VulgarTheClown
06-22-2003, 08:12 PM
If there is one thing in life that I am its consistant.
I'm always on time, I never lie and i think something new might have been added.
That would be placng 3rd and babye that i will never lose to a sub but will always win by them.
So I went to the tournie today with no expectations. I actually expacted to get Gi choked in like 5 sec.
I was semi nervous,
I get out on the mat and my opponent had just gotten off the podium for winning a silver in the masters or something.
he comes over we shake and go at it.
I hop guard but get one of my feet caught and he passes. he sits in side mount for a bid goes to 100 kilos whatever goes for americana NO i roll to my knees grab his pants put him on his backand as soon as that he is tapping my americana. OWNED
next i gotta fight the same dude i lost to yesterday. no big thing. I hop guard again and again got my foot caught (mabye i should stop hoppin guard) he passes and sits in 100 kilos for 4 min.
he told me afterward the way i handled his submissions yesterday he wasn't gonna risk it cause he would have lost.
the ruf should have stood us up for him stalling but oh well.
then i fight again for 3rd place this time
we grip up i do some foot sweeps he does some foot sweepsand i go for a big foot sweep he keeps his balance and in turn tries to hip throw me. BIG MISTAKE!
I bodylock and step behind him. let me ask you who can spell suplex? this 256lbs kid goes up. WAY UP and down REAL HARD. my 220lbs ass SLAMMED this big dude like he aint ****. i imediately take side controll and work for yet another americana. it was a no go, i go to knee on stomach but he rolls, so i take his back and try to gi choke himit would have worked but he rolled again and i take mount, edson starts yellin at me about gi chokes, ben says **** gi chokes they are gay. i notice my hand placement and see my oportunity and i do a picture perfect armbar. he taps. owned.
i take 3rd place yet again.
I say **** points go for the sub.
i lose to ******* to scared to make moves on points and i own with the submission.
******* = owned.
Ben's records:
submission - 1-2-0
BJJ - 2-1-0
NAGA = Pwn3D
I'm always on time, I never lie and i think something new might have been added.
That would be placng 3rd and babye that i will never lose to a sub but will always win by them.
So I went to the tournie today with no expectations. I actually expacted to get Gi choked in like 5 sec.
I was semi nervous,
I get out on the mat and my opponent had just gotten off the podium for winning a silver in the masters or something.
he comes over we shake and go at it.
I hop guard but get one of my feet caught and he passes. he sits in side mount for a bid goes to 100 kilos whatever goes for americana NO i roll to my knees grab his pants put him on his backand as soon as that he is tapping my americana. OWNED
next i gotta fight the same dude i lost to yesterday. no big thing. I hop guard again and again got my foot caught (mabye i should stop hoppin guard) he passes and sits in 100 kilos for 4 min.
he told me afterward the way i handled his submissions yesterday he wasn't gonna risk it cause he would have lost.
the ruf should have stood us up for him stalling but oh well.
then i fight again for 3rd place this time
we grip up i do some foot sweeps he does some foot sweepsand i go for a big foot sweep he keeps his balance and in turn tries to hip throw me. BIG MISTAKE!
I bodylock and step behind him. let me ask you who can spell suplex? this 256lbs kid goes up. WAY UP and down REAL HARD. my 220lbs ass SLAMMED this big dude like he aint ****. i imediately take side controll and work for yet another americana. it was a no go, i go to knee on stomach but he rolls, so i take his back and try to gi choke himit would have worked but he rolled again and i take mount, edson starts yellin at me about gi chokes, ben says **** gi chokes they are gay. i notice my hand placement and see my oportunity and i do a picture perfect armbar. he taps. owned.
i take 3rd place yet again.
I say **** points go for the sub.
i lose to ******* to scared to make moves on points and i own with the submission.
******* = owned.
Ben's records:
submission - 1-2-0
BJJ - 2-1-0
NAGA = Pwn3D