with a new stripper.:lovers: She calls herself Ivy, she is SO ****ING HOT!!! Gorgeous face, perfect body, NO make-up and the sexiest tattoo I've ever seen in my life(2 big breasted strippers are tattooed on her back). The only problem is that she is friends with the other stripper that I'm going out with on saturday....Conundrum! What should i do?

Nail em both. Long Island Iced Teas, bro.

Seek help

Or bang them both. Tequila Sunrises.

Hahahahahahaha! THAT WOULD RULE! I need to plot my course carefully though, don't want to end up with nothing but my dick in my hand...

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Seek help

You mean a wing man? But both these are hot!

Just thinking of a stripper named Ivy with 2 big titted strippers tatted on her back has left me with my dick in my hand.

It's like this, bro.

Remain courteous to both. Don't directly bring up sex. However, innuendo and humor is your friend here. The right combination of drinks and a few one liners could EASILY have both these chicks thinking about the formula at hand... 2 girls, 1 guy.

If you guys head back to one of their places... this is where you have to play the passive aggressive angle... the masculine submissive role, if you will. Keep your ****in wits about you, and heft them ****in nutz up to remind yourself of who the man is now and again... hell, even throw the offer for a massage or two out there after the mood is set... but don't get all ga-ga and wide-eyed. Strippers are strippers, and this ain't highschool anymore. I haven't met one stripper who's not down to ****, nor have I met a stripper that wants to be dealing with some sex-struck student... no one wants to tutor during their leisure.

Dress nice, you ****. If you go at this evening wearing jeans or basketball shoes, you deserve the rejection / ride home / "see ya later"s you'll get come last call.

I want a full ****in recount once it goes down, too.

Oh, PS.... I haven't done this before or anything.

Dude, this girl is heartstopping...perfect teeth, gorgeous eyes, jeebus, I can't even think straight. She has scrambled my brains and I only went in for 2 bud lights.

They usually are, that's why they're up on a stage for dollars.

Don't let it get to your head. Treat her like a 10 when it counts, but don't fall all over yourself runnin towards the prize.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
It's like this, bro.

Remain courteous to both. Don't directly bring up sex. However, innuendo and humor is your friend here. The right combination of drinks and a few one liners could EASILY have both these chicks thinking about the formula at hand... 2 girls, 1 guy.

If you guys head back to one of their places... this is where you have to play the passive aggressive angle... the masculine submissive role, if you will. Keep your ****in wits about you, and heft them ****in nutz up to remind yourself of who the man is now and again... hell, even throw the offer for a massage or two out there after the mood is set... but don't get all ga-ga and wide-eyed. Strippers are strippers, and this ain't highschool anymore. I haven't met one stripper who's not down to ****, nor have I met a stripper that wants to be dealing with some sex-struck student... no one wants to tutor during their leisure.

Dress nice, you ****. If you go at this evening wearing jeans or basketball shoes, you deserve the rejection / ride home / "see ya later"s you'll get come last call.

I want a full ****in recount once it goes down, too.


That sounds like a good plan bro! I will definately post what happens! If there is a Blue Dawg Sandwich involved I'll have to fly down there and buy you a few lap dances!

What Strip Club do you go to?

The Magic Gardens and Mary's Club.

I go to the Spearment Rhino in LA

$20 just to get in.

No covers here. Plus we have a full bar with full nudity.

Barbery Coast...Most ghetto strip club eva!

Yeah, I hear the Barbery Coast is bad.

You guys are gonna laugh heartily at this.... but I have never been to a strip club, and I don't plan on goin.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Yeah, I hear the Barbery Coast is bad.

You guys are gonna laugh heartily at this.... but I have never been to a strip club, and I don't plan on goin. no...youre going

Elaborate on ghetto strip club please. Does this mean that it's in the hood? Does the stripper have a bullet hole scar on her ass? Are the patrons ghetto? Are the girls practically hookers? Inquiring minds want to know...

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Elaborate on ghetto strip club please. Does this mean that it's in the hood? Does the stripper have a bullet hole scar on her ass? Are the patrons ghetto? Are the girls practically hookers? Inquiring minds want to know... THUGS, BIG ASSES, NEVER CHECK ID, LOOKS BAD, MOST OF THE STRIPPER ARE PROSITUTES...more

DAMN!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
DAMN!!! Ghetto enough?

Wow. That's cool.

Fockin A Blue

ttt for The Playa

3 some?

Thanks Curly, lol. Ensanity talking about that ghetto strip club reminds me of my cousins place. His ex-girlfriend got in a wreck driving him home one night when he was tanked, he then takes all the money he made from sueing her and buys this hole.Damn, it's in the absolute worst section of the hood, but those girls make him feel like hugh heffner hahaha.

Holy ****, I almost forgot I'd written this.

hahahahahaha

How'd it go, man???? You never gave the recount, this was back in June. We're comin up on ****in Thanksgiving now. No forgiveness. Bring it.

This thread reminds me of when Blue used to be entertaining.

Hey man, me too. Either I've lost a step, or I stopped coming here for a bit.

We'll see in about a week.

I want to post just so people know I'm here

Ahhhhh, Ivy. I forgot about her. Man, I can't believe how long it's been since I've been to a tittybar. I guess the novelty has worn off.

I go to the Spearment Rhino in LA

$20 just to get in.

and that's a good deal?

We have found the answer to Curlys question.Blue isnt as funny anymore because he doesn't go to titty bars.

Me and Blue aren't funny anymore.

Me and Blue aren't funny anymore.

You became an ADMIN. You aren't allowed to be funny.

You became an ADMIN. You aren't allowed to be funny.

he could be if he abused some admin powers towards posters who he knew would cry about the victimization.

he could be if he abused some admin powers towards posters who he knew would cry about the victimization.

Just becareful with who he targets. I got demodded for that. Well that and the fact I suck.

Just becareful with who he targets. I got demodded for that. Well that and the fact I suck.

I wish I would get de whateverthe****iam

We have found the answer to Curlys question.Blue isnt as funny anymore because he doesn't go to titty bars.


I've let myself go...

I've let myself go...

I still think you're hot

I've let myself go...

I thought strippers liked money?

I'm going to BJJ now.
It's so cool to tell my wife I'm off to roll around with other guys in our pajamas.

THUGS, BIG ASSES, NEVER CHECK ID, LOOKS BAD, MOST OF THE STRIPPER ARE PROSITUTES...more
.... They pull their g-strings over to reveal the cootch BEFORE you ask em!

Yeah, I hear the Barbery Coast is bad.

You guys are gonna laugh heartily at this.... but I have never been to a strip club, and I don't plan on goin.
I don't go anymore but .... NEVER? You need to go at least once, yo.