View Full Version : To the Jake, humbly and respectfully


Zen
06-20-2003, 02:17 AM
You have the absolute worst sig of all time. Owning people on the internet since 1994. The concept of "owning people on the internet" is horrible in itself. But when you take into consideration that you don't own your own scrotum, much less your life, it becomes twice as bad. It should read something along the lines of Owned by Arjukanpokarate since 2002, then it would at least be true. Please change it ASAP.

Magic Man
06-20-2003, 02:50 AM
since this thread is getting no love, I will give it some.

Curly Howard
06-20-2003, 02:52 AM
all I could think to post was OWNED!!!!!!! so I didn't

Magic Man
06-20-2003, 02:53 AM
curly, why do you have that Christmas tree ornament as an avatar?

Curly Howard
06-20-2003, 02:54 AM
cause I can

Zen
06-20-2003, 02:54 AM
Truth does not need love, truth only needs to be spoken and it shall stand on it's own merit.


God I'm gay sometimes.

Magic Man
06-20-2003, 03:00 AM
Truth does not need...blah blah blah. Booooring.

Next.

Zen
06-20-2003, 03:05 AM
This coming from the guy who talked about nothing but sex with dead people for about 6 weeks solid.

VulgarTheClown
06-20-2003, 03:13 AM
NECROPHELIA OWNS!

MM can you get me vids?

Magic Man
06-20-2003, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
NECROPHELIA OWNS!

MM can you get me vids?

sorry mate, if this necro thing catches on, it'll become commercialised and it just wont do it for me anymore. I wanna keep it mad ghetto, in the cemetaries and ****.

The Ensanity
06-20-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
You have the absolute worst sig of all time. Owning people on the internet since 1994. The concept of "owning people on the internet" is horrible in itself. But when you take into consideration that you don't own your own scrotum, much less your life, it becomes twice as bad. It should read something along the lines of Owned by Arjukanpokarate since 2002, then it would at least be true. Please change it ASAP. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

VulgarTheClown
06-20-2003, 12:41 PM
please MM.

just PM me some linkage.

GhosT^x0
06-20-2003, 12:48 PM
When you get own3d like this Jarrod, it really doesn't matter how long you've known about the internet, or when you started own1ng people.

DOGGx0
06-20-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
NECROPHELIA OWNS!

MM can you get me vids?

and you are jsut a dip****. dont make me get started on you again, clown. you come off like **** is preaty and you getting own3d is ****ed up, and we shouldnt do it. yet you want people ****ing dead bodies and ****. you just jump on every opportunity for attention dont ya?




Originally posted by Magic Man
Truth does not need...blah blah blah. Booooring.

Next.

stop sticking up for your australian friend, twiggy. if anything is boooooring its the annoying ass avatar you have, with that **** spining in circles. ****.

Mr. Beelzebub
06-20-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
You have the absolute worst sig of all time. Owning people on the internet since 1994. The concept of "owning people on the internet" is horrible in itself. But when you take into consideration that you don't own your own scrotum, much less your life, it becomes twice as bad. It should read something along the lines of Owned by Arjukanpokarate since 2002, then it would at least be true. Please change it ASAP.

:lol2: HOLY ****. Owned to the motha****ing third power.

DOGGx0
06-20-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
You have the absolute worst sig of all time. Owning people on the internet since 1994. The concept of "owning people on the internet" is horrible in itself. But when you take into consideration that you don't own your own scrotum, much less your life, it becomes twice as bad. It should read something along the lines of Owned by Arjukanpokarate since 2002, then it would at least be true. Please change it ASAP.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
When you get own3d like this Jarrod, it really doesn't matter how long you've known about the internet, or when you started own1ng people.

agreed.... 2 time. Me love you long time.

Zen
06-20-2003, 06:19 PM
TtT This thread must be seen by the Jake. I deem it my random act of kindness for this week.

The Jake
06-22-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by Zen420
God I'm gay sometimes.

Damn.

I didn't even have to post. You just owned yourself.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.
With a shotgun.
At point blank range.

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/pwned/bullet-pwned.jpg

That just takes the fun out of it.

- The Jake

Eyes Of The South
06-22-2003, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by The Jake
Damn.

I didn't even have to post. You just owned yourself.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.
With a shotgun.
At point blank range.

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/pwned/bullet-pwned.jpg

That just takes the fun out of it.

- The Jake


But isnt that a Desert Eagle .50?

The Jake
06-22-2003, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by DOWN
But isnt that a Desert Eagle .50?

The shotgun was a metaphour, dick.

- J.

Eyes Of The South
06-22-2003, 01:28 AM
Oh ok, Dick.

- D.

Stain
06-22-2003, 05:25 PM
hahahahahahahhaha

Eyes Of The South
06-22-2003, 05:34 PM
Thank you *bows* that is all

- D.

LukeDothSucketh
06-22-2003, 06:21 PM
I agree it should say "pwn3d", not "owned".

Zen
06-22-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by The Jake
Damn.

I didn't even have to post. You just owned yourself.

Like shooting fish in a barrel.
With a shotgun.
At point blank range.

http://members.optushome.com.au/thejake/pwned/bullet-pwned.jpg

That just takes the fun out of it.

- The Jake

Here's the problem, you took it all wrong. I was trying to help you, to show you the error of your way, to show you how absolutely gay your sig is. I wasn't trying to own you, you've been owned since the second you were conceived, by God, just take a look in the mirror and witness the ultimate pwnage that God has bestowed upon you. You've been owned since the second that good samaritan pulled you out of the toilet your mother tried to abort you in. You may have owned a 12 year old on the net back in '94, and you probably owned Shootoking once or twice in the past year or two, but you sir, have been owned by life since the early to mid 70's. So please, I beg of you, just change your sig and this nonsense can all come to an end.
Thanks
Zen420

Eyes Of The South
06-22-2003, 07:11 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Zen
07-03-2003, 03:35 AM
TTT for The Jake. Change your sig bro, please!!!!!

The Jake
07-03-2003, 03:46 AM
In examining your sig, I kinda like "**** Zen420". Hows that for a sig addition?

- The Jake

Zen
07-03-2003, 04:07 AM
It says "**** Me" in there somewhere, that's close enough.

Squezze
07-03-2003, 12:31 PM
Zen by 4th round TKO.

LukeDothSucketh
07-03-2003, 12:46 PM
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ****!

-L

Squezze
07-03-2003, 12:49 PM
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

LukeDothSucketh
07-03-2003, 12:52 PM
Takes one to know one, stinkbutt.

Squezze
07-03-2003, 12:54 PM
Tastes like burning.