View Full Version : The Peter Ebdon Appreciation Thread


TRAVI$
04-19-2008, 12:04 PM
He's a cunt.

TRAVI$
04-19-2008, 12:05 PM
http://www.snookerimages-pictures.com/image_dir/album14/th_sm_uk06ebdon09.jpg
Wanker

TRAVI$
04-19-2008, 12:07 PM
http://www.sportsbeatprints.com/image/Peter-Ebdon_162435.jpg
Charmer.

Patty Tanager
04-19-2008, 12:08 PM
He's far too excitable for me.

Oasis_Lad
04-19-2008, 12:08 PM
Peter Ebdon is the greatest musician of all time.

Patty Tanager
04-19-2008, 12:16 PM
This thread inspired me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY9x9UbnZwM

mickeyb
04-19-2008, 12:51 PM
I hate the way he always calls himself the "clown". I mean, he's the most miserable depressing snooker player in Britain. I'm glad he lives in Dubai, the cunt can stay as far away as me as possible, thankyou very much.

My money is on Stephen Maguire this year. Infact, it's worth a punt that he'll reach the final. Mark my words.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-19-2008, 01:06 PM
i've had a tenna on selby to win at 11/2, not too bad so we'll so how he gets on

as for ebdon i hope he trips on his cue and pokes his eye out

mickeyb
04-19-2008, 01:11 PM
To be honest, all the odds are ****.

11/2 on him to win the WHOLE thing. **** me...surely its more of a risk than that.

Bookies take the ****ing piss.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-19-2008, 01:14 PM
i know mate, but compared to what they were offering for ronnie etc its not too bad. higgins was 7/1 as well. hendry was 33's

TRAVI$
04-20-2008, 07:16 AM
http://www.sportinglife.com/pictures/general/peterebdon04.jpg
Twat

TRAVI$
04-20-2008, 07:18 AM
http://www.daviddarling.info/images/egg.jpg
Egg-faced gimp freak

Tuggers1986
04-20-2008, 07:28 AM
I hate the way he always calls himself the "clown". I mean, he's the most miserable depressing snooker player in Britain. I'm glad he lives in Dubai, the cunt can stay as far away as me as possible, thankyou very much.

My money is on Stephen Maguire this year. Infact, it's worth a punt that he'll reach the final. Mark my words.

Get on Selby.

TRAVI$
11-27-2009, 01:17 PM
Come round to ours for a cup of tea.

Oasis_Lad
11-27-2009, 01:21 PM
That's no way to talk about the all-singing all-dancing ball-potting superstar that is Peter Ebdon.

Chunk
11-27-2009, 02:03 PM
Ronnie O'Ebdon.

Patty Tanager
11-27-2009, 03:36 PM
I don't think i've watched a game of snooker since...

paul750
12-01-2009, 03:47 PM
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TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 04:15 PM
I LOL'd...

Chunk
12-01-2009, 05:29 PM
Peter Ebdon once lifted a wheelchair!

Oasis_Lad
12-01-2009, 05:30 PM
Peter Ebdon once lifted a wheelchair!

Did he have full body paralysis at the time?

Chunk
12-01-2009, 05:41 PM
Did he have full body paralysis at the time?

Na, he just felt like lifting a wheelchair.

paul750
12-01-2009, 05:45 PM
I can't seem to find footage of his outburst during a match with Stephen Lee a few years ago. That was funny as hell.

Chunk
12-01-2009, 05:47 PM
Didn't he burst into tears during an interview about why he takes so long to build a break?

TRAVI$
12-01-2009, 05:56 PM
He's probably still trying to explain
The slow cunt.

The Monk
12-01-2009, 06:35 PM
I heard that Ebdon had something to do with Michael Jackson's death. Can't say any more than that though.

paul750
12-01-2009, 06:39 PM
Haha, I'm just looking at some old comments on the BBC website about that outburst.

Last night's outburst by Peter Ebdon was totally disgusting and totally out of character for someone whose only contribution to the game is to replace Terry Griffiths as the slowest player ever. It takes him a minute to pot a black from the spot.
Gerben, Netherlands

Ebdon was being honest, showing his feelings. It seems many people in England feel that it is not 'sporting' to show that one enjoys winning, but the will to win is what makes a winner. England has too many 'well done chaps' losers playing sport, that's why from tennis to cricket the other teams such as Australia will usually win.
Mal Walker, Australia

Ebdon should have been more restrained
Tom, UK
He was just chuffed he'd emerged victorious in a tense match. His desire to win, hunger for the game of snooker and the relief at winning the game made him react the way he did. He's just a sportsman like any other with a passion for the game. Get off his case.
The Chief, England

The point here seems to be that the frame and the match had not finished. Lee could have got the two snookers required and won the frame and therefore the match. This makes snooker different to say football or rugby, where celebrations are subsequent to the score. Lee was obviously affected by the outburst, shown by the fact he conceded almost immediately - Ebdon should have been more restrained.
Tom, UK

TRAVI$
12-05-2009, 12:44 PM
Peter Ebdon walked into a bar, the barman said "Get out, we don't allow cunts"

Chunk
12-07-2009, 07:09 PM
Ronnie O'Sullivan (Eng) v Peter Ebdon (Eng)

10K that Ronnie wacks his Cue round the back of Ebdon's head whilst he's watching Ebdon take 20 mins to build a break of 12?

TRAVI$
12-30-2009, 01:27 PM
http://blogs.sundaymercury.net/telly-talk/jedward-sifr-image-1-120671770.jpg

Jedward think Peter Ebdon's a cunt.