There's these two girls who want to have a threesome with me, CUTE girls!!.. apparantly they're in their appartment completely horny and both thinking of me. The **** they're e-mailing to me and saying to me over the phone has me totaly errect. I can feel my heart beat pulsating throughout the length of my hard ****. I really hope my boss doesn't tell me to get up and do somethin, lol.

Matt, can you go grab that letter off the printer for me?

"Okay I will after I finish typing out this report that hasto be in today."

When do you get to go dingle their dangleberries? They do have dangleberries, right?

tonight after work.

mmmmmmmmmm Dingleberries

Originally posted by Bzob
mmmmmmmmmm Dingleberries

I hear you can get em in milk shakes these days

You musta ****in ****rocked these chicks, dude. I miss having the girlfriend with the girlfriend... ****, that was killer.

They'd come pick me up from work when I was pullin swing shift down at that ****o company I was doing collections for some years back... man... if I got told that I had to sit in the back, the **** had officially hit the fan. They'd alternate between who sat in back with me when pickin me up too. It was only a few times that it happened... but each time, we would just ROAR into the house, ready to get down and ****.

"michelle would met you at the door...in only her thong...while i am in the room waiting for both of you to make your way into the room..where it would be a dull darkness lit with only one candle to set the mood ya know...then as u two enter the room...i would slowly walk up to her...caress her as we both slowly take off your clothes to reveil...that sexy sexy body of yours...when your where we want you..." ::shutter::

i wish you would talk to me like that, mouse.

Thats what Stephanie e-mailed to me.. a small section of about 15 e-mails shes sendin me tryin to get me over there with the two of them.

Wow, kind of sad though. It would take two of them to please you... should only take one girl to please you just right you know. :devil

lol.. good point... but two girls is ALWAYS better than one.

Not always. Been there, done that. Nothing but unwanted drama in the end. Girls get jealous of eachother. No matter how many times they assure you they wont. Girls are evil. :noangel:

My dicks happieness outrules statistics and drama, it can only see the pleasure at hand and doesn't care of future consequences.

My dick: "SHut the **** up Matt!!!"
Me: "Yes dear."

Originally posted by Mouse
My dicks happieness outrules statistics and drama, it can only see the pleasure at hand and doesn't care of future consequences.

My dick: "SHut the **** up Matt!!!"
Me: "Yes dear."

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

holy ****in ****, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"My dicks happieness outrules statistics and drama"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lol lol lol

:lol1: :lol2: :lol3: :lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

Your a ***** to your dick? That's pretty bad!

BAHAHAHA BEST POST EVER

Jensen's gettin emails from chicks in thongs saying they're ready and waiting to take his dick down once he's off the clock.

Hojak's gettin emails from EBay collections saying they're ready and waiting to receive my past-due amount of $13.00.

****. Something's gone horribly wrong here.

Hi all

This email is ONLY relevent to webmasters using the Niteline dialers.
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We've been having huge problems with people spamming the Niteline
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Unfortunately Niteline has stated that accounts were blocked without
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So please, if you are using our Niteline dialers, REMOVE them ASAP. You
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that was my last e-mail

Cesero would come in to a thread that says "I'm hard..."

He was looking for me.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Cesero would come in to a thread that says "I'm hard..."

Um, apparently he wasn't the only one.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
He was looking for me.

True

Originally posted by Cesaro
True

WTF!?!?! YOU LITTLE WHORE!!!!

****....

I thought you had left work already

Sorry Blue, I was just kidding.

Don't talk to me.

You know I just like to joke around.....it was nothing!

What ever. I don't want to hear it....It's over.

Just give me another chance...I'll dress up in that outfit you like.

THE NURSE?!?!?!?

That's the one

Well....I don't know....... we'll see.

We'll talk about it when you come home tonight.

Well to be honest I don't really want a divorce. Your the best wife I've ever had, even though you are little whore. So ok. Fix me some noodles.

I'm all yours. I'll have your noodles done when you get home.

Mr. Noodles are delicious.