If he dies, would you slip the Queen a portion, just for the power and the money? I mean, imagine it, you could say to the tart "Oi, Lizzy, ****ing tell that government of yours to abolish taxes on stella or else. If you don't you'll not be getting a taste of the trousersnake tonight, oh no..."

One thing I wouldn't stand for though, her predilection for bestiality. I ****ing know for certain that she drips full fat cream onto her beef curtains and lets those little corgi bastards lick it off.

haha i bet shes into right sick stuff.. id definitely tap that :luvbed:

haha i bet shes into right sick stuff.. id definitely tap that :luvbed:

Me too. I'd give her a right going over.

Be a great conversation piece. Yer out buying a pint in yer local boozer, someone wips out a five pound note, you point at the note and say "I've had her"
I'd give her one just to be able to say that, so I would.

Be a great conversation piece. Yer out buying a pint in yer local boozer, someone wips out a five pound note, you point at the note and say "I've had her"
I'd give her one just to be able to say that, so I would.

now theres a thought

Fasman, you slag, don't let the sodding corgis put you off. Just think of the tax free stella my son.

Southpaw, me, you and laddie could show the queen a right bloody good time. Her lust for our trousersnakes could see us ruling this country so it could.

The Thames would be flowing with Stella once 'er Majesty 'ad a taste of me trousersnake, and Nelson's column would be pulled down and replaced with Laddie's column in memory of her Royal Highness sliding down it everynight.

Fasman, you slag, don't let the sodding corgis put you off. Just think of the tax free stella my son.

Southpaw, me, you and laddie could show the queen a right bloody good time. Her lust for our trousersnakes could see us ruling this country so it could.


hahaha... I dont drink alcohol boss!!!

But if the old slag was wearing some nice undies and i had not put my contacts in, then i might think twice before hitting her with da dick......

http://www.thehoop.co.uk/images/beer_festival/hog_roast06.jpg

anyone fancy it

hahaha... I dont drink alcohol boss!!!

But if the old slag was wearing some nice undies and i had not put my contacts in, then i might think twice before hitting her with da dick......
That's more like it fasman. The Queen deserves a nice portion of how's yer father just the same as any other bird does.
http://www.thehoop.co.uk/images/beer_festival/hog_roast06.jpg

anyone fancy it
I'm up for it. I'll make her royal lustiness squeal so I will.