View Full Version : The definitive list of shit bands


Nicky_Hatton
04-16-2008, 08:58 PM
1. The Kooks - Top shop indie fags.

http://www.clashmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/bestof_the_kooks425.jpg

dansapien
04-16-2008, 09:53 PM
Oasis - pure hype.

Duggie
04-16-2008, 11:24 PM
The Enemy - enough said

Chunk
04-16-2008, 11:32 PM
Oasis - pure hype.

Turn it in!!!!!!!!:nonono:

Add Snow Patrol to the list.

mickeyb
04-17-2008, 04:28 AM
i like Oasis!

DaveJH
04-17-2008, 05:03 AM
McFly - enough said.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 06:51 AM
the beatles *awaits red k*

razorlight are shit as well, lead singer is a cunt

Tuggers1986
04-17-2008, 06:53 AM
Oasis - pure hype.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 07:07 AM
blur were always better than oasis

The Monk
04-17-2008, 07:35 AM
Oasis - pure hype.

Best band ever. On my shit list would be The Gossip, The Hoosiers, The Kooks are a good shout as well. I can't stand the bands the uber Indie bands either. Nu rave is shit as well.

Tuggers1986
04-17-2008, 07:44 AM
blur were NEVER better than oasis

Yeah I agree.

It was never even close

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 07:55 AM
Yeah I agree.

It was never even close
lmao touche` tuggers

to be honest i was just winding you up mate, i agree completely. oasis are a great band

you ever seen them live?

dansapien
04-17-2008, 07:58 AM
come on now boys, there naff and you know it.

Tuggers1986
04-17-2008, 08:10 AM
lmao touche` tuggers

to be honest i was just winding you up mate, i agree completely. oasis are a great band

you ever seen them live?

No :(

They always sell out before my wank internet connection could bring the ticketmaster page up :(

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 08:18 AM
No :(

They always sell out before my wank internet connection could bring the ticketmaster page up :(
nor me fella, but some of my mates have and apparently their fooking awesome

i'm a big fan of the killers, quite commercial but they do a lot of good stuff

Tuggers1986
04-17-2008, 08:21 AM
nor me fella, but some of my mates have and apparently their fooking awesome

i'm a big fan of the killers, quite commercial but they do a lot of good stuff

The killers are amazing. By far one of the best bands to come along in the past few years

D_Hook
04-17-2008, 08:32 AM
I like The Killers got both albums.

But shit bands:

The Hoosiers (absolute ****ing shit)
The Enemy
Arctic Monkeys (Over-rated by miles)
The Feeling
The View

Notice a pattern? Mostly shitty British indie bands with "The" at the start of the band name.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 08:43 AM
hook how the devil are ya? where you been?

i completely agree about the arctic monkeys. I cant stand the lead singer either... he thinks he's hard as nails and he's a right cocky twat. must be something in the sheffield water, eh mickey?!

D_Hook
04-17-2008, 08:46 AM
hook how the devil are ya? where you been?

i completely agree about the arctic monkeys. I cant stand the lead singer either... he thinks he's hard as nails and he's a right cocky twat. must be something in the sheffield water, eh mickey?!

I'm doing alright. Piece of shit I call my computer hasn't been in good shape recently, it's not too good now actually, but it's getting there.

I agree. He is the type of person you can see yourself having a dust up with.

And it doesn't help he's shagging that fit presenter bird, eh Duran?

black.ink
04-17-2008, 09:02 AM
Seen Oasis twice, at Milton Keynes Bowl and Nottingham Arena. Pure magic but Liam's voice has somewhat changed.

Blur were good but a completely different genre. It baffles me to why people compare them to each other. Arctics are ok, but are overrated by everybody.


Back to the subject.......The Smiths - Most overrated band in history.

Side note: The Stones own The Beatles in everyway possible.

D_Hook
04-17-2008, 09:06 AM
Seen Oasis twice, at Milton Keynes Bowl and Nottingham Arena. Pure magic but Liam's voice has somewhat changed.

Blur were good but a completely different genre. It baffles me to why people compare them to each other. Arctics are ok, but are overrated by everybody.


Back to the subject.......The Smiths - Most overrated band in history.

Side note: The Stones own The Beatles in everyway possible.

Are those last two points serious, or a really funny joke?

Nicky_Hatton
04-17-2008, 09:25 AM
Back to the Oasis debate. No way are they a shit band. Their first two albums are brilliant therefore aren't a shit band. EVerything else since then has been shit though so I kind of know what you're saying.

Saw them live in Milk N Beanes when what's it called Don't believe the truth (shit title) album was around. Still an amazing band live, then again it does mainly consist of their older stuff.

Oasis are more of a Greatest hits band than albums, ironically they released a really shit greatest hits.

Nicky_Hatton
04-17-2008, 09:28 AM
Are those last two points serious, or a really funny joke?

Seconded.

The only Stones that own the Beatles are the roses. *grain of salt.*

Seriously the rolling stones are unbelievable shit. David Bowie totally owned their Let's spend the night together, that's how the Stones should have sounded.

The SMiths are a great band, but Morrisey is a detestable queer bag.

DaveJH
04-17-2008, 09:35 AM
I prefer the early Beatles stuff before they drifted away from their blues roots. I saw the Stones at Sheffield in 2006 and they were amazing, even if Jaggers voice is going.

Nicky_Hatton
04-17-2008, 09:36 AM
They should pack it in though?

DaveJH
04-17-2008, 09:42 AM
As much as I hate to say it, they should. I'd be glad if they called it a day after this Shine a Light thing.

That said, i'd rather listen to the current Stones than the Arctics or some other band like that.

Nicky_Hatton
04-17-2008, 09:45 AM
I guess, solo artists seem to do better in the longevity stakes. Probably due to less quarreling. I saw Lou Reed perform Berlin last year, as well as Neil Young with CSN. I'm also seeing Mr Young again this Summer in Kent of all places.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 09:53 AM
lets face it guys, queen own the beatles, the stones and any other band you want to mention

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 09:54 AM
I'm doing alright. Piece of shit I call my computer hasn't been in good shape recently, it's not too good now actually, but it's getting there.

I agree. He is the type of person you can see yourself having a dust up with.

And it doesn't help he's shagging that fit presenter bird, eh Duran?
dont remind me mate.... im still losing sleep about that!!

we still need to action our master plan before hayley is taken away from us dude

Tuggers1986
04-17-2008, 10:00 AM
dont remind me mate.... im still losing sleep about that!!

we still need to action our master plan before hayley is taken away from us dude

What presenter bird??

D_Hook
04-17-2008, 10:07 AM
lets face it guys, queen own the beatles, the stones and any other band you want to mention

I like Queen but they don't own The Beatles mate

My great uncle met Freddie Mercury numerous times, little fun fact for you.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 10:16 AM
What presenter bird??
that alex chung off T4, she's amazingly fit and that long haired numpty is poking her

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 10:16 AM
I like Queen but they don't own The Beatles mate

My great uncle met Freddie Mercury numerous times, little fun fact for you.
does your uncle hang around parks at night?

does he also know george michael?! haha

dansapien
04-17-2008, 11:11 AM
queen own the beatles, the stones and any other band you want to mention


true say.....

black.ink
04-17-2008, 03:00 PM
Are those last two points serious, or a really funny joke?

Serious man. I don't get the hype that surrounded The Smiths. Absolute crap.

The Beatles were great don't get me wrong. After all.....what state would music be in without them....but personally, whether i'm alone or not...The Stones ****in' rocked man. I'm also a Bowie whore. Better then Elvis IMO. Controvercial maybe. But who cares. Elvis is another overrated slice of crap. Give me Jonny Cash any day of the week over him.....or Sammy Davis Jr.

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 03:19 PM
true say.....
good lad. the great thing about queen is you can whack any of their songs on off their greatest hits album and its a winner. cant say that about many bands, especially seeing as the album has 3 fooking discs!!

P4PKING_2008
04-17-2008, 03:37 PM
Another is that girl chav signed to roc-a-fella. Shes a shit 'rapper' Cant think of her name.

fasman
04-17-2008, 04:41 PM
All rock bands, heavy metal bands, indie bands and all emo and punk shit.....

Thats it i reckon.....

TRAVI$
04-17-2008, 05:02 PM
Watch me crank it watch me roll

OldSkool
04-17-2008, 05:09 PM
I like Queen but they don't own The Beatles mate

My great uncle met Freddie Mercury numerous times, little fun fact for you.

lol i hope it wasnt in any mens public toilets. if it was id be worried about what your great uncle was upto

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 06:05 PM
All rock bands, heavy metal bands, indie bands and all emo and punk shit.....

Thats it i reckon.....
dude what are you smoking?!

let me guess..... 50 cent is where its at?

Nicky_Hatton
04-17-2008, 06:14 PM
Half a dollar is shit.

OASIS_LAD
04-17-2008, 06:29 PM
The Beatles
The Rolling Stones
The Who
Oasis
The Smiths

****ing ******s.

fasman
04-17-2008, 06:51 PM
dude what are you smoking?!

let me guess..... 50 cent is where its at?


hahaha...Nah man, Different strokes for different folks i guess....

50 Cent is not where it's at, i thought i'd clear that up....

DURAN_IS_GOD
04-17-2008, 07:02 PM
hahaha...Nah man, Different strokes for different folks i guess....

50 Cent is not where it's at, i thought i'd clear that up....
lol fair shares mate, well in that case im guessing its spice girls? or steps?

fasman
04-17-2008, 07:18 PM
lol fair shares mate, well in that case im guessing its spice girls? or steps?


hahaha... nah man, i'm into Hip Hop, Rap, R&B & Bhangra, ermmm that's about it i reckon....
:dance:

TommyGunn.
04-17-2008, 09:16 PM
Worst band would have to be bastard Muse, there pathetic.

Oasis>Everycunt! LOL!

D_Hook
04-18-2008, 06:54 AM
Serious man. I don't get the hype that surrounded The Smiths. Absolute crap.

The Beatles were great don't get me wrong. After all.....what state would music be in without them....but personally, whether i'm alone or not...The Stones ****in' rocked man. I'm also a Bowie whore. Better then Elvis IMO. Controvercial maybe. But who cares. Elvis is another overrated slice of crap. Give me Jonny Cash any day of the week over him.....or Sammy Davis Jr.

You cant say that "The Queen Is Dead" isn't a great album. And the self titled one.

But I personally dont think The Stone Roses were all that great
(awaits red k) made a great album but that doesn't make them a great band IMO

Good call on Johnny Cash, one of my favourite solo artists. Along with Bob Dylan.

good lad. the great thing about queen is you can whack any of their songs on off their greatest hits album and its a winner. cant say that about many bands, especially seeing as the album has 3 fooking discs!!

The last disc is shite I reckon, disc 1 and 2 is all you need.

Worst band would have to be bastard Muse, there pathetic.

Oasis>Everycunt! LOL!

Shut up, Muse are a good band.

And Oasis are not good enough to say:

"Oasis>Every cunt!"

dansapien
04-18-2008, 07:38 AM
Another is that girl chav signed to roc-a-fella. Shes a shit 'rapper' Cant think of her name.

lady sovereign. ****ing SHITE

Nicky_Hatton
04-18-2008, 07:58 AM
But I personally dont think The Stone Roses were all that great
(awaits red k) made a great album but that doesn't make them a great band IMO



I would say that the Stone Roses were a top band, I know what you mean about the "one album doesn't constitute a great band" but there Stone Roses were more than one hit wonders. Sally Cinnamon, and Fools Gold weren't even on the self titled.

The record company dispute which lost them all the momentum from the first album really ****ed them up, despite this they released a solid comeback cd with some underrated tunes albeit a bit fret wanky, compared to the first album where every note seemed justified. Arguably their be here now.

Overall though I think much more factors decide how great a band is, The Stone Roses were a great live act (Can't vouch for that personally) and had bags of style and attitude. The amount of influence they've had on the modern music scene, solely responsible for Liam Gallagher fronting a band (Debatable a good thing.) I'm sure many others cite them as influences.

The Libertines on the other hand, great band but were soley responsible for a really shit music scene.

Nicky_Hatton
04-18-2008, 07:59 AM
Oh and Squire > Marr **** you!

TommyGunn.
04-19-2008, 03:53 AM
Best bands

Stone Roses
Oasis
The Chillis
The Killers
The Libertines
The Zutons


Worst Bands.

Muse.

:banana:

black.ink
04-19-2008, 04:47 AM
You cant say that "The Queen Is Dead" isn't a great album. And the self titled one.

But I personally dont think The Stone Roses were all that great
(awaits red k) made a great album but that doesn't make them a great band IMO

Good call on Johnny Cash, one of my favourite solo artists. Along with Bob Dylan.



I was talking about The Rolling Stones.

Stone Roses were good.........but i've always prefered The Verve to them. Another one hit wonder album band....but their debut is mad underrated.

Bob Dylan was great...but i went to see him recently and it was a massive let down. I don't like his recent stuff at all.....i fell asleep during his set.

black.ink
04-19-2008, 04:51 AM
Best bands

Stone Roses
Oasis
The Chillis
The Killers
The Libertines
The Zutons


Worst Bands.

Muse.

:banana:

I have to say that apart from Oasis.....Muse are better then everyone else you mentioned. One of the best live acts i've ever seen.

Chilli's are too repetitive.....their latest shit sounds the same as there old stuff.

Killers and Libertines are cool, and The Zutons are okay, but Muse are one of the best bands of the past 20 years. Also, i'm probably the only fan of Radiohead here. Great band.....great videos.

D_Hook
04-19-2008, 07:12 AM
I was talking about The Rolling Stones.

Stone Roses were good.........but i've always prefered The Verve to them. Another one hit wonder album band....but their debut is mad underrated.

Bob Dylan was great...but i went to see him recently and it was a massive let down. I don't like his recent stuff at all.....i fell asleep during his set.

Yeh I know you were. I was just saying that I don't understand all the praise that Stone Roses get. Just because they made one great album.

I wouldnt say The Verve are a one album wonder band, 2 quality albums from them.

dansapien
04-19-2008, 08:50 AM
Best bands

Stone Roses
Oasis
The Chillis
The Killers
The Libertines
The Zutons


Worst Bands.

Muse.

:banana:

are you 12 years old by any chance?

TommyGunn.
04-19-2008, 05:41 PM
I was just ****in with you guys about Muse, i saw a guy fling a hissy fit when someone called them shit on another page, there quite a good band. LOL!

Jambo Boy
04-19-2008, 05:54 PM
lmao touche` tuggers

to be honest i was just winding you up mate, i agree completely. oasis are a great band

you ever seen them live?

1996 knebworth. they were good but we were about a mile from the front.
dissapointed witht that