:lovers:

month and a half

3 weeks...but that should be resolved this weekened.

last time i was in a relationship.... about 6-8 months

yesterday

I win

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
last time i was in a relationship.... about 6-8 months *Biting tongue*

VTC, we are gettin hoes when you come out here

alright, but i have a mental block when it comes to just spankin sluts

July 4th, 2002. i think i got all you beat, lol.

Ben, she's giving you the eye.

http://www.fave.ca/i15/b/p000s014parrot.jpg

you do you do

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
alright, but i have a mental block when it comes to just spankin sluts just do it

i would kill your pet if i got near it

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
July 4th, 2002. i think i got all you beat, lol. holy ****...why?

Originally posted by The Ensanity
just do it

i would love to be able to

but its quite hard when your moral fiber was founded on a night you ate 20 liquid hits of acid

that **** gets ingrained in your head

that and i worry about lettin a ***** down even if its only a 1 night stand

Lastnight- I broke my wife off something fierce

Threads with this topic "When was the last time u got laid? " always turn out to be so sad.

Originally posted by Wushu
Lastnight- I broke my wife off something fierce hahahhahahhahhahhahhaha


lmao



hahahhaahahhahahhahaha

I want to get in her butt though...let a playa play, ****!

lol @ wushu breakin his wife off

hahahahahahahahahaahahaha

I got laid like a week ago by that hoe with the titties. Yes indeed.

Wait, was that a week ago?

It was the hoe I met at Jamba Juice.

Oh wait, no, I been laid since then.

Own3d.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Wait, was that a week ago?

It was the hoe I met at Jamba Juice. LOL, I want to bone this chick that works at Jamba juice too. I try to sound sexy when i order my peach passion

Ghost is a man ho

sometime last month.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
holy ****...why?

i dont like giving myself the chance to catch an STD or get a woman pregnant. Its a chance I just can't take, and the chance is there. I would'nt mind some "in-house", but women are evil, decietful, and just plain ol' wrong. 95% of them are skanless as hell and i just dont trust em for ****.

If i sleep around, or have a one night stand... i just dont feel right. its all good at the moment, then i end up hating them or laughing at them after the session and feel sick to my stomach. there are only 2 girls i slept with that did'nt leave me feeling sick to my stomach that i was able to **** over and over... and both of them were girlfriends. i don't know, i'm not a male-whore and just can't **** just any chick. weird.... i know.

ever since the first time i got tested for STD's... wondering if i could have something just killed me inside. after getting tested every 6 months, i feel more confident about NOT being a walking case of disease. i like it that way. i can go to sleep better at night. ,It is a possiblity and its just one i ain't ready to handle. everyone ****s everyone and "it aint gonna happen to me" is just a bull**** quote most popularly used.

i'll find a good girl someday.... hopefully soon. or maybe i'll just get drunk and bring one home, lol..... regardless, it just ain't my thing.

couple weeks ago

im a virgin

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
im a virgin

you got 2 kids and your name ain't "MARY".

so what, im a born again virgin, after 2 kids i learn sex is evil

lol

who the **** is mary???? you could have at least said im no mother teresa

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
im a virgin

if my sister posted on the same site as me then she'd better say the same damn thing too.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
who the **** is mary???? you could have at least said im no mother teresa

o **** you are stupider than you look.

VIRGIN MARY, dumbass.

I think the gig was up to ghost when he recieved niece and nephews.

2 hours ago

Curly wins. what did you go home for lunch?

you know what dogg you get on my nerves,you are a stupid little ***** that talks to much ****, shut your face already, and be gone dummie.

I work at home half the week and out the rest. Like between 2-3 days a week. So when the kids go out to play I can sneak in and get a little......You know how sexy a woman is vacuuming in her sweat pants and t-shirt is

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
you know what dogg you get on my nerves,you are a stupid little ***** that talks to much ****, shut your face already, and be gone dummie.

Like mom used to say.......they wouldn't pick on you as much if you just ignored them

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
you know what dogg you get on my nerves,you are a stupid little ***** that talks to much ****, shut your face already, and be gone dummie.

and so it begins....

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
you know what dogg you get on my nerves,you are a stupid little ***** that talks to much ****, shut your face already, and be gone dummie.

and you know what!!!! its the internet, kimme, get a grip on your emotions. so i call you a dumbass. its love. but just because you might feel a little stupid coz you didnt get my post..... it does'nt mean you gotta get all huffy and puffy with me.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I work at home half the week and out the rest. Like between 2-3 days a week. So when the kids go out to play I can sneak in and get a little......You know how sexy a woman is vacuuming in her sweat pants and t-shirt is

I dont actually but I sitll have alot of living to do.

blablablablablablablablablabla,

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I dont actually but I sitll have alot of living to do.

It looks like 2 Adams wrestling under a blanket

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
blablablablablablablablablabla,

talk about annoying.



you just made this forum boring. late.

what a mental picture.

well it worked, got rid of you!woooohoooooooooooooo

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
well it worked, got rid of you!woooohoooooooooooooo


but just like ring worm....he'll be back

About three weeks ago :(

crying.

Gman, after your fight me and Javi will find you some skanks

woo hoo skanks Yeah I'm going to do it with some skanks. I can tell them all about my smother technique and see if their down.

a little over a year ago

Satan's a pimp

Originally posted by Bzob
yesterday

Tie for first

YAY I was balls deep, was Wushu?

Originally posted by Bzob
YAY I was balls deep, was Wushu?

I had to strap a board to my ass so I wouldn't fall in.......very classy girl.......one to bring home to mom.

Wow thats rough.

Tanner should have stuck it in her pooper

I went down to munch but I thought I saw Wushu in there........o, I backed off.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d830b3127cce890e1bae8fed0000001610

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:lol1: :lol2: :lol3: :lol1: :lol2: :lol3:

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d830b3127cce890e1bae8fed0000001610

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:lol1: :lol2: :lol3: :lol1: :lol2: :lol3:


That is Tanners I 'm going to munch face

That's the face needed when diving head first into something that smells and tastes like a fish factory. I HATE munching.

I love munching when it's clean and shaved.

Otherwise, **** that. One of my ex's didn't heed this... I left her only a few short days later.

so guys, has the herpes came back on your mouth yet or are you still refering to those as "kanker sores"?

might as well "munch" on ass you sick ****s! you talk with that ****in mouth, you eat with that mouth! you guys go using it like its a dildo or something.

Vagina taste like heaven made flesh and wet.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
so guys, has the herpes came back on your mouth yet or are you still refering to those as "kanker sores"?

might as well "munch" on ass you sick ****s! you talk with that ****in mouth, you eat with that mouth! you guys go using it like its a dildo or something.

Just imagine how many time you've passed your bong to someone who was eating ass or dirty box the night or just hours before..........yeah, that weed tasted a little different I bet.

Munching is good...especially if you're going to get a red wing out of it

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
Just imagine how many time you've passed your bong to someone who was eating ass or dirty box the night or just hours before..........yeah, that weed tasted a little different I bet.



:?:

hahahhahahahahhaa

as long as it's the right box and the right girl, i ****in LOVE eating *****.

Originally posted by Purity
as long as it's the right box and the right girl, i ****in LOVE eating *****.

someone else who does'nt believe in getting herpes... o sorry guys.... i meant "kanker sores".

right box, right girl.... mmmmm. purity, very well said.

hahahhahahahaahhahahahahaa you guys are ****ing nasty!!

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
someone else who does'nt believe in getting herpes... o sorry guys.... i meant "kanker sores".

right box, right girl.... mmmmm. purity, very well said. Youre just afraid of eating *****, b/c it can eat you...you can get herpes with a condom on...So if you are going to do her...go all out(but not on total sluts, thats a nono)

**** guys.......I could never get into it......with ANY GIRL I've ever been with. I would do it from time to time just cause I know how much they liked it...............it just sucks. It doesn't matter how hot or ugly a girl is.........that ***** could be the worst tasting and smelling awfulness this tongue and nose could ever experience.

I don't eat ***** period. I'll only do it if it's my girlfriend for a while. Can't get into it.

wuss

I am a queer. SOrry Ruff

It's ok you can change unlike Ben who has it balls deep in him already.

Yesterday afternoon.

I love eating ***** especially when the girl's sitting on your face

I got some 69 action yesterday afternoon, that's the best. I went for the ass on Monday or Tuesday but got shut down after the initial ok.

i don't really do it for the taste. i mean i have to be REALLY in it for me to actually enjoy the taste.
i just love tugging on her clit while slowly finger ****ing her and everytime she starts rocking her hips faster then i'm gonna lag for about a minute in matching her speed. that way she's practically begging for it everytime. doesn't always work but when it does....DAMN it's good!!!

Damn this is a long thread...I'm a I'm too big of a lazy ass to read it all..

A few days ago...

I'm still winning