actually nobody but myself demanded it. but since i rule then that's all that matters. thank you very much.


-music should be judged by the effect it has on the masses. but other qualities include how instrumentally talented the artist/s is, lyrical content, and how assholish they are in real life.

-be proud for failing and hurting. as long as you take it as an experience and lesson in life then you'll realize that the worst scenario in your life can only bring out the best within yourself.
on the same note, be humble in your successes. if you don't then you'll gain pride and that will turn into treating others differently and unfairly.

-i'm allowed to speed on the highway. the next time i get pulled over for speeding i will simply explain that those rules are set up because the state statistically averages out the # of dip****s on the road vs. the # of good drivers. after that they determine a good speed limit for the "average" driver. but i'm an excellent driver so the rule doesn't apply to me :)

-a good sense of humor is one of the best things to have in life. if you have one then i commend you. if you don't then please understand that you're NOT as important as you wish you were.

-yoko ono sucks. i hate her. i'm not sure if i mentioned her in my last thread but i think she had lennon killed. she's lucky that this isn't the colonial 1700's cause she would have been burned at the stake while she was still a ****ing fetus!

-my roomates are ****in slobs. they're not as bad as a lot of people but they're still slobs. their bedroom's are upstairs. if you walk up there then you discover a whole new stench.

-i drink too much, think too much, assume too much, habitually bite my nails till they bleed, overreacted when not necessary, have trouble sleeping, tend to become hypocritical at times, and rarely have the ability to finish what i start. that rules!

-2 ingredients that can be added to ANY food for the better: rosemary and tobassco sauce

-one of the coolest things is when you hear random loud-ass explosions at night. this rules because then you can GUESS what happend.....coulda been a backfire or maybe some hard working guy didn't appreciate coming home to find his best friend's **** inside his wife so he decided to point-blank her face with a 12 gauge. make's ya wonder!!!

-stone temple pilots, heart, kenny g, and counting crows all have one thing in common: they're good musicians with music that i hate.

-because nelly's "it's getting hot in here" song just ranked higher than the ramone's "i want to be sedated" in vh1's 100 greatest songs of all time TRUELY shows that our days are numbered.

-most of you guys are ****in weirdos with severe mental issues. i'm glad we all provide therepy amoungst ourselves.....i think.

I believe in givin'er, and just ****ing doin' it till it works. If all else rfails, resort to plan B, just keep givin'er.

to much to read, but you go boy

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
to much to read, but you go boy

Come on now. When he writes somethign you knwo its worth the effort... Show him some respect to your elders poofeet.

poofeet???hahahahahhahahaha

let me tell you youngster Tony is one of the main people i respect the most on this internet ****,so go away..

i'm the other she respects

"music should be judged by the effect it has on the masses"

I dunno if I agree with this one, britney's music probably effects a lot of underrage teenage girls and the loin clothes of grown men, but I personally think her music is ****ing the pits.

-birds and insects are completely ****in useless to this planet. they provide nothing. there is no justification towards their creation.

-there is a God and He addresses all of our concerns in the Bible. as humans we have a natural tendency to resist Him so we naturally allow ourselves to become confused with His word.

-a beer sounds nice but sleep is better

-i'm gonna go grab a 24 of corona after this post because a good buzz is an awesome way to kill the night.

-sales is a cool business. only 5% succeed fully in it yet those 5% are what makes 95% of all the big bucks. most people fear doing it but fail to realize that just about everything that comes out of our mouths is a sale.
so it's not that we're unable to do sales, we're just unable to realize how easy it is to, in fact, be ourselves.

-metallica is a trip too. they're probably the only band in existence to ever make the COOLEST ****ing music on the planet and then morph through a multi-decaded phase of getting ****tier and ****tier with no limit to ****tyness.

-star wars, godfather, indiana jones, lotr, matrix, and lethal weapon are all kick ass boxsets to own.

-the world needs negativity, just as much as positivity. our most basic building block in matter, the atom, proves this by demonstrating how energy, therefore life (an electron) can only exist by the consistent struggle of positive (proton) and negative (neutron). every particle will always have it's anit-particle, it's negative side, or "mirror image".
it is wise to not deny negativity but rather utilize it along with everything else for proper PRODUCTIVITY.

-a good sense of humor is one of the best things to have in life. if you have one then i commend you. if you don't then please understand that you're NOT as important as you wish you werei drink too much, think too much, assume too much, habitually bite my nails till they bleed, overreacted when not necessary, have trouble sleeping, tend to become hypocritical at times, and rarely have the ability to finish what i start. that rules!

-2 ingredients that can be added to ANY food for the better: rosemary and tobassco sauce


Preach on my Brotha!!!!

-i read the Bible every morning and 10 minutes later i'm blaring slayer out my truck on the way to work. my hypocrasy knows no boundries yet only God can judge me.

-the dude at the liquor store looks more grungy everytime i see him.

-my son will rule the world. my daughter will execute everybody on my son's execution list.

-people who call me trying to demand a low interest rate are *******.

-a 24 of corona and 2 sticks of beef jerky for dinner tend to make the individual realize that healthy people probably condemn their bodies due to the sheer paranoid fixation on achieving the perfect body.

-nowhere does it state ANYWHERE that everyone is perfect. so people who spend the majority of their time degrading others must enjoy wearing signs that read "i'm more pathetic than the average person".

-i stole quotes from doc holliday and 2pac somewhere in this thread.
yay.

-i always found it pretty neat that people will act the opposite as their sexual preference. ***es act like men, **** act like women, whereas straight people will follow the same pattern. just one more mystery of the human mind.

-it is childish of me to cover up secrets. me and allison have both been keeping something from you guys. we have both had this desire to take a dog and put him in that ride The Zipper, you know that one at the state fairs. well our sick fetish desires to see a poor mut dog get tumbled around in there.

-i could be the first drummer to make 6 separate beats. 2 from feet, 2 from hands, 1 from me headbutting a cymbol, and 1 from a gizmo in my mouth that will amplify my chattering teeth.

-9 is such a cool number!!! i mean it appears so simplistic because it's just an upside-down 6. it appears so unoriginal since it stole 6's design. YET only 9 can do that cool repeat multiplier trick. the numbers reverse in order after it's multiplied by 5. see:
09-18-27-36-45 (then they reverse) 54-63-72-81-90.
special thanks to dr.awkward for figuring that one out.

it's actually a 6 that is upside down and backwards

- before dying everyone should do something worth while; like crashing their car/plane/boat into a bunch of people they hate. In my case it would be TRL when they are filming.

- MTV is sending the world into destruction and BET is right there with them.

- My family means the most to me above all.

-the mercedes 500SL is such an epic automobile. i test drove it today and fell in love. the guy almost sold me. i actually started rationalizing to myself that $850 car payments aren't THAT bad of a financial decision.....i'll just.....stop paying rent :)

-911 turbo is still way better though

-snowboarding is quite possibley the best activity next to ****ing.

-my head hurts

-People that think that they are open minded are full of ****. Whenever you hear something you will have a bias despite how you were brought up, and therefore to be open minded you have to dismiss everything you hear.

-it is so absurd that there is NO school subject in existence that blatentely teaches students how to survive in the real world.

-someone should make WET. white entertainment television.

-wouldn't it be great if vh1 could just explain to us that their musical picks on those ****ing countdown lists are derived to make as many different types of people happy, therefore increase ratings & advertising RATHER then honestly assessing quality music.

-i love watching humanity proving it's outright ignorance. cigarette companies legally get away with making billions of $$$ despite the obvious downside while we look at people addicted to crack and heroin like they're a lower form of human.
combine that with the fact that people pay millions of $$$ for "modern contemporary" artwork, which is nothing but a dude spattering paint over a canvas- then drawing straight lines and perfect circles across it and explaining how it "captures the essence of chaos within an order-driven world."

-it is so absurd that there is NO school subject in existence that blatentely teaches students how to survive in the real world

The above is one of the most astonishing things I've ever seen. It's so true. But if we were better educated on how to spend our money, avoid credit, take better care of ourselves, billion dollar companies like Visa and pharmaceutical companies would go out of business. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it is a little funny to me.

-someone should make WET. white entertainment television

NBC, ABC, CBS= WET

-poetry is lame. if you got something to say then just ****ing say it. quit trying to beautify your lamer hippy self-righteous expressions through ******ry methods of ****ing up our english language.

-my back hurts

-college makes people stupid. it fills their heads with knowledge that most of them will never use but gradually makes them think that they're smart because they're good at memorizing facts. anyone can memorize anything. it's just a matter of who really WANTS to memorize WHAT. whatever you choose to memorize doesn't make you better than the next guy.

-david letterman is a ****in weirdo. if he were to die nobody would miss him.

-when you're hungry but too lazy to order a pizza then it's fair to say that you should just go to bed.

"-the mercedes 500SL is such an epic automobile. i test drove it today and fell in love. the guy almost sold me. i actually started rationalizing to myself that $850 car payments aren't THAT bad of a financial decision.....i'll just.....stop paying rent "

It would be a cool choice but a lot of that car is, for the lack of a better word, glamor. It rides liek a dream and feels plush as hell inside (I have driven a new one myself) but it's just not worth it.

For the money I would get an M5 hands down. It's faster, handles better, it's roomy inside, and is the best 4 door sports sedan ever made. It cost maybe 9k less than the SL unless you get say a 2001 or 2000 model then it would only be around $60K. Go test drive one man. 400hp of pure German Muscle!!!

I just about nutted when I drove one.

yeah but i drove a '01 model. ever since the new SL body styles came out, the old ones have drastically dropped in price yet they're STILL pimp as ****!
this one had the amg sport package and was only $57K whereas two years ago it would have gone for over $100K

A 2000 or 1999 M5 would be the same price and it beats the **** out of the SL in every aspect except for the hardtop droptop thing. Drive one man.

:)

Originally posted by Purity
-college makes people stupid. it fills their heads with knowledge that most of them will never use but gradually makes them think that they're smart because they're good at memorizing facts. anyone can memorize anything. it's just a matter of who really WANTS to memorize WHAT. whatever you choose to memorize doesn't make you better than the next guy.

no no, I still know I'm an idiot.

People my age who listen to country music, watch CNN and get pot bellys make me sick.

you are never "too old" to do anything...(except date 16 year olds)

If you can't laugh at yourself then you can't laugh at anyone else

Love really does exist

Listen to people....don't just wait your turn to talk

-there aint nothin like black ***** on my dick; word to tha muther****in dj quik.

-i'm buzzed.

-purity has now left the building

Originally posted by Curly Howard
you are never "too old" to do anything...(except date 16 year olds)

If you can't laugh at yourself then you can't laugh at anyone else


1. false, you can date AND **** a 16 year old in my country.

2. false, if someone's arm has been broken you can laugh. If it happens to you, its unlikely you'd find the same level of humour

Listen to people....don't just wait your turn to talk

Thanks for that Tyler.

- m

ps. my fav DJ Quik album is Rhythmalism

Originally posted by Magic Man


Thanks for that Tyler.


????

OH and **** you

-we're all flawed one way or the other. you may have severe anger problems, be addicted to drugs, manically depressed, have low self esteem, or any other fear out there that makes you insecure. aint nothin wrong with that.
but the moment you intentionally use your weakness as a way to make miserable the lives of those who care about you the most then you're not troubled, just a piece of ****.

-people with attitude problems that work in collections are too pathetic that they're not even worthy of an in-depth adjective to describe them, so i'll just drop the subject right now.

-i never lay serious claim to be better than anyone else......except for tonight cause i'm going to see suicidal tendencies and you guys aren't so HA! pledge your allegience!!!!

-people who drag on America are player haters. ****in plain and simple. so are dip****s who try to drag on their friends just because their homey is gettin with a girl that THEY wanted. then they do anything they can to make the new relationship miserable.
these are the same dip****s who as children on the playground used to say: "OH YEAH?? WELL IF I CAN'T PLAY THEN I'M TAKING MY BALL AND GOIN HOME!!!"

Originally posted by Zen420
-it is so absurd that there is NO school subject in existence that blatentely teaches students how to survive in the real world

The above is one of the most astonishing things I've ever seen. It's so true. But if we were better educated on how to spend our money, avoid credit, take better care of ourselves, billion dollar companies like Visa and pharmaceutical companies would go out of business. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but it is a little funny to me.

-someone should make WET. white entertainment television

NBC, ABC, CBS= WET


Actually up here we have "workplace" courses for those that don't plan on going to college/university. All they focus on is working with a tight budget, how to cook cheap meals, etc...

-decaf coffee is useless. so are the people who drink it.

-i just saved a lady over $400 a month by RAISING her interest rate from 7.25% to 7.95% PLUS i got her $10,000 in cash so i'm pretty ****in cool now!!!

-the best band would consists of
kerry king- rythm guitar
jesper stumbland- lead guitar
max calvera- vocals
joey jordison- drums
cliff burton- bass
mikey muir- lyrics
rick ruben- production

-i have an alcohol problem

I believe I need to know the new eagles song name

what are your thoughts on **** purity?

Originally posted by Purity
-my roomates are ****in slobs. they're not as bad as a lot of people but they're still slobs. their bedroom's are upstairs. if you walk up there then you discover a whole new stench.

oooooooooooook. slobs? your not stating a thought when you come out with a personal STATEMENT like that. i dont see how i am the slob when my room is ALWAYS clean, i am NEVER downstairs and the downstairs is always ****ed. **** all over the kitchen (cant be me coz i dont make enough money to eat), and socks shirts, blankets, couch cushoins all over, and ME A SLOB?! look at your room, everywhere you've gone for the last 5 years ATLEAST i can barely walk inside your room without stepping on something. and going up stairs is a new stench..... to you. prolly what your smelling is chris smoking sometimes upstasirs and it might be sweat or persperation for a thing i like to call working out, training, etc. its something that men do. aside from that you've maybe been upstairs 10 times out of a total of 6 months, and before you go crackin jokes about others and making statements to make me look like a sloppy ****..... check yourself and look in the mirror patna. late.

and i'll go ahead and throw my two sence in too....

a new stench? try the smell of mice breeding in ur room. now thats ****in foul... and yes, a room that has no carpet... ill just stop there.

LOL!!!!

Own3d........ biiiiiiiiatch!!!

This could get fun

TTT

Originally posted by astroboy
what are your thoughts on **** purity?

they don't bother me as long as they don't hit on me or talk about their sex life.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
oooooooooooook. slobs? your not stating a thought when you come out with a personal STATEMENT like that. i dont see how i am the slob when my room is ALWAYS clean, i am NEVER downstairs and the downstairs is always ****ed. **** all over the kitchen (cant be me coz i dont make enough money to eat), and socks shirts, blankets, couch cushoins all over, and ME A SLOB?! look at your room, everywhere you've gone for the last 5 years ATLEAST i can barely walk inside your room without stepping on something. and going up stairs is a new stench..... to you. prolly what your smelling is chris smoking sometimes upstasirs and it might be sweat or persperation for a thing i like to call working out, training, etc. its something that men do. aside from that you've maybe been upstairs 10 times out of a total of 6 months, and before you go crackin jokes about others and making statements to make me look like a sloppy ****..... check yourself and look in the mirror patna. late.

lol. i was waiting when you'd start crying. but then again i thought, well maybe he'll just think it's not a PERSONAL statement (*sniff sniff) and just a belief....which is what i jot down randomly in here.

since you're not downstairs ever then you maybe haven't noticed that it's been spotless for the last 2 weeks ever since i detailed the entire house, inside and out, which mainly consisted of picking up after your guys' ****ing messes. if i ever have to scrape one more piece of mold out of anyone else's dish because they're too ****in stoned to clean up after themselves then i'm tossing that muther****er, along with all my used toilet paper up in that goddam stench slot of an upstairs.
the reason there's blankets in the living room is because your ****in boyfriends are always passed out on my couch.

my room always dirty????
well yeah, you're right it usually is.....but it's clean now :)

sorry about the "new" stench. first of all, who the **** ever discussed smoking in the goddam house anyways? well go ahead. i don't care. it doesn't really travel downstairs so **** it. OHHHH perspiration from training!!! OOOO!!!! look at johnny beefcake!
well sorry i haven't been TRAINING like a real man....as of lately i've been earning a living and picking up after myself. you should try it sometime "real man".

i did look in the mirror. i'm checked. yay me.

Originally posted by Napol
and i'll go ahead and throw my two sence in too....

a new stench? try the smell of mice breeding in ur room. now thats ****in foul... and yes, a room that has no carpet... ill just stop there.

oh looky looky who decided to come out of the hole. ****er it's about time you post everyonce in awhile. except try posts that go somewhere.

oh wow. 5 years ago i tried breeding mice so i wouldn't have to buy them. they stank, i fed em off, nuff said.
since you just stopped there, i'll do you the honor and do the same....seeing as that our dogg will surely be back in here crying about the same **** that you'll probably wanna bring up anywayz.
good ta have ya back buckaroo.

Originally posted by Purity
OHHHH perspiration from training!!! OOOO!!!! look at johnny beefcake!

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

this made me laugh

-kids these days are ****in *******. this wouldn't be the case if we could bring back garbage pail kids.

-it's always best to go with your heart when you make important decisions. but it sucks when you're under pressure because then you heart is flooded with fear. in order to avoid making a decision based on fear (which will always lead to disaster) i always calm down, pray, and then talk to those whom i trust.
a solid answer will come in time.

-i have to pee

-dentists could find a better way to tell us to floss more often. they really piss me off. I'M the one paying YOU $65 to have you ram this ****ing pick into my now bleeding & sore gums. at LEAST be cool when you're telling me that i need to floss more.
don't talk to me like a child. don't lecture me either. and DON'T make me look like a liar!!! honestly i floss about 5 days outta the week so quit ****in telling me that it appears otherwise!
and quit tring to hold a conversation with me while i have 10 tubes, picks, and brushes wedged in my ****in mouth!!

Forget all this stuff........get back to the room mate bashing

-90% of phsychology is ****in useless. to date, we as humans have discovered less than 10% of how human brain actually functions. i'm gonna go with my heart and God in reference to what's going on in my dome.
all phsychologists and counselors do is probe you with a bunch of questions and make it APPEAR that they're very interested in what's going on in your life. then you drop your defenses and actually LISTEN to their advice like they're the experts. but their advice is pretty ****in dopey when it comes down to it.
expensive, but dopey.

-i hate flying. planes scare the **** out of me. everytime there's a funny sound in the plane my heart ****in jumps.

-the foo fighters are a great band. dave grohl is an excellent musican. i can't stand their ****ing music.

Oh Mirror Mirror You're Coming In Clear
I'm Finally Somewhere In Between
I'm Impressed What A Beautiful Chest
I Never Meant To Make A Big Scene
Will You Resign To The Latest Design
You Look So Messy When You Dress Up In Dreams
One More For Hire A Wonderful Liar
I Think It's Time We All Should Come Clean

Chorus
Stack Dead Actors Stacked To The Rafters
Line Up The Bastards All I Want Is The Truth
Hey Hey Now Can You Fake It
Can You Make It Look Like We Want
Hey Hey Now Can You Take It
And We Cry When They All Die Blonde

God Bless What A Sensitive Mess
Yeah But Things Aren't Always What They Seem
Your Teary Eyes Your Famous Disguise
Never Knowing Who To Believe
See Through Yeah But What Do You Do
When You're Just Another Aging Drag Queen

Chorus

Chorus 2
Stack Dead Actors Stacked To The Rafters
Line Up All The Bastards All I Want Is The Truth
Stack Dead Actors Stacked To The Rafters
Line Up All The Bastards
And We Cry When They All Die Blonde

Hey Hey Now Can You Fake It
Can You Make It Look Like We Want
Hey Hey Now Can You Take It
And We Cry When They All Die Blonde

curly i think you're in the wrong thread dude

:- l

-"piece of mind" by boston is a perfect song to listen to when yer financially worried

-paul newman leads the greatest life out of any other celebrity

-one of the greatest and coolest things a driver can do is to follow an ambulance with its sirens on. you can really weave in between people like a rockstar! i just did it today at lunch and feel 10 times better with myself :)

-when you shake someone's hand for the first time and they don't look you in the eyes then you should never trust them 100%

I hate when adults pout for no apparent reason, other than to gain attention. There is a grown man sitting next to me whining to his mother about having no money. I want to cut his neck open.

allison what you should do is make a phone call, talk extra loud, act like you're on the phone with yer mom or friend and be all, "well i dunno. at first we wanted to go with the beachside but then figured 'why pay the extra $3000 a month just to sit on sand?' so now we're not sure. we may just take the $500K one, get john that new bmw, and then.......well then......you know i never really THOUGHT about what to buy afterwards."
then just give a goofy chuckle.

-if i had to make a decision between coffee, red bull, or beer....i would find myself very indecisive

-fortune cookies have been tasting dryer and dryer within the last 10 years or so

-the perfect girl is one who's beautiful, smart, sexy, and looks like she can kick your ass (or at least put up a damn good fight)

Originally posted by Bzob
:- l

Originally posted by Purity
-if i had to make a decision between coffee, red bull, or beer....i would find myself very indecisive

-fortune cookies have been tasting dryer and dryer within the last 10 years or so

-the perfect girl is one who's beautiful, smart, sexy, and looks like she can kick your ass (or at least put up a damn good fight)

Red Bull is a piece of ****, you have to be kidding me.

everytime i get back from lunch i feel all bloated and ****. then i get all drowsy and sound like **** on the phone.
red bull ta tha rescue!!!!
:) :) :) :)

Hahahaha, I had it after a solid dinner of Taco Bell... its just one of those experiences that wrecks something for you forever...

-nobody in traffic cares about you!!! nor do they care about your beliefs. people make no sense when they pollute their cars with lamer bumper stickers. nobody gives 2 ****s about what bands you like, how you feel about abortion, who you want in or out of office, or what clothing lines you like.

-one of ****tiest sounds is that loud RIIIIIING that you here right when your head takes a knarly smash.

-one of the ****tiest feelings is being at your new job, tripping over your own shoelaces, and.....it's just that FEELING you get when you're going down.......and you know this is everyone's 1st impression of you.

Originally posted by Purity
-i love watching humanity proving it's outright ignorance. cigarette companies legally get away with making billions of $$$ despite the obvious downside while we look at people addicted to crack and heroin like they're a lower form of human.
combine that with the fact that people pay millions of $$$ for "modern contemporary" artwork, which is nothing but a dude spattering paint over a canvas- then drawing straight lines and perfect circles across it and explaining how it "captures the essence of chaos within an order-driven world."

I hope people that like, buy or make that kind of "art" all die off this earth.

-the royal family is useless. they serve no point on this planet except to provide entertainment through envy and and gossip to people around the world who are equally useless.
i say we put the royal family to use.....strip them of their fortunes and make them earn it back. put their "new" lives on tv so everyone can see them have to deal with REAL ****in problems.

we'll call it the first of new style of tv shows "reality CHECK tv".

-most people are consumers. advertising makes consumers think they are empowered. reality check: you're not.
styles change, attitudes change, trends change but capitalism never changes. the 3% upper class will always control the other 97%. why? because everyone else is too ****in stupid to control themselves. they need people who have experience in getting **** done to GET **** done for them.
meanwhile the rest of the consumer population can punch timeclocks, eat cheeseburgers, and complain about how nothing is fair. and that folks, is how the world is run.

-$8.99 a 12er for premium beer is an awesome deal. pick it up wherever you see it!!!

-we all have dreams and goals. do everything you can to make it happen. never give up and follow your heart. as long as your doing that, then you should appreciate the negativity that comes in your life.....for the negativity is only reassurance that you're doing something good. the more the better.
now if you're NOT doing that and you're just moping and groping around then you deserve a LOT more negativity that's been given to you. be thankful that God realizes you're too weak to deal with real problems so He doesn't dish em out to you.

-if you are actively involved in politics but aren't a politician (nor trying to be one) then you are a worthless human being. get a hobby. do something. stop making the world more frustrated.

-if you are a professional snowboarder or fighter then i salute you!!!

-if you can't recognize and accept your own weaknesses then you have no room to grow strength. once you start working on your weaknesses without selling yourself short then you become strong. word to tha muther****er.....straight outta compton!!!

-Ajax is so unappreciated. this **** is less than a dollar for a large tub of it. and it makes sinks and counters so ****ing spotless!! the Ajax company should quadruple the price to make people apprciate this ****in powder!

-it is approximately 1 year later from the last post.

-TTTing old threads for feeble attempts in waking message boards out of deep comas is as stupid of a gimmick as ramdomly posting song lyrics in threads for no apparent reason but give out the impression that you're original, yet able to make a statement that you don't care. **** off.

-right now African American Mike is at my pad turning my garage into a full blown bar.

-obviously i haven't been thinkin about a whole lotta stuff lately.

i gotta see this

he's already stabbed himself. but, then again, that was on purpose.