We were laying in bed making out and I took the ring out of my pocket and she said yes!!!!!!!! SHE ****ING SAID YES!!!! Shes on the hpone with her mom and were going over there at 10. YAY!!!!!!!! Im getting married guys!!!! Curly post a stupid funny pic for me.





SHE SAID YES!!!!!!!! **** YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

your to young to be gettin married.

but to each there own i would lecture you if i knew you in person but i do not.

let it be known i think your a fool.

but i am happy for you, i guess.

whoa.......congrats man!!!

<<<<-- Flower Girl??

I CANT ****ING BELIEVE SHE SAID YES!!!!!! **** YEAH!!!!!!!!!
:):):):):):):)

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden

<<<<-- Flower Girl??


HAHAHAAHA im in such a good mood even thats funny tanner. Ok guys I got 10 minutes to talk them im gone.



**** YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I guess she's not going to call me huh?

**** NO CURLY!!!!! **** MAN POST SOMETHING FUNNY FOR ME!!!!! COME ON!!!!!!

This thread should be entitled, "How to throw your life away."....

Originally posted by kaps
This thread should be entitled, "How to throw your life away."....


funniest and most true post ever

HAHAHAHHHHAAH funny but im getting married and im happy so **** YEAH!!!!!!!!

Let the man be happy for a minute.

Wait how old is this guy?

time is up, reality will set in within the next 4 weeks

just remember that's the only ass you'll be tapping for the rest of your life

Originally posted by Curly Howard
just remember that's the only ass you'll be tapping for the rest of your life

You're a bitter man. :lovers:

FIFTEEN YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could say that...

congrats jon, I hope you know what you're doing mate. good luck/

Originally posted by Magic Man
congrats jon, I hope you know what you're doing mate. good luck/

Perfectly put.

Congrats

Thanks guys and yes I know its the last ass ill ever get to tap but if you saw her all you would say "LIKE WHOOOOA" (that one was for you Zen420)

She is cute. Just remember this is for life. Til the day you die. Divorce is not an option. **** might get rought at times, you guys gotta stick together. Anybody can make it through the good times, but the couples that can weather the storm, that's real love.

Broe shes been with me through drug addiction,cancer and allmost being killed I think weve gotten through rough times. His me up on AIM zen JONATHAN8591

why did this guy get banned?

Im not. PWN3d!!1

Congrats, dont worry about what anyone thinks.

Im not and thanks :-)

you had cancer?

How about some cheesey marriage advice that someone gave me.

"marriage is not always 50/50. Sometimes its going to be 80/20 or 70/30, and you have to be ok with that."

Stomach toumor, what adam and kaps said I was lying about and what they hopes I died from and why I flipped out and all that other past bull****. But me and kaps are cool now (from what I know) and me and dogg are gonna have puppies :-)

that sounds like it had to have come from a older woman.

An old man. But I thought it was good advice. And he said to never keep score.

Who was it?

It was the old man who did my marriage. He and his wife had been together for 50 years.

here is a good description of marriage:

Marriage is like an old TV set, four legs and a worn off knob.

still seems alittle odd to me. I could do a 55/45 or 60/40. but 70/30 or 80 ****ing 20 sounds like married a *****.

But the point is that its not always her that isnt giving her share..Sometimes its you. If it were always the other person not doing their share, then it wouldnt apply.

I just spoke from my perspective it was the other way around I hope somebody would tell me im being an ******* to my wife. that she gives too much and I give too little.

But sometimes, she'll be an ******* to you,too. So it evens out.

i don't know why, but i didn't understand one single post on the last page of this thread.

congratulations down

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
But sometimes, she'll be an ******* to you,too. So it evens out.


so it fluctuates is what he was implying, I see.

from observing my friends marriage from the backseat of a kia spectra over the past several months and a 1991 blue dodge spirit previous to that...i have learned that insecurity isn't a good thing to take into a marriage.

if one happens to glance over to the car next to them and there's a hot blonde or handsome guy, all hell is about to break loose. they edit each others magazine by ripping out pages of chicks in bikinis or men without shirts. he can't listen to "girls, girls, girls" by motley crue and she can't listen to "in da club" by 50 cent..same applies to more songs but i can't think of any right now.

Thats just insane.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Thats just insane.

I think thats his point. If your going to get married, you have to trust the person your getting married too

yes it is. if i ever actually get a girlfriend i hope its nothing like that, its scary.

My half-brother's best friend from when they were like in public school got engaged with his girlfriend in his very early twenties. My brother was his best friend and he had to kind of let him know "GET THE **** OUT OF THERE YOU'LL RUIN YOUR LIFE", and as far as I know he did it suddely, along with everyone else he knew. They saw that it wasn't going to last so they broke it off, and no one got hurt too badly.

On the other hand she was a *****, and I know nothing about relationships. :)

the only thing i know about relationships is what i know from a backseat perspective of a young, angry, insecure couple.

what I know about relaitionships is that they rarely ever work past year 5.

to get to year 5 is a ****ing struggle, with lots of drama.

my guess is that after year 5, success has to come by silence.

HOMER: thats why their marriage failed and ours didnt Marge, communication. Too much communication.

HAHAHAHA, God yes.///

Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.

Lone Star: What?

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lone Star: What's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

Space Balls rocks

King Roland: The combination is........One.

Dark Helmet: One.

Sandurz: One.

Roland: Two.

Dark Helmet: Two.

Sandurz: Two.

Roland: Three.

Dark Helmet: Three.

Sandurz: Three.

Roland: Four.

Dark Helmet: Four.

Sandurz: Four.

Roland: Five.

Dark Helmet: Five.

Sandurz: Five.

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!