Was just searching through some old threads and saw the bank of limey, what ever happened to it, to make you close it down? Will it ever come back?

It will never be back

You see some posters manipulated the points system, and everyone had billions. The Bank of Limey was a way to increase interest.

How did it work and what was it? i think we should start it again

That was the day the dream died and boxingscene's trousersnake has remained flaccid ever since.

The Bank of Limey was a great institution. Huge fortunes were made by the investors and the owners bathed in a sea of points that stretched from NSB to the thunderdome.

Alas, the bank will be never be reborn, for points are worthless now.

Theres a lot of things I miss about BS back then, not sure why I come on anymore to be honest, its like a ****in tooth ache you just have to keep prodding the bastard.

Theres a lot of things I miss about BS back then, not sure why I come on anymore to be honest, its like a ****in tooth ache you just have to keep prodding the bastard.

When Liverpool clinch the final four this evening, you can bump the thread and we talk about Rafa Benitez and Fernando Torres for the next six weeks. Okay?

Theres a lot of things I miss about BS back then, not sure why I come on anymore to be honest, its like a ****in tooth ache you just have to keep prodding the bastard.

It's been like that for a while now aint it. It used to be a laugh, but it's just a bit **** now.

A couple of Stellas in yer system and the days of old can be reborn. I was actually thinking about this the other day. I was having a wank whilst watching a docu on teen prostitution, and I realised that the place has been going down hill since the disapearance of Matty.

There is a void of naivity and light hearted fun. Have a pint and think of Matty, a smile will soon overcome you.

Alan bless you Southpaw me dear. I've just cracked open another stella and I'm thinking of the animal semen guzzling prossie killer, and it all seems much brighter now.

May the bum boys enjoy threads filled with banter, beer and bum love once more :beerchug:

Alan bless you Southpaw me dear. I've just cracked open another stella and I'm thinking of the animal semen guzzling prossie killer, and it all seems much brighter now.

May the bum boys enjoy threads filled with banter, beer and bum love once more :beerchug:

**** Moses, I'm the saviour of the bum boy race.

Get that stella down yer, babes.

**** Moses, I'm the saviour of the bum boy race.

Get that stella down yer, babes.

You shall part the sea of white lightning and guide us through to an ocean of stella me darling.

You truly are the chosen bum boy :luvbed:

You shall part the sea of white lightning and guide us through to an ocean of stella me darling.

You truly are the chosen bum boy :luvbed:

We might have to stop on the sea bed for a bit of bum fun. If the cunts following us catch up we'll just tell them to do one and fend them off with our mighty trousersnakes.

We might have to stop on the sea bed for a bit of bum fun. If the cunts following us catch up we'll just tell them to do one and fend them off with our mighty trousersnakes.

A thrust from our beef bayonets and they'll be diving under under piles of seaweed to avoid us. We'll see em off so we will, then engage in a wee bout of how's yer father before we wander off in search of the promised land of stella oceans and whisky rivers.

A thrust from our beef bayonets and they'll be diving under under piles of seaweed to avoid us. We'll see em off so we will, then engage in a wee bout of how's yer father before we wander off in search of the promised land of stella oceans and whisky rivers.

And we won't spend forty years looking for it either. We'll car pool and I'll get yer there in forty minutes tops. Including bathroom breaks.

Me > Moses

And we won't spend forty years looking for it either. We'll car pool and I'll get yer there in forty minutes tops. Including bathroom breaks.

Me > Moses

I must warn yer me dear, once I've had a few stellas I can piss for England, so maybe you should plan for a bit more time on the bathroom breaks, but bleeding ell southpaw, I reckon you'd show that Moses tart how to do it. He was a ****in' amateur compared to you so he was. Even that David fella couldn't do for you with his poxy slingshot. Goliath might be a big ponce that can't dodge a rock or two but not you southpaw. David would get crushed like a mere mortals skull who got headbutted by the Dosia.

A song to cheer you cunts up:

"Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beer"

Nothing can solve a problem like a beer
Never'll be a sorrow you can't drown
Nothing dissolves a problem like a beer
a Stella Artois, a Heinekin, a Crown

Most of the time the answer is a lager
Drown dilemmas with a pint of ale
so
when your team's been beat
your lover's indiscreet
your loony neighbour just broke out of jail...

Nothing'll solve the problem like a beer
well - nothing that you
don't have to inhale

At the fridge don't get confused
it don't matter which you choose
there's a million brands (but still barely enough)
work out how disturbed you feel
then just spin that amber wheel
maybe Carlsberg, maybe Kirin, maybe Duff

or - why not try a mix
of a randomly-picked six
say Fosters / Bock / Duff / Bud / Fudd / Lowenbrau
you'll be fine as they go in
then the room begins to spin
and your NEW problem is how to keep them down

But nothing'll fix that problem like a beer
wait til "intake 1" evacuates
Then perform the backfill with more beer
a Heinekin, a Tuborg, a Cascade

Beer can fix all medical conditions
cirrhosis? take eight pints and go to bed
but, if you don't need rest
head to Oktoberfest
ein stein and you'll be E-as-MC-squared

Nothing can solve a problem like a beer
Nothing can beat that
frothy foaming head

Now drink up cunts! :beerchug:

I must warn yer me dear, once I've had a few stellas I can piss for England, so maybe you should plan for a bit more time on the bathroom breaks, but bleeding ell southpaw, I reckon you'd show that Moses tart how to do it. He was a ****in' amateur compared to you so he was. Even that David fella couldn't do for you with his poxy slingshot. Goliath might be a big ponce that can't dodge a rock or two but not you southpaw. David would get crushed like a mere mortals skull who got headbutted by the Dosia.

Just piss out the window, babes. Anyone who isn't in the bum boy mobile deserves a good piss stain on their clothes.
And that David fella would get smacked into next week if he tried all that sling shot bull **** on me. Put the rock down son and lets fight man to man. Loser has to buy the next round of drinks.

A song to cheer you cunts up:

"Nothing'll Solve A Problem Like A Beer"

Nothing can solve a problem like a beer
Never'll be a sorrow you can't drown
Nothing dissolves a problem like a beer
a Stella Artois, a Heinekin, a Crown

Most of the time the answer is a lager
Drown dilemmas with a pint of ale
so
when your team's been beat
your lover's indiscreet
your loony neighbour just broke out of jail...

Nothing'll solve the problem like a beer
well - nothing that you
don't have to inhale

At the fridge don't get confused
it don't matter which you choose
there's a million brands (but still barely enough)
work out how disturbed you feel
then just spin that amber wheel
maybe Carlsberg, maybe Kirin, maybe Duff

or - why not try a mix
of a randomly-picked six
say Fosters / Bock / Duff / Bud / Fudd / Lowenbrau
you'll be fine as they go in
then the room begins to spin
and your NEW problem is how to keep them down

But nothing'll fix that problem like a beer
wait til "intake 1" evacuates
Then perform the backfill with more beer
a Heinekin, a Tuborg, a Cascade

Beer can fix all medical conditions
cirrhosis? take eight pints and go to bed
but, if you don't need rest
head to Oktoberfest
ein stein and you'll be E-as-MC-squared

Nothing can solve a problem like a beer
Nothing can beat that
frothy foaming head

Now drink up cunts! :beerchug:

Could be the new bum boy anthem.

Manutd son, yer right. Stella should be ****in' prescribed on the NHS for all sorts of bastard conditions. I reckon it'd even cure Hemroids, arthiritis and extreme cases of flatulence.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Manutd son, yer right. Stella should be ****in' prescribed on the NHS for all sorts of bastard conditions. I reckon it'd even cure Hemroids, arthiritis and extreme cases of flatulence.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

I'd go one step further, it should be fooking mandatory, all these counts on the anti-depressants give a fooking Stella and the World is their oyster.

Counts?, you see that's the Stella taking over straight away, Cunts i should of said.

"What's that son? Yer having trouble sleeping? I prescribe a pint of stella each night."

"What d'you say, yer depressed? Two pints of stella and a shot of whisky. That'll do the trick"

"Eh? Yer feeling suicidal? Bloody 'ell me lad, have 4 pints of stella, two shots of whisky and a wee bit of how's yer father with Southpaw Stinger each night. That'll sort yer out".


...and if the docs stuck to that regime the NHS would save billions each year so they would.

"What's that son? Yer having trouble sleeping? I prescribe a pint of stella each night."

"What d'you say, yer depressed? Two pints of stella and a shot of whisky. That'll do the trick"

"Eh? Yer feeling suicidal? Bloody 'ell me lad, have 4 pints of stella, two shots of whisky and a wee bit of how's yer father with Southpaw Stinger each night. That'll sort yer out".


...and if the docs stuck to that regime the NHS would save billions each year so they would.


:lol1: :lol1: :lol1:

Aye, if only those poor cunts in Bridge end (Or what ever the hell that morbid place is called) had the foresight to seek out a crate of Stella, that would give the sheep-shaggers something to live for.

I blame Gordon Brown and his cunting tax, gone are the days of every Friday night religious standing on street corners with a can of Stella in one hand a spliff in the tother. These days the poor cunts can only afford cider, its despicable i tell you.

Jesus, Mary and gap teeth ****ing Joseph, those bridgend cunts must never have discovered stella. They're living in the alcoholic dark ages, that's the problem with those suicidal slags.

Soon as Stella start exporting their glorious goods there they'll be right as rain.

Cunts.

I'm not sure those poor cunts have electricity and running water yet.

Well lets be honest, living in Wales is in enough to send any cunt under. Like Homer Simpson once said "Beer is the cause and solution to all lifes problems" although i am pretty sure that 1st sentence must definately be out of context.

When Liverpool clinch the final four this evening, you can bump the thread and we talk about Rafa Benitez and Fernando Torres for the next six weeks. Okay?

You were confident KJ but I like it, I miss Raging Bull for the footie discussions, there are some great posters left and new ones in that department but he was a good lad.

It's been like that for a while now aint it. It used to be a laugh, but it's just a bit **** now.

It still has its moments Hoffy but....I couldn't give it up now its like ****ing Syphilis, you cant quite get the bastard out of your system.

A couple of Stellas in yer system and the days of old can be reborn. I was actually thinking about this the other day. I was having a wank whilst watching a docu on teen prostitution, and I realised that the place has been going down hill since the disapearance of Matty.

There is a void of naivity and light hearted fun. Have a pint and think of Matty, a smile will soon overcome you.

Wasn't Matty in here the other day? Anyway how are you Southy my love, we haven't crossed paths in while?

Wasn't Matty in here the other day? Anyway how are you Southy my love, we haven't crossed paths in while?

We haven't crossed swords either. We need to sort that out immedietly :luvbed:

We haven't crossed swords either. We need to sort that out immedietly :luvbed:

Look forward to it. ;)