VulgarTheClown
06-21-2003, 06:47 PM
NAGA for today = NO-GI
I get there at 10:45am to weigh in when i hear if your fighting at the end of the day don't worry you can weigh in later.
I walk around and watch my teammates fight (there are alot of them)
at 5:30pm I get called to fight.
Match 1
Super Heavy (215+) Beginner Division
Ben Stark vs. Some dude who defected from Cuba to Barcelona at some kiyak competition (the truth he told me)
He is much stronger than me, He shoots i try to grab guard on the way down he brushes past it and takes side. he sits in side. and sits. and sits some more. he goes to 100 kilos (North/South) and sits some more, the whole time i got my arm trapped TIGHT. Edson is yelling for me to use my arm I CAN"T USE AN ARM THATS ****ING TRAPPED! Cuban guy tries for armbar.
let me tell you something YOU CANNOT ****ING TAP ME! I DO NOT GIVE A **** WHO YOU ARE IF YOU ARE NOT A LEGIT BJJ BLACK BELT YOU CANNOT ****ING TAP BEN ****ING STARK **** YOU! Pwn3d!
I get out of armbar and scramble to take top i get top and as i'm about to settle and get my pass points i get swept. (props) I cannot work from the side or 100 kilos so i give up mount.
AHAHHAHA **** YOU TAKE MY MOUNT GET YOUR 4 POINT **** YOU! YOU GOT NOTHING! Own#D!
I knwo your thinking "Ben why give up mount??" Ben escapes mount with EASE let me reiterate that for you EASE! Mount = NOTHING. You got mount on Ben YOU GOT NOTHING! **** YOU!
I reverse his mount using the out the back door technique i explained in this thread (http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9887) and come upi snatch a heel hook! WHAT DO YOU SAY? FROM BEING MOUNTED TO HAVING A HEEL HOOK! YES I SAID THAT! **** YOU! OWNED! i see an open foot and let a mediocer heel hook go and grab a toe hold, I snatch up the toe hold i start to crank I pull it to my chest for more leverage TIME! **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!
Ben loses on points. Ben = pwn3d!!!11111oneoneoneoneoneone
I was so pissed i almost left! I was nearly in tears i was so mad at myself. I decided to stick around in case they have me fight for 3rd/4th.
I get called up to fight for 3rd/4th place.
Ben is mad. Ben's opponent = PWN3D!
I get in the ring with some white dude.
they say go. BEN GOES! I grab wrist switch to arm drag grab a single. he hips out body lock and trip Ben is in 1/2 guard top.
I bounce a bit and pass 1/2 guard to mount. pwned.
from here i work a bit of americana I hear Carlos off in the corner (the new guy on the forum) he tells me switch to knee on stomach.
I switch. owned, Carlos yells go to 100 kilos. I switch. owned. go to side. i switch. owned. i go back to mount. owned
the dude starts tryin to buck me off that ****s a no go. owned. I could have gone to armbar from mount or from knee on stomach but i was so nervous from just losing i was lose on capitalizing my openings.
I won on points.
I hate point fighting.
i took 3rd.
I get there at 10:45am to weigh in when i hear if your fighting at the end of the day don't worry you can weigh in later.
I walk around and watch my teammates fight (there are alot of them)
at 5:30pm I get called to fight.
Match 1
Super Heavy (215+) Beginner Division
Ben Stark vs. Some dude who defected from Cuba to Barcelona at some kiyak competition (the truth he told me)
He is much stronger than me, He shoots i try to grab guard on the way down he brushes past it and takes side. he sits in side. and sits. and sits some more. he goes to 100 kilos (North/South) and sits some more, the whole time i got my arm trapped TIGHT. Edson is yelling for me to use my arm I CAN"T USE AN ARM THATS ****ING TRAPPED! Cuban guy tries for armbar.
let me tell you something YOU CANNOT ****ING TAP ME! I DO NOT GIVE A **** WHO YOU ARE IF YOU ARE NOT A LEGIT BJJ BLACK BELT YOU CANNOT ****ING TAP BEN ****ING STARK **** YOU! Pwn3d!
I get out of armbar and scramble to take top i get top and as i'm about to settle and get my pass points i get swept. (props) I cannot work from the side or 100 kilos so i give up mount.
AHAHHAHA **** YOU TAKE MY MOUNT GET YOUR 4 POINT **** YOU! YOU GOT NOTHING! Own#D!
I knwo your thinking "Ben why give up mount??" Ben escapes mount with EASE let me reiterate that for you EASE! Mount = NOTHING. You got mount on Ben YOU GOT NOTHING! **** YOU!
I reverse his mount using the out the back door technique i explained in this thread (http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9887) and come upi snatch a heel hook! WHAT DO YOU SAY? FROM BEING MOUNTED TO HAVING A HEEL HOOK! YES I SAID THAT! **** YOU! OWNED! i see an open foot and let a mediocer heel hook go and grab a toe hold, I snatch up the toe hold i start to crank I pull it to my chest for more leverage TIME! **** **** **** **** **** **** ****!
Ben loses on points. Ben = pwn3d!!!11111oneoneoneoneoneone
I was so pissed i almost left! I was nearly in tears i was so mad at myself. I decided to stick around in case they have me fight for 3rd/4th.
I get called up to fight for 3rd/4th place.
Ben is mad. Ben's opponent = PWN3D!
I get in the ring with some white dude.
they say go. BEN GOES! I grab wrist switch to arm drag grab a single. he hips out body lock and trip Ben is in 1/2 guard top.
I bounce a bit and pass 1/2 guard to mount. pwned.
from here i work a bit of americana I hear Carlos off in the corner (the new guy on the forum) he tells me switch to knee on stomach.
I switch. owned, Carlos yells go to 100 kilos. I switch. owned. go to side. i switch. owned. i go back to mount. owned
the dude starts tryin to buck me off that ****s a no go. owned. I could have gone to armbar from mount or from knee on stomach but i was so nervous from just losing i was lose on capitalizing my openings.
I won on points.
I hate point fighting.
i took 3rd.