I am cooking dinner tonight.

I can hardly make myself an egg or make pancakes but tonight I am going to (or at least attempt to) cook a meal.

My mom had to work all day today (normally only the mornings) so I said I would take care of dinner since I am free (holiday).

I wonder what is happening to me, I quit fighting, I trimmed my hair down, graduated from school, gained 10lbs and I am now even behind the stove. what is happening to me?

anyway, I'll let you know if the rest of the family survived my cooking skills.

Keep a fire extinguisher handy

frozen burrito....2 minutes in the microwave....enjoy

watch yourself or you'll turn into me.

i graduated school, quit training, started getting rid of hair, gained weight...and now look what i am.

Cook pasta with sauce in a jar.

Its a fail safe.

i want to figure out how to cook but my mom won't let me.

just don't turn into a ***** like me, i'm a little girl.

I cook mean ****in BBQ chicken and steak.

I cant wait to get a grill.

Ill be BBQin in the snow.

I just had dinner and must say I like it very much... I made rice with pork meat and vegetables, mixed it together and it was very good! :)

I just created my first meal!

ok, well we don't have to worry about you becoming me.

you actually did something without ****ing it up.

YAY Ron. Cigar?

*lights a fire* bring the ****ing cigar! :)

Boca.

you cant cook this wrong.