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Allison
06-23-2003, 10:55 AM
Check your private messages ,lamer.

The Ensanity
06-23-2003, 11:12 AM
He will.

VulgarTheClown
06-23-2003, 12:20 PM
in da butt!

Magic Man
06-23-2003, 12:20 PM
vulgar, up already?

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 12:25 PM
Allison, why don't you ever PM me anymore? )= I feel so unloved.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 12:25 PM
My head feels like sandpaper.. i need to shave it when I get home again.

Allison
06-23-2003, 12:26 PM
You get mad when I talk about being hungry.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 12:28 PM
Damnit when I say I'm horny I don't want to hear bout your damn pizza.. tell me how'd you'd open up my zipper with your teeth, and how you'd grasp the back of my neck as I grabbed your ass and ****ed you up against the wall.. but no.. PIZZA PIZZA IM HUNGRY BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! damnit woman, i have too much testosterone to talk about the ****ing pizza.. SEX ORGASM SCREAM FOR ME *****!!!!!

Allison
06-23-2003, 12:29 PM
See!!??


Sometimes, I just want pizza.

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:31 PM
is the font here different now ??

something is different.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 12:31 PM
I'm not a mean man. I'm a man of peace and love. But when a woman talks about pizza when I'm standing there heaving in anticipation to take her like a wild animal, I GET KINDA EDGY!!!

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:33 PM
just be glad women will talk to you about something while you're heaving in anticipation for wild sex. i'd probably get the police called on me.

Allison
06-23-2003, 12:34 PM
Take me via private message?

There's my point. Talk all day about it from california. Meanwhile, the pizza is right in front of me and I can actually touch it.

Which will I go for.

Food.

The Mouse
06-23-2003, 12:37 PM
I'm gunna go run a knife through my eye ball. I'm outta this thread.

Allison
06-23-2003, 12:38 PM
OK. I'm going to eat lunch.

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:38 PM
stab me next..i blew the biggest opportunity with the love of my life at the elevator. i'll never forget this.

VulgarTheClown
06-23-2003, 12:42 PM
cesaro, i do not understand what you talk about. explain

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:45 PM
Oh
my Japanese boy
ooh
I miss my Japanese boy.

People ask about him every day
oh oh
oh oh.
Don't know what to tell them
what can I say? Oh oh
oh
If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation
that's all.
It would stop me climbing the wall. -
It's breaking up the happy home.


Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? . . .
Was it something I've said or done

That made him pack his bags up and run? . . .
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy.
I woke up once morning and my love was gone

Carlao
06-23-2003, 12:47 PM
That is right tards back off she PM me and not you!!!!

By the way if use pizza flavored lotion every morning.

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:48 PM
she PMed me once.

hey, what was that japanese guy's name carlao?

oh btw, i'm the gay guy who was reading cosmos in the hotel room.

VulgarTheClown
06-23-2003, 12:51 PM
HAHAHAH you read cosmo!

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:52 PM
yeah, i was reading cosmo and oprah's magazine that night.

Carlao
06-23-2003, 12:54 PM
Ha, ha, ha!!!

The jap guy s Keigo something. Hey used to have a Judo school in Japan and moved here about 6 months ago. He now trains with Seth Petrucelli in Cape Coral, Fl!

The Ensanity
06-23-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
yeah, i was reading cosmo and oprah's magazine that night. Cakeboy

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:58 PM
cheesecake is nice...

Allison
06-23-2003, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Cesaro
Oh
my Japanese boy
ooh
I miss my Japanese boy.

People ask about him every day
oh oh
oh oh.
Don't know what to tell them
what can I say? Oh oh
oh
If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation
that's all.
It would stop me climbing the wall. -
It's breaking up the happy home.


Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? . . .
Was it something I've said or done

That made him pack his bags up and run? . . .
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy.
I woke up once morning and my love was gone


You, sir, are pure genius.

Prince
06-23-2003, 12:59 PM
i knew someone would like it.