MC Grammar
04-15-2008, 06:09 PM
Alright lads, don't worry - nowt serious.
I had an appointment down at the hospital like, it wa' originally for some loose skin around me mid-rift. Now, you cocks know i'm a bit of a hit wi' ladys like - but i'll admit, as the former fattest cunt int midlands i had a bit of excess skin from losing over 36 stone. Anyways i'm there wit' nurse and i'm chatting the cunt up.. "Alrate love, T to the Z up in ya grill bitch!" and she's recognising me for the minge-magnet I am. She's like "Mr T to the Z, the doctor will see you now... tell him I'll need a fanny plug to stop me lips from gushing all this juice for ya!!" So i'm like "yeah no probs."
Anyway, walk in and the Docs like..."that's not excess skin T!" So i'm sayin "what?!" The Doc turns round and says "Tuggerz man, your 8-pack has actually grown, a 6-pack on top of it ... no shit." I laugh at this because he then goes on to say "T- this shit is not biologically possible!" I turn around and say "You wanna see something that's not biologically possible? Check out my HUGE cock!"
I unravel the midlands biggest pocket rocket and needless to say my stinger is snapping at the medically trained man infront of me. He faints and once woken from his state of shock, he offers me some plastic surgery. A penis reduction.
Thank god, my cock was REALLY just to much to handle. Now i'm down to respectable 15 inch. But needless to say it's been cut to three times as small as the Lord blessed me with - and i lost my foreskin. I hear that the Parachute regiment took that though to make canopys for jumping into Iraq. Atleast T to the Z is helping the war effort - although I have offered to be dropped into Iraq and breed the terrorists out by tantalizing the punani's of the Al-Queda bitches.
So it turned out alright in the end!
Nice one lads ;)!!
I had an appointment down at the hospital like, it wa' originally for some loose skin around me mid-rift. Now, you cocks know i'm a bit of a hit wi' ladys like - but i'll admit, as the former fattest cunt int midlands i had a bit of excess skin from losing over 36 stone. Anyways i'm there wit' nurse and i'm chatting the cunt up.. "Alrate love, T to the Z up in ya grill bitch!" and she's recognising me for the minge-magnet I am. She's like "Mr T to the Z, the doctor will see you now... tell him I'll need a fanny plug to stop me lips from gushing all this juice for ya!!" So i'm like "yeah no probs."
Anyway, walk in and the Docs like..."that's not excess skin T!" So i'm sayin "what?!" The Doc turns round and says "Tuggerz man, your 8-pack has actually grown, a 6-pack on top of it ... no shit." I laugh at this because he then goes on to say "T- this shit is not biologically possible!" I turn around and say "You wanna see something that's not biologically possible? Check out my HUGE cock!"
I unravel the midlands biggest pocket rocket and needless to say my stinger is snapping at the medically trained man infront of me. He faints and once woken from his state of shock, he offers me some plastic surgery. A penis reduction.
Thank god, my cock was REALLY just to much to handle. Now i'm down to respectable 15 inch. But needless to say it's been cut to three times as small as the Lord blessed me with - and i lost my foreskin. I hear that the Parachute regiment took that though to make canopys for jumping into Iraq. Atleast T to the Z is helping the war effort - although I have offered to be dropped into Iraq and breed the terrorists out by tantalizing the punani's of the Al-Queda bitches.
So it turned out alright in the end!
Nice one lads ;)!!