Tom
06-21-2003, 10:27 AM
This is in the new issue of Maxim.
A little girl gets in a terrible car accident and loses her sight. She asks her mother, "Mommy, do you think i will ever be able to see again?"
Yes, honey. replies her mother. "The doctor said it's temporary/ In the morning we'll go to the drugstore for the special cream for your eyes that'll let you see again."
The little girl is so excited she can barely fall asleep. The next morning she kips all the way to the store, where her mother buys the cream.
That evening the mother rubs on the cream, wraps a bandage around her daughter's eyes, and puts her in bed.
The following morning the little girl wakes up early and runs into her mother's bedroom.
"Quick,mommy." she shouts excitedly. "Take off the bandages so i can see again."
The mother unwinds the bandages and pulls them off.
"oh, no." the girl cries in disappointment. "I still can't see
" i know dear, says her mother. "April Fools."!
A little girl gets in a terrible car accident and loses her sight. She asks her mother, "Mommy, do you think i will ever be able to see again?"
Yes, honey. replies her mother. "The doctor said it's temporary/ In the morning we'll go to the drugstore for the special cream for your eyes that'll let you see again."
The little girl is so excited she can barely fall asleep. The next morning she kips all the way to the store, where her mother buys the cream.
That evening the mother rubs on the cream, wraps a bandage around her daughter's eyes, and puts her in bed.
The following morning the little girl wakes up early and runs into her mother's bedroom.
"Quick,mommy." she shouts excitedly. "Take off the bandages so i can see again."
The mother unwinds the bandages and pulls them off.
"oh, no." the girl cries in disappointment. "I still can't see
" i know dear, says her mother. "April Fools."!