In my bloody bastard humble opinion it's The Apprentice, Last man standing, skins and erm, that's about it.

What says you cunts?

The telly is **** these days, is it not?

The tele is indeed ****e.

I missed the good old days where tv was quality, Eastenders, The Bill, heartbeat etc.

Speaking of Eastenders, I hear Peroxide's sister Bianca has returned to add gingerness to the ****e show. That is a ****ing all time low that is.

The tele is indeed ****e.

I missed the good old days where tv was quality, Eastenders, The Bill, heartbeat etc.

Speaking of Eastenders, I hear Peroxide's sister Bianca has returned to add gingerness to the ****e show. That is a ****ing all time low that is.

I used to watch eastenders religiously, but now it's just pure shizer.

The BBC are ripping us off, I tell thee.

Top Gear, Jonathon Ross Show and MOTD, is the best BBC have to offer.

I hardly watch the idiot box these days, infact, I'd rather dye me hair ginger, that's how ****e it is.

Top Gear, Jonathon Ross Show and MOTD, is the best BBC have to offer.
Aye, Johnny, Jeremy and Gary certainly get the old juices flowing, but they don't make up for the rest of the shagging rubbish that the beeb produce, at our expense.
I hardly watch the idiot box these days, infact, I'd rather dye me hair ginger, that's how ****e it is.

That' going a bit far me dear, but I see where yer coming from.

Discovery channel blows the other ****ers out the water, gotta love animals/war

I love me some war.

War, what is it good for? Documentaries, that's what!

America's Hardest prisons on national geographic
Seconds from disaster
Air crash investigation.
Shameless
Soccer Saturday
Last Man Standing
Top Gear
Johnathan Ross

War, what is it good for? Documentaries, that's what!

...and Stanley Kubrick films.

Alan bless the dead mad bastard.

I can't think of much right now. I used to like Life On Mars, but then they brought it back as Ashes To Cash In With A Whinging Cunt.

I like to watch "Northern Birds" on SKY and laugh at the tattooed cunts. (About channel 910 or summat).

That's about it I think. **** all on.

Life on Mars was good, but as you say Annie, ****ing Ashes is a disappointment of the highest order.

That sexy tart denise van outen is on the box now.. cor id love to shuv it up her

Life on Mars was good, but as you say Annie, ****ing Ashes is a disappointment of the highest order.

So you finally saw it from my point of view, babes?

So you finally saw it from my point of view, babes?

I've given up on it southpaw. It's ruining me opinion of Gene Hunt, and I can't be having that.

I've given up on it southpaw. It's ruining me opinion of Gene Hunt, and I can't be having that.

I knew a woman would soften the fella up. I saw it coming Hoff. I cunting saw it coming.

MOTD
Top Gear
Jonathan Ross
Apprentice
Skins
Dexter
Balls of Steel

I knew a woman would soften the fella up. I saw it coming Hoff. I cunting saw it coming.
You just can't trust the ****ing beeb can yer southpaw. Even the most respectable misogynist is not a fella you can rely on anymore :nonono:
MOTD
Top Gear
Jonathan Ross
Apprentice
Skins
Dexter
Balls of Steel

Good choice with Dexter. I love that serial killing cunt.

Add Friday Night Project and Nightwatch to the list

In my bloody bastard humble opinion it's The Apprentice, Last man standing, skins and erm, that's about it.

What says you cunts?

The telly is **** these days, is it not?

Is it last man standing 2 now? or just repeats of the first series, I watched series 1 and thoroughly enjoyed it

War, what is it good for? Documentaries, that's what!

and songs sung by black men

Nothing like a tragedy like a plane crash to get the juices flowing.

Air Crash Investigation on NatGeo
Shameless - That Mickey guy is just about keeping it going
Hollyoaks
The Real Hustle
Family Guy

Pretty much the only stuff i go out of my way to see.

Nothing like a tragedy like a plane crash to get the juices flowing.

Air Crash Investigation on NatGeo
Shameless - That Mickey guy is just about keeping it going
Hollyoaks
The Real Hustle
Family Guy

Pretty much the only stuff i go out of my way to see.

I was never a fan of flying in the first place, but i doubt i will ever take to the skies again after watching some of the **** that can happen to planes.

The episode were a plane crashed because it had too many fat Yanks on board did make me giggle though.

The episode were a plane crashed because it had too many fat Yanks on board did make me giggle though.

Lol can't remember this one, or was you just joking?.

One of the scariest/bad one was that Greek plane, when it lost cabin pressure, and it was flying for 2 hours with everyone on board dead. But they sent two Greek fighter jets up close to the end and apparently there was one guy who had one of the oxygen bottles on his own close to the end.

Lol can't remember this one, or was you just joking?.

One of the scariest/bad one was that Greek plane, when it lost cabin pressure, and it was flying for 2 hours with everyone on board dead. But they sent two Greek fighter jets up close to the end and apparently there was one guy who had one of the oxygen bottles on his own close to the end.

I saw that.

I, was scary i tell you. I was on holiday at the time, and i remember them saying it was some low-cost airline and it was a Boeing 737. I flew out with Jet2 and bricked it before i went, because the airplane was absolutely ancient. I flew home on the ancient 737 days later and needless to say i was absolutely bricking it lol.

Seriously would not recommend Jet2, the aircraft are scarily old, the plane was at least 20 years old.

Lol can't remember this one, or was you just joking?.


Nope, it was a legit episode.

A plane in America crashed and the investigation concluded that it was severely overweight because of too many fatties on board.

In my bloody bastard humble opinion it's The Apprentice, Last man standing, skins and erm, that's about it.

What says you cunts?

The telly is **** these days, is it not?

Skins? How old/heterosexual are you?

The Apprentice and Last Man Standing are exceptional though, I'll try downloading LMS as I've missed out on a few of the episodes.

**** watching the box though, there's never anything on. I've got a slick set-up whereby I download the programmes, copy them onto my external harddrive and then play them through my DVD player. Its exceptional. Very little decent on UK TV though, America is the way forward.