Okay.. the 151 is deadly. I mixed it with some coke, ended up drinking ¾ of the bottle in about 20 minutes as I was driving to 3rd st. with this one cute chick, she was drinking too but on Jack. Anyways, it hit me right as I stepped out of my car from driving. I can’t really remember what we did.. I know we walked around, talked to some bums; one of which I had a smoke with as I sat in his box with him and talked, lol.

But anyways the whole night is a blur.. up until I pulled this chick into an alley down there and pressed her up against a dumpster and ****ed her for god knows how long. She was drunk too and told me how badly she wanted to **** me so I made a dash into the alley. There was no one around, that’s good cuz I can remember how loudly she was screaming in ecstasy and pleasure. (this is the chick that I had a threesome with last weekend). So after about 5 hours of walking around 3rd st, talkin to bums, and ****ing in the alley.. I can finally drive again and walk kinda straight, but I still feel drunk as hell. So I take her home and in front of her house she climbs into the backseat.. grabs my collar and pulls me back there with her.. we rip each others clothes off and **** again, I guess it was a long time too cuz the car smelled like sex pretty hardcore on sat. morning.

Bottom line, bacardi 151 dark is some wicked ****, .. I’m not going to be drinking that **** again anytime soon!!!! I woke up sat. afternoon STILL feeling buzzed!! WTF?? Then I had to do yard work all day which was a ***** and a half.

i think you're probably one of the luckiest people alive.

Good Times...

Originally posted by Cesaro
i think you're probably one of the luckiest people alive.

I am further reminded of my youth by Mr. Jensen. I'd probably have more stories like this to tell if I wasn't so hellbent on training, and so sick of women being stupid.

I need to find a not-stupid woman. I think I did this weekend.

you have some good stories yourself.

not-stupid women are probably cool if they like you.

I told you not to buy that?

What I really need to do is find a woman or two that'll equate to a good ol ****fest story like one of Matt's. I know he's kinda got dibs on the Love Machine reputation, but it can't hurt to bust out with a good ol story of whippin it out and feedin the ladies now and then.

Back alley bangin is hardcore. I remember bendin a chick over an air conditioner on the roof of Music Plus while waiting for Metallica tickets when I was younger. Had that chick screamin bloody ****in murder at like 3am while a bunch of metalheads, no less rabid than I, tailgated and had donut contests in the parking lot right below us. I remember that while I was up there railin her, someone spun outta control and hit one of those concrete-base lightposts. It was kinda sweet to be screwin on a roof, drunk off So Co, and at the scene of a one-man car accident all at once.

Originally posted by Mouse
Bottom line, bacardi 151 dark is some wicked ****, .. I’m not going to be drinking that **** again anytime soon!!!!

haha! toldja so!! evil **** man.