I went to bed at 8pm last night, kinda early. That’s what I do when I’m depressed and have nothing better to do at night. Anyways, I got rejected by the 5th cute high school girl last night, ugh. Why is it that I can get older mature women at the flick of my fingers, yet when it comes to impressionable high school girls, i got no play? The younger ladies think I’m real cute, yet when they hang with me I guess I’m too open and outgoing with them. ****!!!

they do suck. they all hated me..but so do all older and more mature women. i'm out of luck either way.

High school girls are ****...too old for that young ****, want **** or not?

How did the 151 turn out the other day?

151 killed me but led to an awsome night.. i created a thread about it yesterday. (=

My friend who is a cute female, (we fool around a lot), says that the high school girls may be intimidated by me or somethin like that.. that may be true. But damnit, high school girls are soo much tighter than older woman it's crazy!!

You got no game
Maybe you should watch the poop scene from Friday and learn some game Mouse

Originally posted by Bzob

Maybe you should watch the poop scene from Friday and learn some game Mouse HAHAAHAHAA

None of them know what they want.. none of them.

Whereas I go up to an older, more mature lady and start talking to them and they know what they want right off the bat. This ofcourse leeds to a fast relationship, no games, and no headaches...how it should ALWAYS be done.

Originally posted by Mouse
151 killed me but led to an awsome night.. i created a thread about it yesterday. (=

My friend who is a cute female, (we fool around a lot), says that the high school girls may be intimidated by me or somethin like that.. that may be true. But damnit, high school girls are soo much tighter than older woman it's crazy!!

In my opinion, comparing high school girls to girls in their mid-twenties, or even early thirties, is like comparing flat soda to iced tea. You can sweeten iced tea (older women), because iced tea is a pliable, morphable drink. You can change it however you'd like, flavor it however you'd like... basically make it work for you, because it tends to be open to it. This is a good representation of older women, because they have the experience to be versatile.

Flat soda on the other hand... blech. Sure, it's a little bit sweeter than iced tea, probably even a little bit more tart or sweet or whatever... but when it comes down to it, it's still flat soda, and nothing is going to change that. It's flat today, it will be flat tomorrow.

Younger girls lack crucial experience. The 2 younger girls I've been with, in my experience, were both ****ING horrible, and I felt like I was concentrating more on training them than enjoying myself, which sucks hard. The day I find a younger girl who can rock me the way a 25 year old can is the day I've found a girl I'm going to be with for a long, long time.

Not only that... but younger girls get all wide-eyed and hopeful way too quick for a guy like me. The whole lovey-dovey thing is cool after a substantial time, but after a couple of months? Maybe under special circumstances... but for the most part, no.

Now I ran out of sugar for my coffee and now I haveto drink it black. Ugh. I need a lady close to me and to give me some tongue to make me feel better.

very true ghost.. very very true.

Matt, you're a hardcore mother ****er. The vibe I catch off of you is seriousness and contentment. I'm sure other girls catch this. It relays confidence, it relays prowess, and it relays social status of sorts. This probably intimidates a lot of the younger ones... and reasonably so... for the most part, their days consist of passing notes to some insecure, shallow, daddy-car-driving abercrombie *****boy who'll do anything for their attention.It's hard to play an immature game as a mature individual. This is probably closer to the root of your problem than you realize.

Dude, you're like a fortune cookie on steroids!! All of your advice and comments seem to be quite realistic and true.

Anytime, brother. :ghost:

ghost always has some good advice..maybe he can tell me why i suck with the ladies one day.

low self esteem, and your father beat you, and you have abnormal love for your mom

oh

it cause you don't make eye contact

maybe that love for japanese guys has something to do with it?

and you need to shower

Originally posted by Cesaro
ghost always has some good advice..maybe he can tell me why i suck with the ladies one day.

I'm gettin all wispy over here... you gentlemen are too kind. makin me feel all special and ****.

I hate getting rejected.. but when it's by a high school girl.. DAMNIT!!! WTF!!?!?!? .. k im done, guna drink my coffee now.

I stood next to and talked to Cesaro a couple times over the weekend and he did not smell. mabye the hoody kept all the sent in

i don't usually smell, or not that i can detect anyway.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
I stood next to and talked to Cesaro a couple times over the weekend and he did not smell. mabye the hoody kept all the sent in

Did you guys hook up?

no but he shared a hotel with allison

boioioioioioioioioioioioioioioing

Yeah, but he stayed under his bed most of the time examining the frame, before dissecting it.

lol...

nobody needs a bed with 5 legs. **** that ****.

We also had to go out in the rain in our pajamas because the hotel fire alarm went off.

you went in your pajamas..i never changed clothes. i slept in what i wore the next day.

yay!!!!!!

i think i took my hoodie off when i slept. i don't know.

i don't think i smelled very bad..i didn't have any deodorant.

well i know i started to smell like **** sunday afternoon for sure, but i don't know about before that.

and i think i ate like 2 times the whole weekend.

you need t oimprove your hygene and eatig habits

yeah i know. some days i'll eat like 429 things then the next day i won't eat anything at all.

start with your higene, I want you to shower 2 times a day and wear deoderant and a little cologne

1 shower a day, no cologne, and deodorant every other day. compromise.

He sat in the room reading my cosmopolitan magazines when I went for dinner Saturday night.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
He sat in the room reading my cosmopolitan magazines when I went for dinner Saturday night.


so you ditched him?

i was pretty anti social up until sunday. i felt like **** for a few reasons and it was a little awkward the first night.

How could it be awkward? I'm hospitable, godammit!!!!

lol, you are, except to that guy in the mustang..or the guy in the suburabbanana.

it wasn't an awkward awkwardness, it was just a i don't know what to talk abotu awkward.

are you always that anti social?

The guy in the mustang deserved to have his genitals revoked.

nah. i'm like a gorilla, take me out of my habitat and i get weird. sometimes i become more social or sometimes i just go back in my shell like a turtle.

But in your habitat you're perfectly normal?

i understand

no, in mine i'm a ****ing retard. outside of it i just conform and become quiet.

Originally posted by Cesaro
1 shower a day, no cologne, and deodorant every other day. compromise.

Do what I say.

And if you need some self esteem, go rent the Stewart Smally movie.

Cecearo is good enough
and smart enough and god dammit, people like you

lol@cecearo

we hijacked mouse's thread

q^^l\l#6

what about this guy in a Mustang? did he have a mullet and leather half-gloves?

no, he was just your average loser with a girlfriend(**** him) who changes lanes before looking. there was a lady in a primered nova with a mullet, though.

both of them should be killed

Cesaro enjoys giving the finger out the window, but he cant do it without giggling.

Cesaro, do not giggle in bed.

i giggle too much.

and dont eat crackers either.

and don't lay on your stomach

It must be very intimidating to cut someone off, then to have an auburn haired Harry Potter give you the finger while giggling.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
and don't lay on your stomach


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

no worries about looking like harry potter, the hoodie intimidates..no sane man wears a hoodie in south FL.

i do giggle in bed, but i'm always there alone so it doesn't really matter.

Your computer is next to your bed?

yes.

Ar you in bed now?

i masturbated in bed last night..it was somewhere around 11:45pm.

Are you in bed now?

no, i'm in my computer chair.

answer the man!!!!!!!

When you masurbate all over your chest late at night, do you clean it up.....or, do you go straight to sleep and leave it there?

i don't let it shoot on my chest..i aim into an old shirt.

but assuming i did let it shoot on my chest, i would clean it up.

I can't get passed my belly button

i've had it on my stomach, i don't necessarily recall ever getting it to my chest.

sometimes it just runs out the top and into the area where the thumb and the index finger meet.

Maybe you should hold it at about a 50 degree angle. Sounds like maybe you're being lazy with it, Howard.

i used to just let it go wherever it wanted then wipe up..but it became too much work, i just direct into 1 of 4 shirts that i use. i alternate each day or time per day to give it time to dry out.

I squirt mine out the window 11 floors up.

most commonly when i don't catch it in a shirt and it doesn't shoot out, it'll just roll onto my hand..i think it has permanently discolored my skin there, it has a different taste than the rest of my skin as well.

Paper towel

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Maybe you should hold it at about a 50 degree angle. Sounds like maybe you're being lazy with it, Howard.

Could be...I might try to hold it so it builds up a little more pressure too....BRB

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I squirt mine out the window 11 floors up.

I thought that was a pigeon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i still have the submit stamp from NAGA on my hand that we got on sunday.

i thought NAGA was boring.

grappling tournies are not known to be exciting unless you or your friends are competing

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
grappling tournies are not known to be exciting unless you or your friends are competing So true

correct

I finally got my stamp off last night.

I want to compete.

go to that royce gracie place. i wish i had somewhere to go.

i'm never going back to mine after skipping out about $150 of payments or more.

north carolina is awful for training. i wish i could move and train with team quest..almost nothing would be better, except the chicken mcnasty.

I was surprised at Team Quests facility, I thought it would be nicer cinsidering who trains there. It's behind a used car lot in kind of a crappy part of Town.

where do you train at? naga inspired me to want to train again, but i don't have any options.

I train at North West Fighting Arts.

when i quit at the end of january i never paid for december, january or the annual fee. i'm not going back.

from my experience the best places to train are not the nicest of places.

remember these guys do not make tons of money and only a percentage of there purse goes to the team. they have sponsors and all but a gym is very expensive.

Did they make you sign a contract?

no..just monthly payments.

My place costs $90 a month, how much are they over there?

$65 for 4 classes a month
$85 for 8 classes a month
$125 for unlimited

bjj only, 2 hour classes

I saw an ad for oral sex classes in the paper.

oral sex is probably nice. if i ordered it, i would probably back out and cancel before she got here.

oh, those are classes.

4 classes a month!

i go to 8 or 9 classes a week and i pay 90 a month!

yea man, it sucks... then they want a $35 annual fee.

what the **** is that!

thats rediculous!

you gotta pay an anual fee and i gotta pay extre when i get a belt.

i think i'm not gonan accept any belts anymore

i hated it and i didn't really like the people either...training is training though and its my only option.

that sucks