I just had the best ****ing pizza EVER!!! My mom hasent been able to move around much lately with a blood clot in her leg the last 2 weeks so she cant cook.Ive been doing most of the cooking in the house but today I got lazy and decided to order a pizza. Im the kinda guy who likes to make his own pizza so ive never really orderd out. I called this place called "Tom's pizza and spaghetti house" and asked them what there biggest pizza was. The guy told me it was the meat lovers (peperoni,ham,italian sausage,salami,bacon and mushrooms) so I said I would get that right. He asked me what size and I asked how much a XXL would be and he said 20 bucks even. So I orderd that and im sitting in the basement watching some old old UFC videos and the pizza gets here. I run up stairs and answer the door,pay the guy and he says thanks and ****. I bring the pizza to the kitchen and call my familly to tell them the food is here. Im expecting a ****ty pizza because it was a XXL for only 20$. I open it up and I swear to god this was the biggest god damn pizza I have ever eaten. The mean topping was about three quarters of an inch thick,the crust was perfect,the cheese was thick and gooey but not greasey. After 2 slices I was stuffed and I hadent eaten all day before that. I swear to god that has got to be the best ****ing pizza in the world (even counting the little places in NY because ive been there). Tom the pizza man I salute you because after two slices I dont think im gonna be able to eat for a good 24 hours.**** baseball practice im stayin home now!!:cool:

Wow, this place is where in Canada?

'Holly ****'

'Holywood homo-cide'



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GOOD pizza is a rare thing. There is a semi big chain in ontario called Toppers pizza that makes good ****. There is also a place around my house called 3-4-1 Pizza and wings that makes the worlds greastest calzones.

I usually stick with Pizza Pizza... never had a great one but I'venever had a bad one...

Ice Breakers Gum is the ****.

Wings with peppercorn ranch dressing rule when watching don cheery diss them european hockey players :cool:

Pizza Pizza is "OK" but you gotta try the small local pizza places Luke. Its like going from hamburger to steak

Yea, I forget to try Topper's Pizza whenever I eat pizza which is rare these days, even though its like a 10 minute drie from my house...

Nelson Munts eats drywall Sandwiches

I like cooter.

We all do blue

Originally posted by DOWN
We all do blue not Ceasero

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I like cooter.

Pizza flavored cooter is the greastest

PWN3d!!1

Originally posted by Creed
Pizza flavored cooter is the greastest You never had it...Shut up!

Originally posted by The Ensanity
You never had it...Shut up!

Pizza flavored cooter? Sadly no. It always tastes like fish

Originally posted by Creed
Pizza flavored cooter? Sadly no. It always tastes like fish You aint had cooter in ya mouth

No, but I've had my mouth in cooter

Originally posted by Creed
No, but I've had my mouth in cooter I thought you were a Virgin?

He is, I still havent been able to hit it :(

Originally posted by DOWN
He is, I still havent been able to hit it :( Just sneak up and **** a fat fold...Same thing almost

Creed is hard to sneak up on tho :-(

Originally posted by DOWN
Creed is hard to sneak up on tho :-( Why is that?

Cuzz my dick drags on the ground and he can hear it, he allways runs away and locks himself in the washroom :-(

Originally posted by DOWN
Cuzz my dick drags on the ground and he can hear it, he allways runs away and locks himself in the washroom :-( Throw your dick over your shoulder....much quieter.

YAY :-)

Wow, that was a whole load of gay.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Wow, that was a whole load of gay. lookin in the mirror again

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA ensanipwn3d!!1