers house

Purity
06-27-2003, 06:39 PM
$1 million eh? ok:

-$100K to my church
-$200K down payment on a $500K home
-$100K to charities
-$100K to 2 new SL500's, one for me and one for my mother
-$50K on blue chip stocks
-$50K on high risk stocks
-$25K on mid caps and small caps
-$50K in diversified bonds
-$75K in mutal funds
-$75K in 6 month CD account
-$90K on down payment for $450K 4-plex investment
-$25K for closing costs on both homes
-$40K for new furniture & renovations in primary home
-$20K to party

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by Purity
$1 million eh? ok:

-$100K to my church
-$200K down payment on a $500K home
-$100K to charities
-$100K to 2 new SL500's, one for me and one for my mother
-$50K on blue chip stocks
-$50K on high risk stocks
-$25K on mid caps and small caps
-$50K in diversified bonds
-$75K in mutal funds
-$75K in 6 month CD account
-$90K on down payment for $450K 4-plex investment
-$25K for closing costs on both homes
-$40K for new furniture & renovations in primary home
-$20K to party Youve thought about this before...Havent you?

Purity
06-27-2003, 06:43 PM
i think i did about 4 years ago when i was on the ****ter but i never really drew the #'s out.

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 06:46 PM
Most great thoughts come from the can. Thats where I think the idea for the Foreman Grill came from

ruffneck119
06-27-2003, 06:49 PM
A million dollar hooker would be fun.

Curly Howard
06-27-2003, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by ruffneck119
A million dollar hooker would be fun.

She better be

The Ensanity
06-27-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
She better be HZHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


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LMMFAO

Bluecifer
06-27-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Most great thoughts come from the can. Thats where I think the idea for the Foreman Grill came from

****in' true as hell. I do believe that if the great, the wise and the mighty were to just sit down together for a nice community **** world peace, everlasing prosperity and cheap, effective, high quality android wives would be within our collective grasps...

handjobs4dollars
06-27-2003, 11:19 PM
good looks

LukeDothSucketh
06-27-2003, 11:20 PM
I'd give it to an orphanage

AgonYx0
06-27-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
[B]

http://www.rampchevy.com/earnhardt_monte.jpg




thats soooooo ****ing tight, i would die for that car!!! or even a Monte Carlo SS with tee tops

handjobs4dollars
06-27-2003, 11:25 PM
What are you people buying cars for?

LukeDothSucketh
06-27-2003, 11:25 PM
Its called a bus... jeez.

Eyes Of The South
06-28-2003, 12:48 AM
I would buy global MMA,Make myself and admin and give all the cool people special belts n ****

AgonYx0
06-28-2003, 01:04 AM
how lame

GeNeRaL
06-28-2003, 01:05 AM
500k in investments.
house for @ 200-250k
pay all debts off (not much)
new truck (35k) new bike (25k)
Plane ticket to cali to watch hojak own the big dude, fiercely.

Whatevers left, help out family and friends.

AgonYx0
06-28-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by GeNeRaL

Plane ticket to cali to watch hojak own the big dude.




how nice, you wanna watch me own big dude.

GeNeRaL
06-28-2003, 01:31 AM
indeed. :)

AgonYx0
06-28-2003, 01:39 AM
woooohooooooo

Zen
06-28-2003, 02:45 AM
If I had a million after taxes I'd do something like this.
Trade in cars for 2 new ones- $150,000 I'd have 2 fat rides.
Pay off debt- $15,000
Pay off house- $150,000
$685,000 left.
Give away $150,000 to family and charity.
$535,000
$135,000 on whatever, clothes, vacation, motorcycle etc.
$400,000 into investments. Maybe a duplex or small apartment building.
I'd go back to school. I'd train full time. Work a parttime job, bartending or something that I like.
If I could collect 5% of my $400,000. That'd be $20,000 a year plus maybe $10 to $15 a year from my parttime job. $30,000 a year would be plenty if everything was paid for but food, gas and utilities.

bob
06-28-2003, 06:31 AM
****en buy a new gym and **** for my bjj instructor and team the head to stormys

LukeDothSucketh
06-28-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by DOWN
I would buy global MMA,Make myself and admin and give all the cool people special belts n ****

Worst. Post. EVER.

realkaps
06-28-2003, 06:43 PM
I would buy into a MMA promotion, See every pride and UFC live from the front row for the rest of my life.....

neils7147933
08-14-2006, 09:11 PM
Pay off my house note
Set aside college money for the four kids
Buy a couple new dependable vehicles
Hire an investment guy so I wouldn't need to work a full-time job

jack_the_rippuh
08-14-2006, 09:14 PM
I'd sponsor someone who had a really good idea for an invention and get a huge percentage of the profits.

the texas kid
08-14-2006, 09:21 PM
id give money to charities. but than id like walk in a donut place and if the worker was really nice id give him or her a thousand bucks.

.::EnRiQuE::.
08-14-2006, 11:37 PM
alotta food.....

.::EnRiQuE::.
08-14-2006, 11:39 PM
id give money to charities. but than id like walk in a donut place and if the worker was really nice id give him or her a thousand bucks.
yer a ***! :D :cool: :D

flipside
08-15-2006, 12:05 AM
il get new cellphones new tv new everything save some on my kids education and start my own farm buy cars and get married

chito
08-15-2006, 12:32 AM
i'd donate half for charity & half of it i'd spend to build a house

Zamora
08-15-2006, 08:35 AM
change it up because daollars are useless in england

neils7147933
10-20-2006, 08:01 AM
Pay off my house note
Set aside college money for the four kids
Buy a couple new dependable vehicles
Hire an investment guy so I wouldn't need to work a full-time job
The rest I would donate to my favorite charity: <a href="http://imageshack.us"><img src="http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/166/zqo0.gif" border="0" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></a>

Abe Attell
10-20-2006, 09:20 AM
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Dempsey 1919
10-20-2006, 11:13 AM
I would probably buy a house.

Versastyle
10-20-2006, 11:29 AM
i'd buy about 5 houses and rent them out to ppl to make a profit and buy 1 myself and a car.

joeytrimble
10-20-2006, 12:01 PM
i'd buy several pounds of cocain and weed ... rent the budwiser plant for the day and throw the biggest *****en party ever in the history ...

Toddy
10-20-2006, 12:06 PM
id give everyone on here what they wanted :D serioulsy though id throw a monster party with joeytrimble lol

platinummatt!
10-20-2006, 12:53 PM
Pay off the mortgage to my mum and dads house, and make some major savings

BuddyChacon
10-20-2006, 01:29 PM
I would finally bring that mail order wife I have been shopping to the US.

DRZ.
10-20-2006, 03:04 PM
what whould you do with it????


Me, i would by a really nice house,Escalade fully loaded paid off, put money away so my kids can go to college,put moneyaway so i can get my kids a car,and a **** load od clothes for us.. Then after that id get sick of being rich and get bored..

Hey 2nd II none, log in as AgonYx0 as post with it ffs!

Velour
10-20-2006, 03:07 PM
move far far away and buy my own house, thats all i want at the moment. the rest of it can sit in the bank until i need it.

THE REAL NINJA
10-20-2006, 03:18 PM
1st thing I'd put it in the bank :fing02: I would just pay off my truck and some old bills the rest I would split 20/80 into small investments and savings.yup yup:grouphug:King Haku

DRZ.
10-20-2006, 03:23 PM
1st thing I'd put it in the bank :fing02: I would just pay off my truck and some old bills the rest I would split 20/80 into small investments and savings.yup yup:grouphug:King Haku

I think this question was asked 3 yrs ago. :D

THE REAL NINJA
10-20-2006, 03:26 PM
I think this question was asked 3 yrs ago. :D

yeah so it's one of them that you can always answer

DRZ.
10-20-2006, 03:27 PM
yeah so it's one of them that you can always answer

nevermind I never actually read the first post. I just assumed she was asking a personal question. Blonde moment...........

Super_Lightweight
10-20-2006, 04:18 PM
Donate $100,000 to missionary groups.
Buy a hybrid car.
Buy my mom a house.
Pay off my student loans.
Refrain from getting a job. Just use my time to buy the highest quality healthy foods and train for boxing.
Take a trip to Germany for a couple weeks.
Watch a DLH, Pacquiao, and Ouma fight live.
Catch a Dallas game from the 1st row this year.
Have my heart checked and dental work done.

Manfredo Jr
10-20-2006, 05:00 PM
convert it into pounds

FeelTheA-Force
10-20-2006, 05:19 PM
Buy a nice supply of grade A hoes.

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