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Bluecifer
06-24-2003, 07:57 PM
every single day of my life with a raging hard on! What does it mean?

Tanner Rhoden
06-24-2003, 08:08 PM
Yeah......hahhahaha

Bluecifer
06-24-2003, 08:09 PM
Maybe god is trying to communicate with me thru my dick?

Curly Howard
06-24-2003, 08:21 PM
wow that would be cool.......like an antenna to the heavens...you could charge Christians to talk to Jesus through your dick....I can see it now....$20 and step up to god's microphone

Tanner Rhoden
06-24-2003, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
wow that would be cool.......like an antenna to the heavens...you could charge Christians to talk to Jesus through your dick....I can see it now....$20 and step up to god's microphone

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Curly Howard
06-24-2003, 10:48 PM
I have wood just thinking about it

LukeDothSucketh
06-24-2003, 10:49 PM
Morning wood is quite the ****ed up thing

realkaps
06-24-2003, 10:52 PM
If I ever wake up without morning wood, its time to kill myself....

LukeDothSucketh
06-24-2003, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by kaps
If I ever wake up without morning wood, its time to kill myself....

I hear that.

Curly Howard
06-25-2003, 01:24 PM
I had no wood this morning

Bluecifer
06-25-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
wow that would be cool.......like an antenna to the heavens...you could charge Christians to talk to Jesus through your dick....I can see it now....$20 and step up to god's microphone

HOLY ****!!! THAT"S ****ING BRILLIANT!!!! I've been meaning to start up my own cult anyways!!!! What a great angle!!!

The Ensanity
06-25-2003, 01:29 PM
I when impotent for a couple of weeks(i still dont know why)...It was the worst feeling EVER....No even morning wood or ANY WOOD, i damn near cryied.

Bluecifer
06-25-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
I when impotent for a couple of weeks(i still dont know why)...It was the worst feeling EVER....No even morning wood or ANY WOOD, i damn near cryied.

**** BRO!!! I'm sorry to hear about that! It must have been a terrifying ordeal!

The Ensanity
06-25-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
**** BRO!!! I'm sorry to hear about that! It must have been a terrifying ordeal! it was....it was ALL mental...its a totally ****ed up feeling

Bluecifer
06-25-2003, 01:58 PM
I'm not sure what I would do if my lil buddy went on the blink...probably drink myself to death.

Curly Howard
06-25-2003, 01:59 PM
you get used to it

The Ensanity
06-25-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm not sure what I would do if my lil buddy went on the blink...probably drink myself to death. im glad i dont really drink, because i would have hit the bottle ALL DAY EVERYDAY