Me, Purity & one other member here (can't seem to remember if it's Cesaro, Vulgar, or both) seem to be the pioneers of multi-faceted topic discussion, and although Purity's topics are a blatant, exacting ripoff of my "random thoughts from the desk of..." topics, I will credit him with inspiring me to once again let those of you who care into what goes on inside the mind of GhosT^x0. Warning: if you disagree with any of it, I give a ****.

^ Fat chicks absolutely do not count. I'm sure some of you know how I feel on this topic, but regardless, I reiterate this whenever I feel it applies. This weekend, it applied. Fat chicks make up roughly 18% of the global female population (based upon a reuters study which calculated obesity on a worldwide scale that I read a few years back), and about 0% of all the women I will ever look at as attractive. Respecting a woman for being a woman is one thing... but once that petite, feminine frame packs on 100 extra lbs, rocks the thunder thighs & bubbles over at the belt line, she relinqueshes all rights to be considered female. As a matter of fact, at that point, we shouldn't even be considering them human. ****in Hitler offed 400,000 jews because he thought they looked funny... yet I'll bet there were some damn good lookers among them. We need someone like that to rise against fat chicks... preferably soon. Instead of promising them housing and work like the Germans promised the jews, we will promise them Oprah re-runs, Queen Latifah CDs and Ho-Ho's by the pallette-load.

^ If you're gettin on the freeway and the limit is 65, you are not supposed to sustain the street limit of 35 all the way up the ****ing ramp. This type of **** would get you killed by GhosT^x0 if GhosT^x0 had a firearms permit.

^ I think I'm going to buy a truck when I get the cash. A ****in big one. I'm sick of being eye level with all the dip****s on the road. I'd rather they be tire-level to me... I'd feel much safer knowing that any dumb**** who cut me off should be more worried about getting Grave Digger'ed than seeing my middle finger shoot out the window. Toyota Tundra on 28's. Own3d.

^ Is celery salt really made of celery?

^ Tonight I'm going to go make $150 taste-testing gatorade. Tell me about what kinda rip off that is!!! $150 to tell people their drink sucks & that I'm still thirsty!!! The American dream hard at work.

^ I'm going to get a call back this week from the firm I interviewed at last Thursday. For those of you who don't know, I had a stellar interview at what could potentially be the most profitable, most industrious company I've ever had a shot at... believe me when I say I will not be f'en this one up. Tony and I are officially one step closer to initiating plan A: Conquer OC, sling pads, get drunk... but do it TOO GETH URRRR. Tony is a good guy.

^ It's amazing how things change. A year and a half ago, if you'd asked me "who's your best friend", I would've squarely told you "don't have one". Now, if you asked me that question, no doubt Adam and Tony would come to mind right away. They've been there for so much in such a short span of time. If anybody ever wronged these two, I swear to god, I would dedicate my life to ruining / defiling those of the ones who treaded that ground. No bull****tin. Own3d.

^ Key Lime & Pineapple have no place amongst the Jelly Belly Hierarchy. Something must be done immediately.

^ Does anybody really give the Foo FIghters credit for how great they are?

yeah, its me.

this means -The Jake will be making one of these too now

Yes, its really made from celery.

lol@stuff made from celery

i like foo fighters

^ Does anybody really give the Foo FIghters credit for how great they are?

Kurt cobain's mental issues were the best thing that coulda happened to dave grohl.

- if you are are going to do something crazy, like rape someone, at least make it a ****ing girl you homos

- there are too many pansies in the world today

- PC is about the gayest thing ever invented

- God says it's wrong to be gay so you are not a Christian of any sort if you are gay. Don't lie to yourself.

- Love is too ****ing complicated

- I love women


-ruffypoo119

Originally posted by ruffneck119


- PC is about the gayest thing ever invented



You better be talking about politically correct and not personal computer

foo fighters are good if you like pansy ass ****** ****in homo pop rock.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
foo fighters are good if you like pansy ass ****** ****in homo pop rock.

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please Curly please...

i wanna make money telling people there drink tastes like booty, i made $30 bucks for trying the new Diet pepsi twist before, what i rip off!!!! i want 150 bucks for being mean

i am not banned!

curly = q^^l\l#6

^ I've thought about entering a wrestling or submissions tournament, but to be honest, there's way too much huggin going on up in there. All my friends give me **** about how much better it would make my ground game, how much I'd improve, how much blah blah blah... what the **** ever. I'm not fighting to hug, I'm fighting to drop bombs.

^ Verizon thinks I owe them $266. I think they owe me head. We'll be calling them to debate this one later.

^ I'm not sure of who's staying with me for the duration of their trip to California, but I'll have to work probably 1 of 2 days. This basically means that one (or two) of you is going to be alone in HousE^x0 for, at the very least, a good portion of the day. I'm not sure if you guys are comfortable with that, but I'm not. Chance states that leaving GMan alone with the very computer I've mercilessly ripped him from month after month for some time now might not be the best idea.

^ Somehow, in the span of about 1 year, I've managed to go from "top rep, superstar, 2-time award winner in the same quarter" to "all managers have crosshairs on my head, final written warning for <x>, final verbal warning for <x>". I think the main problem here isn't so much my performance, but my presence. Hell, can't blame em... if I was a boss, and my subordinates were performing & producing & keeping my team's morale high, regardless of how ****ty the job's gotten or how hard it's become for those of us who still have their jobs, I'd be lookin to make cuts too.

^ That was sarcasm.

^ I met a girl named Kristin this weekend. She's all personality... 20, Steelers fan, California girl, Law Major. We talked on the phone last night... 2 hours flew by like nothing. It will probably be the same way tonight, because I plan on calling her again. Last night, she called me, so it's kinda my turn.

^ The chick picture is weird lately. Lots of prospects, but nothing definite. I'd like "definite" for a change. Might be nice to be own3d by a girl for a little while.

^ Can't necessarily say I'm a player though. ****in hate juggling. More time consumed, more money spent, more to remember, more margin for error, more complication... **** all that, my life's got enough of 3 outta those 5 alone as it is. **** the bull****, hombre... I'm hangin on for one reeeaaaaally good one, and I'll put her above all the 5-10 average ones that came before her.

^ The ones you want are always taken, and the ones you don't aren't taken by anyone for a reason.

^ The last chick I just talked to on the phone sounded hot. I bet she was fat as ****.

I dont think fat chicks are all that bad. You need a two sides spectrum to society and if you dont have your share of fat chicks the scales will tip. You dont want that to happen. Remember the rubenesque period in history where it was bad ass to strut with a fat chick? you dont want that happening again so lets keep a balance.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I dont think fat chicks are all that bad.

.... and almost instantly, your opinion on this topic no longer means anything.

so its a superficial topic. I think your right.

When you opened up defending the girth, I stopped reading. Now that I read your whole post, I agree. Balance is good, but no fat chicks in my bed is even better.

LOL, I have no personal love for the fat chicks either. I think they have no will power. Though I can think of a few good ones who have made my friends happy and that cant be all bad.

Well, yeah, that's true... but that violates ethic #6 of drinking with the buddies: Bros don't let bros get with fat hoes.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
although Purity's topics are a blatant, exacting ripoff of my "random thoughts from the desk of..." topics,

you're such a ****.
i just spit off what i believe in. your random thoughts thread was a recap of what was happening in your life at the time.
i didn't rip you off crackwhore!

either way, good random thoughts/beliefs. keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!!!

Originally posted by Purity
you're such a ****.


This, I know.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Well, yeah, that's true... but that violates ethic #6 of drinking with the buddies: Bros don't let bros get with fat hoes.

bull****!! some of the funniest stories i have are from buddies gettin sloshed and bangin heffers!!

More gems:

^ If the next Matrix movie fails, I'm gonna be pissed beyond words. And if you didn't like this second movie, you are a tree hugging hippie ******, because that **** was the bzomb, and the effects were sick. I heard some feminist puss *****in about a fight scene being too long. Recognize mother ****er, and take notes: there is NO SUCH THING as a fight scene that goes on too long.

^ Everytime I see Hugo Weaving try and pull off that Lord Of The Rings role, I can't help but start quoting Agent Smith. I can't tell you how many times I've said "Goodbye, Mr. Andersen" or other like comments when it gets to really pivotal parts in that guy's role in the movie. I refuse to take him seriously. He is Agent Smith, not this fairy **** in a headdress.

^ That Brazilian Beat guy Montahna Silva is going to ****ing destroy everyone in the world. 7'3, 400 lbs. Good god. That's like 3 of Adam.

^ I have never sold a friend short on something they've trusted me with. I've actually tried, and I just can't bring myself to do it. See, the thing is, when your friend trusts you with a secret that is so urgent and important to them, they trust you with a keystone in their life, and what you do with that keystone can either help you build an even stronger foundation with that person, or send the whole structure of your relationship with them crashing to the ground. I've never seen a friendhip sway towards the positive because of a relinqueshed trust. Don't sell your friends out. Ever.

^ You've got two things in this world: your word and your balls. Break them for no one.

^ A woman who can't love herself sure as **** can't love you.

^ We are born alone, and we will die alone. Don't **** yourself over by sweating these details. Live the life you're meant to in between it all. When you worry about the small ****, the big picture becomes 10x less intriguing, and even less fun to be a part of.

^ People who kill themselves have more balls than you realize. Some people are quick to call the suicidals "*******" or "chicken****", citing some kinda "easy way out"... yet not one of these shallow-end-dwellin ******s posessed 1/10th of the nutsack required to put a barrel to their ****ing brain, forego all regard for this "answer" some people search their whole life for, and end it all with one determined flash. Fathom the depth of a situation that would have you considering "an easy way out", and tell me how ***** you really feel then.

^ I don't care what any chick says, ballsweat comes nowhere close to the putrid, rancid stench that you women can muster up. And hey, up the ante a little bit even... combine ballsack, armpit, choad and asscrack.... STILL not as bad as the death aura that radiates from the... umm... "errogenous zone".

^ Women who cheat deserve to be dragged out into the street, shot, beaten, ran over with a tank, and then blown skyhigh to **** with some kinda heavy explosive. **** that ****. What a low, condescending way to move on. What a way to hurt someone. Anyone who's ever cheated... know you're going to hell no matter how good a deed you pull off between now and D-day. You're ****ed. You seriously might as well just kill yourself now.

Only thing worse than a girl thats too fat is a girl thats too skinny. I would rather have sex with a women thats 20 lbs too heavy than one thats 20 lbs to skinny.

^ Religion has become an institution, rather than a resolution. Like the health industry, it has built it's empire upon the vulnerability and maleducation of others, serving only as an empirical and domineering figurehead in the world, rather than the guiding light and source of hope / faith / divinity I once thought it was. This is why I follow no religious creed other than my own. Fact is, I don't believe that anyone should need a handbook or manual when it comes to being a good person, being kind to others, protecting those you hold dear, and loving those who love you in return. Is it really that hard, people?

^ Tony's religious outlook confuses the everliving **** out of me. I like him too much to debate it with him. It fitsa his lifestyle and he is happy with his beliefs... and I have no interest in playing the face of Satan in a debate with a close personal friend over the very fundamentals by which he lives his life. But I'm still confused as ****.

^ Old people should be stripped of their license past the age of 50. OR, at the very least, I want a mandatory driving test every ****ing year until they die past that point. Serious ****. I don't wanna hear parapelegic grandma *****in about havin to mozy on down to the DMV in her chin wheelchair during her ****ing soap operas either... if the ***** can do 20 mph in front of me on the freeway, she can miss As The World Turns.

^ I'm pissed that I waited almost a year to watch a Klitschko get cut too badly to go past the 6th against a big pile-of-****-lookin Lewis. He FELL into his seat in the 6th. If Klitschko could've stood just a little bit longer, I believe he would've had himself a win. Lewis really tagged him with that one punch though... and when you're fighting a guy like him , 1 punch is all it takes. Love him or hate him, he's your champion, and I stand firm by the fact that he's one of the greatest heavyweight boxers of our time.

^ Still trippin on Montahna Silva. Good ****ing god. 7'3. 396 lbs. K-1. Sapp = ****ed.

Dave Hojack
































:lovers: ;)

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Tony's religious outlook confuses the everliving **** out of me. I like him too much to debate it with him. It fitsa his lifestyle and he is happy with his beliefs... and I have no interest in playing the face of Satan in a debate with a close personal friend over the very fundamentals by which he lives his life. But I'm still confused as ****.


we're both pretty mature debators. believe me, i won't take anything personal. so what confuses you?

^ If you're gettin on the freeway and the limit is 65, you are not supposed to sustain the street limit of 35 all the way up the ****ing ramp. This type of **** would get you killed by GhosT^x0 if GhosT^x0 had a firearms permit.

I Feel you there Dave, I hate those ****s....

^ If the next Matrix movie fails, I'm gonna be pissed beyond words. And if you didn't like this second movie, you are a tree hugging hippie ******, because that **** was the bzomb, and the effects were sick. I heard some feminist puss *****in about a fight scene being too long. Recognize mother ****er, and take notes: there is NO SUCH THING as a fight scene that goes on too long.

I love fight scenes :) They rock. That movie was so cool can't wait for the next one.


^ Everytime I see Hugo Weaving try and pull off that Lord Of The Rings role, I can't help but start quoting Agent Smith. I can't tell you how many times I've said "Goodbye, Mr. Andersen" or other like comments when it gets to really pivotal parts in that guy's role in the movie. I refuse to take him seriously. He is Agent Smith, not this fairy **** in a headdress.

I think the same thing. lol

hey Drik...

MMMAAADDD GIRTH

One thought leading into another thought.

^ The fundamental ethic at work here is greed. Everyone hordes. Everyone wants. Everyone needs. Everyone covets. Greed is the driving force behind more of the axial elements of the world than most people realize. And it's ****in sad.

^ The fat mexican behind me is trying to get all into alternative on me. I'm sure he's trying to be my friend, and it's not going to work. In the last two days I've talked with my other cube mate about Cold Play and Staind... and suddenly, he's rockin their CDs. ****ers.

^ Marraige has become as ****ed up an institution as religion. Anyone who gets married in this day and age below the age of 45 is gettin divorced, plain and simple, and this too is ****in sad. What has gotten into people? Has humanity's attention span really slipped that much?

^ When I was 21, I could have easily envisioned spending my life with one girl. Now I'm 23... and since then, that girl has revealed what is wrong with so many other girls... and I don't think I'm gonna find that one particular girl that I can give myself to in that manner for a long, long time.

^ My expectations of the ladies were a lot lower before I got hurt. I can at least thank that evil crotch-beast of a woman for that much... she helped me realize how important it was to look for things I didn't want first and foremost.

^ My stepdad is the proud owner of a new Glock .40. If my sister and mom don't learn how to quiet down, he's also probably gonna be the proud new own3r of two corpses and about 8 pints of donation-worthy blood if he plays his cards right.

^ I don't understand what the big deal about the whole blood bank shortage was. We have no problems killing people for ****in oil.... isn't the answer kinda obvious here?

^ "Executive Decision"... what a term.

^ Last night I got paid $150 to tell Gatorade that their new product tastes like hot garbage and ass. No, I do not know what hot garbage and ass taste like, but they don't know that. Easy money... only messed up thing is that I tweaked my knee working out during one of the workout periods, and while I talked to Kristen last night, I was more distracted by pain and discomfort than I wanted to be. I don't think I'm going to train tonight.

^ Speaking of Kristen... what an awesome girl. :ghost:

^ Met another really cool girl last night too... what is it lately? Kristen, then this other girl I started talking to last night, and then my neighbor has these two chickies from Boston coming out to visit him for a full week and a half in July. This summer is going to be one for the books. This may sound gay, but it wouldn't be all that bad if I walked outta this summer thing with a new girlfriend. Like I was sayin... might not be a bad thing to be own3d for a little while. Might actually motivate me in some areas.

^ Dogg likes the name Kristen. I've met two in one year.

^ It doesn't matter what Dogg likes. Own3d.

- I believe that marriage is obselete. the difference between a divorce and a break up is the lawyer inbetween. when you are together out of matrimony you can leave when you want.

- I also find it ****ed up that the english language has a "second" as a single unit in counting time but has it labeled as a plural on our number system. what was so wrong about winning a fight with a KO Slam in :39 firsts?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
- I believe that marriage is obselete. the difference between a divorce and a break up is the lawyer inbetween. when you are together out of matrimony you can leave when you want.

15 YEARS

that you have been married or that you have been together?

married

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
- I also find it ****ed up that the english language has a "second" as a single unit in counting time but has it labeled as a plural on our number system. what was so wrong about winning a fight with a KO Slam in :39 firsts?

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

do you think you could have lived together that long? I mean with out legal documentation?

I also care to remind that I dont see staying with a person for your life as a bad thing at all. I hope to find a woman like that. I just dont think you need to have legal status provided by uncle sam to do so.

yeah we could have. divorce is to easy now. people start having a little trouble and they run to the lawyer.

i think some people just find stuff to argue about. my friend and his wife are like that...they'll start arguing over what to listen to in the car and the next thing you know they are screaming about how he prematurely ejaculates or she wrote a bad check last year and is an idiot for it.

LOL!!!!!

lol, its true. she tells me about his foot fetish and he is a premature ejaculator just to get back at him for looking at a chick walking down the street. i couldn't argue that much..i'm way too laid back. if my wife screamed at me, i think my response would be "oh' or 'okay"

calling him a Prema though is rough.

ok that's a good reason for divorce

I know I couldnt put up with that every argument.

I'd probably post one of these if my writing had absoultely any hint of eloquence.

We like you how you are, Tong.

but you know all the big words

I've got to start using the reply with quote function

Come to think of it, I don't even spawn topics myself.

Just another example of my total lack of initiative.

DFL (Drone For Life)