Eyes Of The South
06-25-2003, 05:56 PM
I proposed yesterday and have the best sex of my life last night and im home alone while she helps some stupid F.A.S kids learn to read, I mean im happy she loves to help kids and makes good money as a youth worker but god damn I hate her ****ing boss, she told her boss I proposed to her and she is going to get married and he wouldent give her a day off of work. I am asking Creed,Luke and anyone else from canada to help me form an elite squad of dumbass killers to take her boss out and hack her job files so it looks like she had a HUGE raise comming up so we get more money and I can get a easyer job then the one im gonna be getting. I DO NOT WANNA WORK FOR MY UNCLES LOGGING COMPANY!!!! :-( So please Luke, Cree, Gman ALL CANUCKS HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Please dirrect "Dumbass Killers" assasins applications via PM to DOWN. Advanced masturbation techniques are a must in any applicants resume.
LukeDothSucketh
06-25-2003, 05:59 PM
Name: Luke Gill
Date of Birth: August 28th, 1986
Experience in the Deadly Arts: 36 years kung fu, 5000th level black belt jiibykunjutso
Favourite Finishing Move: RYYYUUUKKINNN!
AgonYx0
06-25-2003, 05:59 PM
are you sure this girl of yours insnt make believe? lol jk
The Mouse
06-25-2003, 06:00 PM
So did u use a condom last night at all?
Eyes Of The South
06-25-2003, 06:04 PM
Why use a condom when she wants to have a kid? I went 8 times last night before I tapped out then once this morning. She said she wants as much as she can get every night for a week. She gonna kill me people. . . .
HELP ME!!!!!
Eyes Of The South
06-25-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Name: Luke Gill
Date of Birth: August 28th, 1986
Experience in the Deadly Arts: 36 years kung fu, 5000th level black belt jiibykunjutso
Favourite Finishing Move: RYYYUUUKKINNN!
HIRED!!!!!!! Now please report to the Secret Lair (my garage) for punch and pie :-)
Eyes Of The South
06-25-2003, 11:18 PM
You never showed up for punch and pie *******. I worked hard making that pie and walked all the way to the store for the punch. Im hurt luke verry verry hurt :-(
No wait no im not PWn3d!!1
VulgarTheClown
06-25-2003, 11:44 PM
your an 18 year old kid and your tryin to get her prego.
ARE YOU INSANE!???!?!?!?!?!
Magic Man
06-25-2003, 11:46 PM
elite dumbass killers?
I foresee a children's program with an exciting action figure range from mattel.
Eyes Of The South
06-25-2003, 11:47 PM
She wants the kid, shes 23 and smart, she has a good job and im going to be making maybe 20 bucks an hour working for a logging company my uncle owns. She knows what she wants and I know I want a child. Just be happy for me man because I know what im getting myself into, I dont need to be lectured.
VulgarTheClown
06-25-2003, 11:49 PM
boy i'm gonantell you about lectures.
when she is prego and you 2 have a young lovers spat and break it off
thats hwen the lecture comes.
but do what you want till then
take my words as a lecture if you want but tis more concern.
not for you not for your girl but for a baby that does not deserve the bull****.