So last night was my friend’s birthday. She turned 20 so we threw her a little party, well a kegger, anyways it was fun as hell. I drank but not too much and I was having a great time with the ladies dancing and the whole ****. Well this guy started talking about how cool his car and his car club is. He was saying some **** about his 12 second Honda. Well I have seen it and it looks like ****. It’s a CRX with ****ed up and chipped ugly paint and a nasty body kit not fitted right, well I started to comment on his car. I said, “OOOOOO your 12 second piece of **** Honda that is really your little sisters’ car!” I said it all loud because this fool was being obnoxious and I wanted him to shut the **** up. He said “what?” I replied “Your sister's car still sucks” and he came all the way across the room and into my face.

Well being the nice guy that I am I starting talking mad **** about how I could beat his ass and his friends’ ass in about three seconds and still have time to call his mom to so she could give me head. Well all these girls jumped in my way, trying to “calm” me down and all that junk. Well my other friend saw the whole ****. He jumped and shoved the guy and starting talking **** how that other guy ruined the party, he basically punked him. Well after it was all calm downed they threw that guy out and I partied till about 2 in the morning.

Lo and be ****ing hold that ****er keyed the drivers side of my car. He did a damn good job too. I am going to **** him up sooooo bad. Wallop him and his whole car crew.

****ING KILL THAT *******

Get him Ruff...Me and my friend Anthony are willing to help whooping some ass

I am pretty sure my insurance will pay to fix the paint but dammit!!!

Talk about *****? That's what girls do when they are mad. He'll regret this...

****ing with a man's automobile is a low life chicken **** gutless move. He definately deserves a severe ass kicking.

Originally posted by ruffneck119

Talk about *****? That's what girls do when they are mad. exactly

That is some ****ed up ***** **** to do, Go kisk his ass.

Do you know him and where to find him?

Pee in his car. Drink 10 glasses of water, hold it in for an hour of excrutiating pain, then let the rivers flow all over his ****ing plastic covered interior.

There is so many ways to get back at him through his car....**** that would drive you crazy to try and figure out what's wrong....Like crimp the fuel line so it gets enough to start but runs out at high RPMs...Pour about a quart of gas in the exaust...Dead things under the seat.....fill the tank with jet fuel...and on and on

You could always pour some brake fluid on his hood and it let it sit there

Originally posted by ruffneck119
So last night was my friend’s birthday. She turned 20 so we threw her a little party, well a kegger, anyways it was fun as hell. I drank but not too much and I was having a great time with the ladies dancing and the whole ****. Well this guy started talking about how cool his car and his car club is. He was saying some **** about his 12 second Honda. Well I have seen it and it looks like ****. It’s a CRX with ****ed up and chipped ugly paint and a nasty body kit not fitted right, well I started to comment on his car. I said, “OOOOOO your 12 second piece of **** Honda that is really your little sisters’ car!” I said it all loud because this fool was being obnoxious and I wanted him to shut the **** up. He said “what?” I replied “Your sister's car still sucks” and he came all the way across the room and into my face.

Well being the nice guy that I am I starting talking mad **** about how I could beat his ass and his friends’ ass in about three seconds and still have time to call his mom to so she could give me head. Well all these girls jumped in my way, trying to “calm” me down and all that junk. Well my other friend saw the whole ****. He jumped and shoved the guy and starting talking **** how that other guy ruined the party, he basically punked him. Well after it was all calm downed they threw that guy out and I partied till about 2 in the morning.

Lo and be ****ing hold that ****er keyed the drivers side of my car. He did a damn good job too. I am going to **** him up sooooo bad. Wallop him and his whole car crew.

Come pick me up mother ****er, you know I'm always down to ride, for any of my bros. **** this ****.

x0 in effect. Car clubs are for ******y chimp ****s who liked 2 fat 2 furious. Unless you're in one ruff, then they're alright.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Unless you're in one ruff, then they're alright.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I got your back to Ruff, too bad I'm like 400 miles North of you

I am going to find him and bone his sister.

I can ejaculate in his gas tank, ruff...If it cool with you

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I can ejaculate in his gas tank, ruff...If it cool with you hahahahahahaha

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I can ejaculate in his gas tank, ruff...If it cool with you

Whoa whoa now, can I come?

No I am not in a car club/crew LOL!!!!

I hate those ****in car clubs! All you ever here when they drive by is WAAAAAAAHHHH! There's this acura crew around here, the ****in lames all have the transformer autobot logos on their hoods.

?!

Transformer logos????

That's just ****ing gay. From now on, Team x0 has to shave an X0 into the back of their head. Cuz we're a CLUB. YES. CLUB X0.

No.

http://jayski.thatsracin.com/schemes/misc/before.jpg

http://jayski.thatsracin.com/schemes/misc/after.jpg

HAHAHA TRANSFORMERS, thats ****in awesome

LMAO @ Luke