View Full Version : Blondes


AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:02 PM
why are blondes so stupid????????? i no it doesnt matter what color hair you have but ive noticed that blondes are just stupid, and if you think hard a few of you no which blonde im talking about, this ***** (i mention no names) is the dumbest tramp in the ****ing world,a waste of life if you ask me, anyways my point is I ****ING HATE BIMBOS!!!!!!!!!!




:crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:03 PM
i have never encountered a dumb blonde.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:04 PM
you have never encountered a girl either, shhhhhh

GhosT^x0
06-23-2003, 02:04 PM
Is this particular blonde someone I know? ;)

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:04 PM
oh, sorry.

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:06 PM
This blonde avoids making run on sentences.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:06 PM
BINGO DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooohoooo

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:06 PM
uh oh

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:07 PM
This blonde avoids making run on sentences.

lol.. owned.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:08 PM
i also think your a stupid blonde just because you correct people all the time,and think your bad ass,this isnt english class *****, it GLOBAL!!!!!!!!! have a great day stupid

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 02:09 PM
Where's the love? Better yet, where's the girl on girl action?

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:09 PM
i can see the f5 key will be used frequently in my near future

Mr. Beelzebub
06-23-2003, 02:10 PM
She's a smart blonde...what?!
Is that an oxymoron?

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i also think your a stupid blonde just because you correct people all the time,and think your bad ass,this isnt english class *****, it GLOBAL!!!!!!!!! have a great day stupid


LOL at the irony of this post.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-23-2003, 02:12 PM
Your bad ass? Let me spank that bas ass

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:12 PM
LOL AT YOUR FOREHEAD!!! BONK BONK BONK

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Your bad ass? Let me spank that bas ass


Yes, I frequently post about all of the girls whos asses I'd love to kick.

Haven't you seen them as of late?

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
LOL AT YOUR FOREHEAD!!! BONK BONK BONK




I will change my screen name to Forehead if you will post one picture of yourself.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:15 PM
no dont waste your time, i have no scanner, and if you wanna see a pic of me to se how big my forehead is its not as big as yours

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 02:18 PM
my mom's a blonde.

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:18 PM
Ask Dave to post one.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:18 PM
ok i will have dave post one of him and me later on

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 02:19 PM
how come your posts are back at 80?

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:21 PM
is it inbetween rounds? is it over? was there a tap? what's going on?

Allison
06-23-2003, 02:22 PM
We're waiting for her to post her picture, so that we can see how much leverage she has when insulting other people's appearances.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-23-2003, 02:22 PM
I don't think it's a fair fight

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:23 PM
oh..is there a rematch clause in the contract for when a picture is posted?

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:23 PM
The corner man said that we're waiting for Agony to post a pic. The next round will commence once it arrives to the arena, and the pic is visible.

Carlao
06-23-2003, 02:23 PM
Funny thing, I think GIQ is a very smart person.

If your english or grammar is not good, what is wrong with someone telling you to correct it? This coming from a person that has only known english for a few years.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:24 PM
No, Allison is Very smart. Mostly because of her well educated schooling, along with her passion to read in her spare time; which helps boost literacy as well.

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 02:26 PM
ice cream is cold

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:26 PM
lets get the pictured posted and get this show on the road

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:26 PM
better yet DAVE should be stoping by tonight, so we will take one tonight and post it,very recent.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 02:26 PM
if it only wasnt for that lizard thing.........

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:27 PM
goddamn..we have to wait until tonight, well tomorrow actually.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:29 PM
Damnit we gotta wait all day. Most intermitions between the title bouts are no longer than a half hour.. now she's talkin about waiting the rest of the day until tonight.. ugh. I need some popcorn and some ho's on my lap. Allison, come to papa and entertain me with that cute little tongue of yours while we wait for your opponent to come back into the arena again.:lovers:

ruffneck119
06-23-2003, 02:33 PM
Pee Pee

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:39 PM
mouse you already no what i look like,a few of us have kicked it, stop complaning. :-)

Bzob
06-23-2003, 02:40 PM
Cat Fight!

http://www.catfightcentral.com/

Carlao
06-23-2003, 02:41 PM
anything that gets girl/girl action!

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:42 PM
I love drama, you know I do Agony. Without drama life is without feeling. If one can not feel, there is no use living in the pursuit OF life and truly living; because one can not truly live if feeling is dead. Hence drama is needed and should be embraced by all.

:devil

ruffneck119
06-23-2003, 02:43 PM
Drama is pointless.

I say just don't give a ****.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:43 PM
hahahahahhahaha alright,very well said mouse.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:50 PM
You know Agony, I promised you last week that once you do post a pic of yourself.. that from the day you post it, to one week later I will post a recent pic of myself aswell. :lovers:

ruffneck119
06-23-2003, 02:53 PM
Really why get upset over ****?

I really don't get mad over anything anymore. It's really ****ing useless to let stuff get to you. There are exceptions like death and love but that kind of stuff doesn't happen that often.

We are but specs out of the 4 billion people in the world. Do you rally think the little **** matters. **** no. So why care?

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:54 PM
Shutup with that hippie psychiatric bull****. Go put on a tie-die shirt, smoke some herb, and join the jamacans and play the ****ing steel drums!!

Tom
06-23-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
ok i will have dave post one of him and me later on

You hav e been typing the same thing, "i will post it later on," for about a month now.

Come on honey, i have lotion to waste.

Leather
06-23-2003, 02:55 PM
I love blondes, well...and brunettes and red-hairs and girls with brown eyes or blue eyes or black eyes or green eyes, and girls with horns or without horns...ooops I forgot it, they are she-goats, not girls ....

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
You know Agony, I promised you last week that once you do post a pic of yourself.. that from the day you post it, to one week later I will post a recent pic of myself aswell. :lovers:


why a week??? how about the same day or next day.




Ruffneck, you ****ing go boy!!!

:crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2:

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 02:56 PM
The deal was a week. We already discussed that. You can't change the deal on the same day as the transaction.. people get shot for that and society never finds their bodies. One week on the mark.

Tom
06-23-2003, 02:58 PM
Mouse is "The Transporter."

Purity
06-23-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
No, Allison is Very smart. Mostly because of her well educated schooling, along with her passion to read in her spare time; which helps boost literacy as well.

actually it's because she has a higher amount of brain juice delegated to the logical and common reasoning area of her brain.

this however is due to the fact that her equilibrium and balance section decided to donate a large portion over :)
but that's ok. my logical side donated a **** load of juice over.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Tom
You hav e been typing the same thing, "i will post it later on," for about a month now.

Come on honey, i have lotion to waste.


Thats ok.:)

Prince
06-23-2003, 02:59 PM
i'm smart too............

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 03:00 PM
I am a virgin.

Tom
06-23-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by AgonY^x0
LOL AT YOUR FOREHEAD!!! BONK BONK BONK

I don't think Allison has a big forehead, maybe it's just the crack though. She's pretty.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 03:01 PM
keep kissin ass Tom.

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 03:01 PM
allison isnt a ugly girl,never said she was, just the forehead

ruffneck119
06-23-2003, 03:02 PM
You'll taste the pooter one day.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 03:03 PM
wow, then you would be awed by my ****ing cranial grill. I also want to see an agaony pic. Curiousity is killing me.

Tom
06-23-2003, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Mouse
keep kissin ass Tom.

Alright dude, i will. Mouse, you are looking sexy today.

Zen
06-23-2003, 03:24 PM
I have a boner.

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
I have a boner.

Again or still???

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 03:27 PM
I get hard off and on while at work, i just cant beat off in work.

The Ensanity
06-23-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I get hard off and on while at work, i just cant beat off in work. same here

Zen
06-23-2003, 03:29 PM
again

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 03:29 PM
getting hard at work is OK........unless you work at a mens prison

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 03:30 PM
I just dont know what the **** I would say if I got caught. I couldnt imagne being fired for that.

Zen
06-23-2003, 03:33 PM
As long as you do it in a stall or private bathroom what's the problem? Is there laws against jerking off at work or something, is there a rule about it in your employee handbook?

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 03:34 PM
you can do it........you just can't talk about it

Allison
06-23-2003, 03:37 PM
Rule # 1

No one talks about masturbating in the work restroom.

VulgarTheClown
06-23-2003, 03:38 PM
i would do it if i had the time

Prince
06-23-2003, 03:39 PM
i'll masturbate in the work restroom and talk about it

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i'll masturbate in the work restroom and talk about it

you work at home

Prince
06-23-2003, 03:40 PM
i know.

Prince
06-23-2003, 03:41 PM
i can't masturbate in the shower, not while standing anyway..i have to sit down.

i can't masturbate while sitting on the toilet.

Curly Howard
06-23-2003, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
i know.

I would hope so

Prince
06-23-2003, 03:43 PM
it wouldn't be much of a surprise if i didn't know that...i tend to forget a lot of ****.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-23-2003, 03:54 PM
Round 2?

AgonYx0
06-23-2003, 03:57 PM
DING DING

Prince
06-23-2003, 03:57 PM
it'll continue tomorrow, i suppose

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 03:59 PM
I can't remember which thread made me horny a few minutes ago, but I can tell you that it's nice having a door that closes and locks at work...

Prince
06-23-2003, 04:00 PM
i wanted to masturbate before i left, but my friend is coming to pick me up soon.

Tom
06-23-2003, 04:00 PM
cunt

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 04:02 PM
I'm having a nice wrap with pesto, sundried tomatos, walnuts and rice. It's good.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
As long as you do it in a stall or private bathroom what's the problem? Is there laws against jerking off at work or something, is there a rule about it in your employee handbook?


cant say there is but all you need is one guy saying im a pervert. The all hell breaks loose.

Allison
06-23-2003, 04:10 PM
Yeah, because that would be farfetched.

Prince
06-23-2003, 04:10 PM
there's nothing wrong with being a pervert.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:12 PM
Im anti-social. No one even guesses. I have everyone fooled. as long as they dont check my hard drive im golden.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
there's nothing wrong with being a pervert.


actually I think more people ought to be. Too much up tightness and more sexual expression couldnt hurt.

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 04:14 PM
Everyone in my building knows that I'm a drunken pervo, I think it brings me more business...

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:14 PM
rock on then dawg.

Prince
06-23-2003, 04:15 PM
lol@i'm golden..was that a play on words?

being uptight about sex sucks but i can't help it.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:22 PM
I got rid of the "golden" ones. But I still think I have random girls on toilets scattered through my comp.

I mostly have big assed girls in thongs.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 04:22 PM
Alright you little ass ****s, I’m ready to get this fight back and going. I really don’t want to wait till tomorrow morning for this **** to happen...someone fight, I’m getting horny.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:23 PM
id like to wrestle that chick in your avatar.

Tanner Rhoden
06-23-2003, 04:25 PM
Nice ****

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:26 PM
thanks man. I work it out.

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 04:30 PM
I think he meant me...

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:37 PM
dont make me fight over tanner's compliment.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 04:38 PM
Ya'll are my hoe's.

LukeDothSucketh
06-23-2003, 04:39 PM
I like blondes with large breasts.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 04:41 PM
I can't stand large breasts.. hoe.

Aaron Bizarre
06-23-2003, 04:41 PM
I am not a large breast fan myself.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 04:43 PM
Say you're my hoe.

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 04:43 PM
I like 'em big, med or small, I like them all. Part of the fun is scopin' the kind of variety that nature throws out!

LukeDothSucketh
06-23-2003, 04:44 PM
No, big.

Bluecifer
06-23-2003, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
No, big.

I have to admit, you do make a good point...

LukeDothSucketh
06-23-2003, 04:55 PM
I'll give you a good point

The Mouse
06-24-2003, 02:16 PM
*revived*

Bluecifer
06-24-2003, 02:18 PM
I like nipples to be light pink.