I cant believe you got a speeding ticket. You're a mad man. How much was it for?

doing 87 in a 70.

its $150..i guess i'll mail the thing in.

i suck..i should have just stayed in florida last night. my stupid ass even saw the cop, i think i accelerated as i passed him.

cruise control was set to 65 and i stayed in the middle lane for the next 4 hours.

Holy ****!! You were doing 87!!???

yes..i had the inspiration after seeing you in action then the next thing i know i'm sitting on the shoulder with a massive ****ing light shined in my **** from his car.

so i return to my grandma driving ways.

Thats still not as bad as dropping your wallet in the crapper

i going up 77 and a huge mosquito is in my car, i'm swatting at it like **** and i glance up and see my exit.

i slam the brakes like a ****ing idiot(i probably could have just made a late turn and started slowing down and still get on as opposed to coming to a dead stop in the middle of an interstate), my tires are squealing, **** is smelling like it caught on fire..i actually backed down the interstate like 100 feet to get on my exit.

i almost hit a deer going up SC-5 15 minutes later.

Cesaro, are you related to Ziggy?

Good Lord. Sounds like a nice drive.

no relation to ziggy, but i'm pretty sure my brain only functions at 12%.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Good Lord. Sounds like a nice drive.

next time i'm taking some form of mass transportation. no matter how scary planes are they can't be as bad as me trying to drive.

take the train

Trains rule

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/war/skull****.gif

...is this okay to post?

Yeah, and you can post that other picture now too. Just don't over do it LOL

the drive to fla. wasn't so bad, but the drive back was one of the most painful things i've ever experienced in my life. it was 100% punishment the whole way.

it's up there with the time i naired my balls.

Originally posted by Creed
take the train

Trains rule


I dont know about that.

i don't think i even listened to any music after i got the speeding ticket. that ****ing sucked.

it was elton john the whole way(the way you look tonight was the song playing when i got pulled over) until that happened.

You should have flirted with the cop.

i don't know how to flirt.

ask Allison

She flirts with me all the time

Pretend he was the Japanese guy from NAGA.

Originally posted by Creed
ask Allison

She flirts with me all the time

If you consider my wishing for your demise to be flirting, then yes. I flirt all the time with you.

i wanted to talk to that guy so bad..remember how close he was to us putting on his knee brace? and he was sitting near us..he was a god.

so i should have told the cop i wanted him to die?

LOL!!!!

And he passed you in the elevator. I bet you could strangle yourself for missing that.

yeah, i was considering asking you to punch me in the throat.

Originally posted by Cesaro
so i should have told the cop i wanted him to die?

No, thats Creed's interpretation.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
If you consider my wishing for your demise to be flirting, then yes. I flirt all the time with you.

I love you too baby

Originally posted by Cesaro
so i should have told the cop i wanted him to die?

Yes, its considered playful

I'll take the #2 Chicken McNasty. Extra onions. No pickles, ***.

conversation with cop:

cop taps on window, i roll(edit: actually i held the button and it went down) it down

cop: SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING THIS MORNING
me: HOME
cop: ANY CERTAIN TIME YOU HAVE TO BE THERE
me: NO
cop: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING WHEN YOU PASSED ME
me: NO
cop: 87
me: OH
cop: DO YOU KNOW THE SPEED LIMIT HERE
me: 70
cop: YEAH..I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET HOME BUT THAT'S A LITTLE TOO QUICK..GIVE ME A MINUTE AND YOU'LL BE BACK ON THE ROAD.

so at that time i was thinking he was just going to give me a warning or something..but hell ****ing no.

he comes back with that mother****er talking about $150, cashiers check, 4 points on the insurance, and if i have any other questions.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I'll take the #2 Chicken McNasty. Extra onions. No pickles, ***.

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i couldn't believe you did that yesterday

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I'll take the #2 Chicken McNasty. Extra onions. No pickles, ***.

How about I just give you a face full of mayo? I haven't jerked off in a week, that should be enough to cover your forehead

Was it in NC? I got a bad ticket going through there one time. i think you only get 30 days to pay it there, so dont stall.

you know i'll stall, i only have a month.

it was in georgia, like 10 miles from where i had to get off of i-95 at to get on I-26.

I thought being from another state that you don't have to pay the ticket

i wish. i hope georgia dies.

Originally posted by Creed
I thought being from another state that you don't have to pay the ticket

****ing Canadians.

put up the pic of the nova lady first chance you get.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
****ing Canadians.

Thats the way it works here. Between that, quality education and free health care.....I can see why you dislike us

I wont have it today, but I will.

and a picture of that japanese guy too, please. he'will be my desktop picture.

i just noticed you changed your signature as well

i think i'm a ****ing idiot

my ticket says St. George, SC

not in Georgia

I think you are,too.

we both know there is no difference between NC, SC, and GA.

and we'll both just pretend that when i kept talking on the cell phone for like a minute after it kept hitting no service areas that i was only pretending. yeah..i was only pretending.

or i forgot all of my stuff except a wrinkled shirt on purpose..forgetting all of my **** was intentional.

LOL!!!!!!I do the same thing with the cell phone, at least. I'll get cut off and keep talking for like 10 minutes.

"don't forget your stuff"
>i won't

there we are riding down i-95 with a balled up shirt by my feet. i suck.

Yes. Thats all he brought for the whole weekend. 1 balled up white t shirt.

i'm a minimalist.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm a minimalist. No, youre a nasty ******.

oh well, it doesn't matter.

i got to sit next to god himself while he put on a knee brace, witnessed the ordering of a chicken mcnasty, took a picture of a lady in a ****box with a mullet.

Originally posted by Cesaro
oh well, it doesn't matter.

i got to sit next to god himself while he put on a knee brace, witnessed the ordering of a chicken mcnasty, took a picture of a lady in a ****box with a mullet. :?:


I really need to start reading WHOLE threads.

I just saw the BEST mullet at Firehouse Subs.

such a shame i missed it.

did you touch it?

Did you see any flying gogoplatas at NAGA?

it was boring for the most part

Where are you Allison?

so like, now i'm confused.

Allison is so lovely :)

Sorry, that was my receptionist posting under my name at her computer. Magic, I heart you. But not your mustache.

YOU GOT A ****ING BULLET IN YOUR HEAD..JUST VICTIMS OF THE INHOUSE DRIVE-BY!!

I think I might go back to sleep. i didn't go sleep until 4am ajnd got up at 9. FOFIFJIOFSDJ

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Sorry, that was my receptionist posting under my name at her computer. Magic, I heart you. But not your mustache.

I already shaved it off, I now have under chin fluff.

i have **** that grows in patches in various spots where the skin is still able to grow hair.

Hair is not good!

carlao would be correct.

**** hair.

Originally posted by Creed
I thought being from another state that you don't have to pay the ticket

I don't belive you exactly have to, but if you are planning on going through Georgia again, i would pay it.

what if i never paid it? what do you think would happen?

**** I took my car to 140MPH on a 65MPH freeway.

:)

**** all of you. i hate you all

Nothing Cesaro. I believe you get a warrant out for your arrest in Georgia, and thats it. don't quote me on that tho.

but like i said, if you are planning on going to FL again, i would pay the ticket bro

Originally posted by Tom
I don't belive you exactly have to, but if you are planning on going through Georgia again, i would pay it.

Correct!

thanks buddy.

Originally posted by Cesaro
what if i never paid it? what do you think would happen?

They will issue a warrant for your arrest. Any time you get stopped they will run your license and if you are with in the area they are willing to travel to pick you up you will go to jail. If not then you will have to sit there in hand cuffs until they call the county you got the ticket in and wait up to an hour to see if they will come get you. It doesn't matter what state you're in either.

it looks like i'll be paying the ticket

You sure Curly?

100% sure.

I do not think all States work together, Example: A friend of mine is from Texas, he has lots of warrents for all types of things, He just got pulled over in Michigan for 15 over in a construction zone. all he gat was a ticket.

I may have a warrant out for me. Pretty cool huh?

Some ticket I haven't paid or some **** but I have called time and time again to find out wht the **** I owe but they give me the run around. So when the cops come for me I will give them the run around right back at them.

I am pretty sure I owe the courts like $200. It ain't **** but I do not have the time to spend all day in line at a ****ing court house. They better suck my dick before I do that. Really **** them. I just don't care.

Originally posted by Bzob
I do not think all States work together, Example: A friend of mine is from Texas, he has lots of warrents for all types of things, He just got pulled over in Michigan for 15 over in a construction zone. all he gat was a ticket.

That's what i thought buddy.

Curly doesn't know ****

Originally posted by Bzob
I do not think all States work together, Example: A friend of mine is from Texas, he has lots of warrents for all types of things, He just got pulled over in Michigan for 15 over in a construction zone. all he gat was a ticket.

The are linked nationally. I know this for a fact. If the warrant isn't for anything severe they won't come pick you up. They aren't going to fly from Texas to Michigan to pick up someone for a traffic ticket. They can make you sit and wait while someone contacts the county you got the ticket in to verify that they aren't going to come get you. That can take up to an hour. Also sometimes the system goes down (it is ran by computers) so they can't run your license.

Don't pay the ****in ticket I don't care.

I thought they were linked by secret underground tunnels....

No one cares... :(

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Don't pay the ****in ticket I don't care.

I sense anger.

I don't like being called a liar

I'm not calling you a liar, or anything. I am just having a little discussion through the internet. Like i said, "don't quote me on this," i don't know for sure. I am just stating what i think but like you said, you know for sure, so i would pay the ticket. Either way i would

now you want to talk down to me

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HAHAHAHAHA "I am just having a little discussion through the internet" HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I may have a warrant out for me. Pretty cool huh?

Some ticket I haven't paid or some **** but I have called time and time again to find out wht the **** I owe but they give me the run around. So when the cops come for me I will give them the run around right back at them.

I am pretty sure I owe the courts like $200. It ain't **** but I do not have the time to spend all day in line at a ****ing court house. They better suck my dick before I do that. Really **** them. I just don't care.


Translation: I'm sorry officer, I really have been trying to take care of those fines. I'll stop by the courthouse tomorrow and take care of it.

robertvanhamme: HHAHAAHAHAH
robertvanhamme: Don't pay the ****in ticket I don't care.


robertvanhamme: LMAO
crlygracie: i had him going
robertvanhamme: I can not stop laughing

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CHICKEN MCNASTY PLEASE

that was the greatest thing ever

Hello.

hi

can i have a chicken mcnasty please?

mmmmmmmmmmm, Nasty

Who was this asian guy at NAGA?

And why did u wana talk to him?

i'm not sure who he is..he had a judo school in japan. he moved here now and was in NAGA, he is awesome.

u wanated to **** him?

maybe

you queer Cesaro?

i could be for that guy

I am the same way for Howie Long.

i would marry my japanese boy.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i would marry my japanese boy. I hope you get herpes thats carring AIDS and SARS