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mickeyb
04-18-2008, 09:05 PM
Anybody know anything effective in getting rid of a black eye?

DutchDynamite
04-18-2008, 09:09 PM
eye shadow

P4PKING_2008
04-18-2008, 09:10 PM
Hahaha whys ya eye black? Try some foundation lol. You wanna 10k bet on Calzaghe?

mickeyb
04-18-2008, 09:11 PM
nah **** that. i keep losing. i can spare the dough, but i think i'm jinxing my favourite fighters.

Nah, i can't use eye shadow - although i've considered make up.

I just got hit in sparring and got tapped with a knuckle. Just an every day black eye sorta thing. Nothing incredible.

BrooklynBomber
04-18-2008, 09:12 PM
Cumshot in the eye, Paulie Malignaggi uses it all the time.

kbpoetree
04-18-2008, 09:12 PM
lol......time will help thats bout it...time..ice helps swelling but wont necessarily getr rid of the bruise

mickeyb
04-18-2008, 09:13 PM
I've had it 3 days now and its pissing me off. A girl i'm seeing cancelled our date and i'm glad because i look like a ****ing panda. Then again, its rescheduled for Tuesday, in all likelyhood my eye will be yellow by then.

The bitch might thing i've got ****ing jaundice or something.

P4PKING_2008
04-18-2008, 09:15 PM
nah **** that. i keep losing. i can spare the dough, but i think i'm jinxing my favourite fighters.

Nah, i can't use eye shadow - although i've considered make up.

I just got hit in sparring and got tapped with a knuckle. Just an every day black eye sorta thing. Nothing incredible.

No way. I have never lost a bet to you. Now if Calzaghe wins you won't bet with me ever again.

KEEP YA ****IN HANDS UP!

kbpoetree
04-18-2008, 09:20 PM
I've had it 3 days now and its pissing me off. A girl i'm seeing cancelled our date and i'm glad because i look like a ****ing panda. Then again, its rescheduled for Tuesday, in all likelyhood my eye will be yellow by then.

The bitch might thing i've got ****ing jaundice or something.
dude the black eye is a chick getter....jus let em know u should c what the other guy looks like...shit happens u know...

West24
04-18-2008, 10:54 PM
i just got rid of my black eye about two days ago. lasted about two weeks. why do you really care its nothing too bad. mine was worse then it should have been because i had a cold and had to constantly blow my nose making it worse. btw when i had a black eye for the first few days i was blowing my nose and it would be pure blood. i didnt have a nose bleed during the fight though. im assuming it was coming from my eye down my nasal passage. anyone had this?

Vinny4real
04-19-2008, 12:35 PM
West24: Do you have health insurance? I am a welter that was boxing a heavy a few nights ago and took a big right to the cheek. I couldn't see any difference in my face after the rounds were over. However, when I got home and blew my nose my eye "puffed" and burned a bit. The CAT scan says fractured orbital (eye socket). Now there is a new canal between my ethmoid sinus and my eye socket so air, not blood, is trapped in the socket! Stop blowing your nose! The back pressure from the nose blowing is causing air to be forced into your socket. Go to the Dr. (Once you have health insurance) CAT scan~3,000. And yes, we should both keep the hands up even if the other guy is slower because power DOES matter.

msagrain
04-19-2008, 12:43 PM
Don't be wank at boxing!

mickeyb
04-19-2008, 12:46 PM
West24: Do you have health insurance? I am a welter that was boxing a heavy a few nights ago and took a big right to the cheek. I couldn't see any difference in my face after the rounds were over. However, when I got home and blew my nose my eye "puffed" and burned a bit. The CAT scan says fractured orbital (eye socket). Now there is a new canal between my ethmoid sinus and my eye socket so air, not blood, is trapped in the socket! Stop blowing your nose! The back pressure from the nose blowing is causing air to be forced into your socket. Go to the Dr. (Once you have health insurance) CAT scan~3,000. And yes, we should both keep the hands up even if the other guy is slower because power DOES matter.

vinny..it's a black eye. I promise you a CAT scan will be going to far.

mickeyb
04-19-2008, 12:49 PM
i just got rid of my black eye about two days ago. lasted about two weeks. why do you really care its nothing too bad. mine was worse then it should have been because i had a cold and had to constantly blow my nose making it worse. btw when i had a black eye for the first few days i was blowing my nose and it would be pure blood. i didnt have a nose bleed during the fight though. im assuming it was coming from my eye down my nasal passage. anyone had this?

I'm a school teacher. I walk through the corridor everyday and in every class i have to explain why i've got it.

I've explained it literally 100/200 times today. It's exhausting and depressing describing how you got smacked hard in the face because of a moment of incompetancy. It really is.

jberg
04-19-2008, 12:59 PM
^^ unlucky son
explain that you came off better
itll sound and feel good
:D

mickeyb
04-19-2008, 01:07 PM
haha, i just tell em sparring.

At the end of the day, i spar nearly every night and have had 2 black eyes all year.

I've had 4 fights this season and only come away with a bust lip - i can't be taking that much damage!
haha

i can cover up well.