They say you can't truly know a lady until you have sex with them.. well, atleast that's what I say. And that is why in order to be closer to all of the Single ladies of global, I am offering to have sex with every one of you. Please RSVP.:lovers:

When can i sign up?

When can i sign up?

I'd haveto dress u in a wig and do you from behind, cuz you just look like a guy and that's just wrong.

Originally posted by Mouse
I'd haveto dress u in a wig and do you from behind, cuz you just look like a guy and that's just wrong.

i dunno he has a girlish kinda face.

maybe its just cuz he is a pretty boy.

shut up queer boy.

He does seem like a pretty boy.. not that there's anythin wrong with that cuz Tom seems pretty kool... but if i was gay i think I'd try and get with Ghost.. his surfer talk and macho style would make me wet. thank god im staight.

i agree mouse

that and seeing dave cry from the unbearable 35 sec of anal poundage would be great

Wow this turned really really gay.

I thought it would be straighter with a title like that. anyway, what chicks do you specifically have in mind Mouse?

35 seconds? ***** i could last for hours.

All of the ladies that are single.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Wow this turned really really gay.

And not in the "happy" way either....Oh yeah, Matt, post pics when your done.

Originally posted by Mouse
All of the ladies that are single.


well good luck. try to get a wild one.

I can make you happy. :lovers:

Matt, post pics when your done.

pix of whaaa?

Originally posted by Mouse
35 seconds? ***** i could last for hours.

you should teach me how to do that

Mouse- do you have a specific type of chick you are always attracted to?

I have a thing for spanish chicks.

Originally posted by Tom
Mouse- do you have a specific type of chick you are always attracted to?

I have a thing for spanish chicks.

I seem to only like the sluttiest, cheapest, trashiest type of tattooed up whores to ever grace a strip club pole...

Sweet. Strippers are always a good ****

do you have a specific type of chick you are always attracted to?

Not really. I've dated a lot of different kinds.. latin, white, black, asian, ...punker/metal heads/dominatrix's/conservatives/preppy/cholo mexican style.. shiiit.

Right now I'm on the prawl for a white girl though... my next girl will be white most likely.

Yes, they really are...

I have no racial preference. I just like big asses.

Ya, me too Mouse, i've dated a lot of different races, but i don't know, there's something about a spanish chick that i am always attracted to

I can't stand fat girls. "big, thick, meaty" = FAT!!!!! They need to be average to skinny. I don't need to get lost in their ass or haveto swim through the damn roles to get in!!!!!

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I have no racial preference. I just like big asses.

I love titties. ALL titties, big, med, small, I love em all. Don't care about race at all. Well, all things being equal though, I really like a hot redhead with green eyes.

i like a TIGHT ass and firm boobies.

i like to see muscle definition on my ladies as well

i want a ***** that can take care of herself.

all i gotta do now is figure out how to last longer in bed.

I got the tongue of a god and good size but no lasting time. :(

Spanish/Latin/Mexican.. they all know how to work it. ALL of those girls I've been with in my life have all been really sensual in bed and know how to take it slow and make it passionate. Their naturally tanned skin that begs to be touched, is only a hint of what they really are... truly excuisite.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I have no racial preference. I just like big asses.

Originally posted by Mouse
I can't stand fat girls. "big, thick, meaty" = FAT!!!!! They need to be average to skinny. I don't need to get lost in their ass or haveto swim through the damn roles to get in!!!!!


I like them thin but with big round asses. If you go that i dont care if your green.

Originally posted by Mouse
I can't stand fat girls. "big, thick, meaty" = FAT!!!!! They need to be average to skinny. I don't need to get lost in their ass or haveto swim through the damn roles to get in!!!!!

Can't agree with you more...

Originally posted by Mouse
Spanish/Latin/Mexican.. they all know how to work it. ALL of those girls I've been with in my life have all been really sensual in bed and know how to take it slow and make it passionate. Their naturally tanned skin that begs to be touched, is only a hint of what they really are... truly excuisite.


see. I have dated a two Spanish girls and I didnt think it had anything to do with culture that helped them sexually. I have also had horrible white girls and ****ing crazy hot ones.

I love nipples.

White girls are good for ****ing.. but if you want to make love, get a latin girl.

I'm not into lovemaking, I'm into ****ing. That's why I pretty much stick to trashy white girls.