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Truth
04-16-2008, 10:59 AM
I'll go first...

"that video in Queens, thats your backyard...curtis its messing with your head man!!" - Cam'ron dissing 50

Addition
04-16-2008, 01:19 PM
Nate Dogg - "I get more ass than a toilet seat"

SkilledB
04-16-2008, 02:23 PM
Fubba u cubba cubba/ugga u ugga uuga/u can sugubuc my dibibick thru a tuba-Eminem

"They call me seymore butts/ cause i get more ass then most-Ludacris

PoetryInMotion
04-16-2008, 02:26 PM
I got mad hoes, ask bevis, I get nothing butt-head. ~ Big L

SUPER ZAB FAN
04-16-2008, 02:50 PM
Anything Gucci Mane .


" My money tall like ***embe , gucci mane i make a friday out a wednesday"

Tha guys i hilarious , i like him for the only fact that he is hilarious , not for lyrical content .

THe TRiNiTY
04-16-2008, 03:58 PM
"Sorry Puff, I don't give a **** if that chick was my own mother/I'd still **** her with no rubber/And cum inside her and have a new son and a new brother/At the same time, and just say that it ain't mine" - Eminem, about J-Lo.

"My girls are like boomerrangs, no matter how far I throw 'em, they come back." - Big L.

fasman
04-16-2008, 04:02 PM
Biggie-One More Chance:

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manilla
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff dick
Biggie squeeze it to make **** fit,

IchiBonDj
04-17-2008, 06:28 AM
I'm coming out of nowhere like the invisible man masturbating -Prozak

flipside
04-17-2008, 09:51 AM
im the best- T.I :lol1:

NeXt In Line
04-17-2008, 12:57 PM
"Bux is 'down, right, fierce' like a Honduken" - WarBux (For those who don't get it, a Honduken was a move in the old Street Fighter, I think, game, where you press down, right and then two buttons that mean FIERCE! and you do it...that line's sick).

"I search for ***** hitchikers, pick 'em up, put a wack tape in/If they bob their heads, I strip 'em naked and rape 'em" - Copywrite

"Next year, you'll be walkin' round the 'How Can I Be Down?' conference with a laminate/That says 'I got ****ted on by Canibus'" - Canibus

"I'm not sure which ***** to bone next/I got AT&T operators callin' me for phone sex" - Copwrite

Camel Breath
04-18-2008, 12:11 PM
I got mad hoes, ask bevis, I get nothing butt-head. ~ Big L
close the thread.

THe TRiNiTY
04-18-2008, 01:09 PM
"Comin' at-chu, like I sneezed through my dick." - Copywrite

"It's not fair, my expertise/You from ya contract, that should be your labels next release" - Wordsworth

"The only nine you ever had, was a five dollar bill and four ones." - Canibus