Why did you spit on your cat?

Were you insulting him for not being as perfect as my cat?

Cats are cool. I wish I wasn't allergic to them though.

My cat is wonderful.

My cat loves your shoes. How can you say she is mean?

I have a black cat. He sleeps with me on my bed every night. Last night he slept on my head. Damn ****ing cute cat.

I want to get a cat, but I have to get an expensive hypo allergenic one with a pelt. I actually miss my ex's cats more than I miss her.

I thought my old cat was sleeping on my bed... until 12 hours later, when I realized he was dead.

I remember this one guy I knew who wasent a friend but I just kinda knew him getting ****ed up on acid and micorwaving his cat then eating it because he thought it was a burito. Nasty ****

LOL!!!!

Oh Christ!

I still like the guy who ate his own toes while ****ed up more.

Originally posted by DOWN
I remember this one guy I knew who wasent a friend but I just kinda knew him getting ****ed up on acid and micorwaving his cat then eating it because he thought it was a burito. Nasty ****

Sounds like an honest mistake that could happen to anyone...

*****.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I still like the guy who ate his own toes while ****ed up more.

That has severely traumatized me. I don't know why but I keep thinking about that and it's just so HIDEOUS!!!! I just want the mental imagery to stop!!!!

Cesaro:

**** your cat. Still.

I cried during "Brian's Song."

God I love vagina.:lovers:

Originally posted by Cesaro
I'm a ***** by all means. I'm not much different than a little girl in personality.

This lady was telling me about how she had to put her dog to sleep and I started crying.

*****

Originally posted by Mouse
God I love vagina.:lovers: Me too...bald is the best

No, I only love women and the feeling they give me.

http://espn.go.com/i/page2/poster/poster_18.gif

James Caan: "I'm scared, hold me!" = blubbering, sobbing Lei Tong.

I hate when its all prickly and nubbly.

I cried during Lilo & Stitch, and everytime they show "Ghost". That movie always gets to me. "Molly. when you die, the love you have..you take it with you" Classic **** right there.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Me too...bald is the best


Yeah who wants a hairy cooter in there mouth anyways

Originally posted by DOWN
Yeah who wants a hairy cooter in there mouth anyways Yeah...hair is just a slow down

Shawshank Redemption made me cry more than any movie I can think of.

I cried during the final two episode of Oz, the HBO special series.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Do you love me? If you don't, you should. I'm a loveable guy...

Lei Tong, I've never read/seen that. I cried when I found out the ending to Old Yeller.

I cried for bryan's song and old yeller. I cry very easily actually, especially if i catch myself in my zipper.

I like to wear pretty sun-dresses and frollick through the medows with a flower in my hand.

I only read the first few chapters of Old Yeller then found out he dies at the end by my cousin. I started crying and never picked the book up again.

That book ****ed me up...

BOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mouse, I've only worn a dress once. They make my ass look big and I'm kind of insecure about my legs.

I'd staple my dick as I watched Allice in Wonderland, then I'd **** a girl and let the staples rip outta my dick with every thrust...still playing the movie in the background.

I cry whenever I run out of cheddar cheese.

I'm going to type with proper grammar for the remainder of this thread. If I like how it works, I might carry it over into more of my posts.

Cats = horse****

Dogs own.

I heard the Russians made a bubble gum called ass rape. You stick it up your ass then have your g/f chew it out, then put it in your mouth with hers. ... ****'n Russians.

I wouldn't. That's ****ing disturbing.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I cry whenever I run out of cheddar cheese.


:-O HOLLY **** REALLY?!?!!? I feel strangley drawn to you :lovers:, BEND OVER!!!! :devil :devil

Would you pull all of your toe-nails and finger-nails out with pliers for 50 bucks a nail?

No, never.

I would do a lot of stuff for money, mostly sexual stuff though.

Would you cut your nipples off for $5,000 a piece?

It depends on what grows back. Does a nipple or skin grow back?

Do I have to do the cutting myself?

u have to use toe-nail clippers.. and no, nipples dont ****ing grow back!!

I wouldn't do it.

What do you need nipples for anyhow?

Piercings n **** I guess

No, but women need nipples.

no.

Anything that involves pain or long term damaging results, I'm not doing.

I would break a bone or something for some money.

Global needs to have an orgy so I can put this hard-on to good use.

Would you use it on me?

I'd ram it straight through your ass, out ur mouth and into Allison.

I need to be treated with care...I can't be rammed.

Its not touching me.

Are you saying I have a nasty ass, Allison?

not at all. i'm sure you have a very clean ass.

actually, i bet you dont.

It wouldn't touch you.. it would fill you up and send you into a re-birth of pleasures. C'mon baby, you know u want to.

My ass gets cleaned regularly and pampered with baby powder.

It is clean.

I just vomited again.

How loud can you queef Allison?

I've never worn a dress in my life, but I would if I thought it would make me feel pretty.

Queef for me a few times.

I'll do anything for you, Mouse.

would you swollow and clean up with your tongue like an ice cream cone?

Yes.

Another question, please.

I want a hug. I want to be loved. Care for me.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Another question, please.

I want a hug. I want to be loved. Care for me.

Done!

Keigo......

Keigo is a star that faded from my sky as daybreak grew closer with every passing minute as I headed back to North Carolina.

Wow...

I don't think it made any sense, but I tried.

that **** is deep man. If only you cuold spit that out to hot girlies instead of apt grappling japanese men you would be a pimp.

I was dazzled.

Aaron, possibly.

Whoremaster, thanks.

Keigo, I'm lost without you.
The whole way home, I wondered what will I ever do.
Living my life without you, it'll never be complete
I was in love, from the first time I saw you compete
I know there is an age difference and a language barrier
But one day you will have a child, I want to be its carrier
You are the man of my dreams, your name is Keigo Kunihara
Your courage and will to fight, it gives off a certain aura
I only got to see you Saturday, I missed you on Sunday
Everytime you were near, I couldn't look away
As you prepared for your next match by putting on the knee brace
*alt: We all watched as you prepared by strapping on your knee brace
My love grew stronger as you walked out with the desire to win upon your face
*alt: Nobody questioned your heart, even with an injury you would take second place.

It'll be complete tomorrow.

You need to find an older women who would appreciate this kind of thing.
shed treat ya right.

I think I'd feel like a jackass if I seriously wrote a poem about a girl and gave it to her.

ttt for my precious poetry.

this thread is a waste of my eye sight

harsh words...you make me sad.

Originally posted by Cesaro
harsh words...you make me sad. sissy.

that's my dad's name.

Wow, if this thread was deleted, they gay to not gay ratio would drop by 9000%.

Cearsero-no doy...***** ****

http://www.dodgeramcharger.org/graphics/ramside.jpg

Originally posted by Cesaro
http://www.dodgeramcharger.org/graphics/ramside.jpg


I hope you get ran over by this

that's the 1985 dodge ramcharger

Does that thing have a Hemi?

i don't think so, but probably something close to it.

that is a good vehical for running people over in.

yep...i've tried in my jeep but its just not cutting it. maybe i'll trade it in on a ramcharger.

SMart move!

My jeep vs. ramcharger = ramcharger wins 9 times out of 10

go pee

nah..i'm not pissing until my parents leave

i've decided not to finish my keigo poem.

i know it is a disappointment to you all, but its a bit more effort in coming up with this stuff than what its worth.

Keigo, I'm lost without you.
The whole way home, I wondered what will I ever do.
Living my life without you, it'll never be complete
I was in love, from the first time I saw you compete
I know there is an age difference and a language barrier
But one day you will have a child, I want to be its carrier
You are the man of my dreams, your name is Keigo Kunihara
Your courage and will to fight, it gives off a certain aura
I only got to see you Saturday, I missed you on Sunday
Everytime you were near, I couldn't look away
As you prepared for your next match by putting on the knee brace
*alt: We all watched as you prepared by strapping on your knee brace
My love grew stronger as you walked out with the desire to win upon your face
*alt: Nobody questioned your heart, even with an injury you would take second place.

i'd like to give a sincere apology to my fans, i know you guys were expecting it to be finished today.

Damn you!!!

i'm sorry to let you down, maybe one day i will finish it.

i don't feel right trying to express my feelings for keigo when i'm not sure really sure what i want with my life. i could be leading myself down a road of deception that will only end in pain. i don't know if i'm in lust or love...i mean, i think its love..but it could all be lies. i just don't want to get involved and it not be right, i don't want to hurt anyone.

Email it to him!

ghey

i can't...the time is not right. my heart it starting to wander, and before i commit i want to be 100% keigo is who i want to be with. loyalty and trust are two things i cherish the most in a relationship, and to receive it i must be able to give it as well. i don't want to get involved right now, maybe in the future. i know keigo can't wait on me, but if it was meant to be..he will be there when things are how they should be. so for now, i cannot email this to him...i think some time must pass and i have to evaluate my options and goals in life.

plus..i want to be able to go back to ft. lauderdale in the future without getting the **** beat out of me.

"plus..i want to be able to go back to ft. lauderdale in the future without getting the **** beat out of me."

If you're with the Japanese grappling god, Keigo, who would **** with you?

Did I use to many , , , , , , , in that last sentence?

i think you have the right amount of , necessary.

Cesaro, Tanner nailed it.

you said , "nailed it"

i know but the whole gay thing is wearing thin and i'm too lazy to keep it up.

i know i'm a feminine mother****er that reads cosmo and shaves all his body hair that cries over everything..but i think i'm going to go back to being disgruntled and complaining.

YAY

Its the true mans fail safe.

Hooray for conformity!!!!!

LOL I said "nailed it"

Shut up already!!!!

sorry, ill stop.

And Ziggy played guitar........

I'm not sure if it was me who Allison told to shut up but I'm going to keep going anyway...

David Bowie rules.

Just keep the jibberish to a minimum.

Then what am I supposed to talk about?

keep the gibberish to a min. but max. the ranting.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Then what am I supposed to talk about? anything...just dont let it be gay

Didn't I have a post with a lot of letters in this?

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
keep the gibberish to a min. but max. the ranting.

i'm not really in a mood to rant but i can talk about my life or something.

whatever floats dude.