Class is in session:

You got questions , I got answers

Some of my favorite lines:

"I will give you something to cry about"

"Do not make me pull this car over"

"your Grounded"

"Don't act stupid"

what do you say if the kid say, age 9 asks about humping?

Originally posted by Bzob
"your Grounded"

...don't ever teach your children to spell. Leave that to the teachers.

LOL!!!!!!

say your daughter brings home this ****ing chump that says constantly stupid **** and lives off your daughters cash but smells constantly like contraband. what do you do? you beat him up and I swear she will marry him.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
what do you say if the kid say, age 9 asks about humping?

I pretend I do not hear them and then ask if they want to go out and get ice cream

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
say your daughter brings home this ****ing chump that says constantly stupid **** and lives off your daughters cash but smells constantly like contraband. what do you do? you beat him up and I swear she will marry him.

I would say. "Gman, you and I have to talk. You would not be the first person I have had to chop up and dispose of, so we can either do this the easy way, or my way

what if some dumb ass kid knocks your daughter up and you get the dull and rusty knife thats covered in your urine btu risk never seeing your family again?

Originally posted by Bzob
I would say. "Gman, you and I have to talk. You would not be the first person I have had to chop up and dispose of, so we can either do this the easy way, or my way


good ****ing answer.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
what if some dumb ass kid knocks your daughter up and you get the dull and rusty knife thats covered in your urine btu risk never seeing your family again?

I will do nothing, I will tell my daughter she ****ed up her life,good job. I told you not to **** anyone that has more problems than you do

you would give her your granpa's advice then?

you know it

what do you do if your son loves the sausage, I mean he brings home the big slonged leather wearin types?

I would say, dont be a ******, because gay people go to hell.

Fo future refrence I will answer no more sex questions about my children because you are all pissing me off royal.

OK
say your kid likes to eat sand. Its his favorite.

I would try and strike a match on their tounge

other than that, nothing. That is one of the things people need to learn on their own

What kind of punishment did your parents do to you?

My personal favorite is when i am being lied to, I make all 4 of them kneel on the hard wood till someone cracks and then I punish them for lieing. and if one of the other ones knew and did not tell me They get it even worse

Originally posted by Bzob
What kind of punishment did your parents do to you?

My personal favorite is when i am being lied to, I make all 4 of them kneel on the hard wood till someone cracks and then I punish them for lieing. and if one of the other ones knew and did not tell me They get it even worse

:?!:

Another favorite i have not had to do yet, but i hated was writeing sentences

I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
I will remember to take the garbage out every sunday evening.
500x

an old stand by is also takeing away privleges and personal items they like

I used to have to do that in school

The secreat is to right out one word 500 times, then move onto the other one

That is ****ing stupid, (I did it that way)

How can that be any faster?

Also Dad would not let me do it that way, I had to write the whole thing out, If i did it the wrong way i had to start over

I got the belt.

dont blame the old man though.

you work 16 hours a day, come home to your wife cryin because she cant break her sons up, you get to wuppin so you can eat and go to bed.

do it all over again.

It's a good thing he didn't make you use punctuation or you would still be there, Bzob

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I got the belt.

dont blame the old man though.

you work 16 hours a day, come home to your wife cryin because she cant break her sons up, you get to wuppin so you can eat and go to bed.

do it all over again.

You made your mother cry?

i never got the belt used on me

i've never been grounded either

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's a good thing he didn't make you use punctuation or you would still be there, Bzob

Go stand in the corner for 10 mins curly, and If i see you look away up or down or even lean on the wall I will keep adding 5 mins.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I got the belt.

dont blame the old man though.

you work 16 hours a day, come home to your wife cryin because she cant break her sons up, you get to wuppin so you can eat and go to bed.

do it all over again.

My dad used his hand, no time for the belt

It's funny I can yell "don't make me get the belt out" and it works but I've never used a belt before. I usually just take the phone, stereo or PS2 away for a week.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You made your mother cry?


she is a bit of a cryer. The older we got the tougher she became. when you visit you should have her tell you the story about how she threatened me in the kitchen with a big ****ing stick. saying she was gonna break my knees.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's funny I can yell "don't make me get the belt out" and it works but I've never used a belt before. I usually just take the phone, stereo or PS2 away for a week.


how old are your kids curly?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
It's funny I can yell "don't make me get the belt out" and it works but I've never used a belt before. I usually just take the phone, stereo or PS2 away for a week.

WHe i got to the part about the Phone I thought you were going to say "Phone Cord"

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
how old are your kids curly?

I'm 29

10 and 12......both girls so the phone part really hurts

Originally posted by Bzob
WHe i got to the part about the Phone I thought you were going to say "Phone Cord"

Damn wireless phones

Just bludgen them like seals with the blunt end of the cordless

10 and 12 huh? god bless you man. thats a tough age for girls.

The biggest problem we have is they want to fight alot so now I just let them put on the pads and go at it till they are tired of it.

Aaron knows because that is the same age range he picks up on after school

I wish I had pads when it was time for me and hansil to throw down.

Originally posted by Bzob
Aaron knows because that is the same age range he picks up on after school


wath out dude. the range never changes. you wouldnt want me dating your daughters when there older would you?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
10 and 12 huh? god bless you man. thats a tough age for girls.

thanks....yeah when I was 12 my biggest problem was figuring out what hot wheel I wanted to play with or if dad would buy me more gas for my dirt bike. Girls worry about clothes and hair and all that other stuff

when i was 12 i was looking at **** on the interent from 3-10pm.

when i was 13 i was selling **** on the internet.

i've been the same ever since.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
wath out dude. the range never changes. you wouldnt want me dating your daughters when there older would you?

The nice thing about high schoolers is I keep getting older and they just stay the same

When I was 12 I had a job Bagging groceries, and I was commonly referred to as "hey White boy"

I played G.i. joe a lot , and played football and hockey in the street a lot.

I worked on a farm in the summer and cut wood in the winter. My kids complain if they have to take out the trash

How old are your kids Bzob?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I worked on a farm in the summer and cut wood in the winter. My kids complain if they have to take out the trash

HAHAHAHAHAH, I know what you mean. I had all kinds of **** to do and when the kids have to do what little I ask they make to poopy face and slump over

Fredricks-

11
8
7
6
5months or so, I forget

I would have loved to work on a farm.

my parents never had to punish me because they knew my guilty conscious was enough.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I would have loved to work on a farm.

$2 an hour to go around and pick up the corn that the combine couldn't get. Fuel the tractors and clean them. Cut grass and other BS...Then when I got older I got $5 an hour to work a chisel plow. The adults got $10 an hour.

I worked on my uncle's farm every summer growing up, and i loved it.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
I would have loved to work on a farm.
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA

It just seems like getting to know hard work would be beneficial. I worked in a grocery store and dealt with the public........never again will I deal with the masses. As a whole people are ****ing stupid.

Cesaro is posting some funny gems in all of this.

thanks, lei tong.

nobody else seems to appreciate my posts.

Wow man thats a lot of kids. I think we should take your advice man

LOL Maybe.

BZOB YOU **** HEAD ANA JUST TURNED 3 MONTH JUNE 14TH!!!

JESUS!#@$%!... the man can remember all the stupid one liner in pootie tang but thinks his youngest daughter is 1/2 a year old!...

Sa ta day!

Keep it down on the pany side

WHEN i WAS 12 BECAUSE OF BZOB i WAS STEALINGS KOOL KING FROM MY MOM AND DRINKING VODKA AND REFILLING THE 5TH WITH WATER. i PERSONALLY LIKE TO SPANK MY KIDS AND MY HUBBY BUT i TOO HAVE NEVER USED THE BELY BUT CAN THREATEN IT.

nice sig Lzindsay.lol

Do not listen to her, Her son poops in the tub

wtf?

i ALSO TRIED SOAP IN THE MOUTH ON MY OLDEST bUT THEN I remembered in the christmas story that palmolive led to Blindness, so I I have to resort to the non aggressive time out

this is soo bizarre but last night I dreamed that me and bzob were fighting about are parenting because I spank ans he doesnt/ ans his kids are well be haved and my are not so well behaved

whateva...anyway my sons have never pooped in the tub(only at a restraunt and you are 10 x his age and still ****tin your drawers

Originally posted by lzindsay
whateva...anyway my sons have never pooped in the tub(only at a restraunt and you are 10 x his age and still ****tin your drawers

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA This may be true, but that was bad Rally Burgers.

sooooo what you are saying is that all those break marks on your undies are from a daily supply of Rally's?... I dont think so Bzob

Thats it , next time I buy undies, I am buying all brown skivies

yellow in the front and brown in the back r those your instructions?

he has those already..he tried to tell me that they were tidedye

his wheatland undies??

yeah... thats what he told me anyways... he also said that the whole in the crotch area was some kind of punk statement

I thought you were leaving

The only time that I really got grounded was when I was 13 and got taking home by the cops. But when I was a kid I never was really around the house to do anything wrong that they could see.

Originally posted by Gman
The only time that I really got grounded was when I was 13 and got taking home by the cops. But when I was a kid I never was really around the house to do anything wrong that they could see.

= Gman in the feild with the sheep

I always had a tough time lying to my mother. She is pretty good at reading faces.

no wonder she kicks ass at cards.

Originally posted by Bzob
= Gman in the feild with the sheep
bzob=the sheep.

Bzob = Grizly bear

I dont knwo whether im going to spank my kids when im a parent. It didnt really work for me.

Spank them anyways, Fear = respect

but when he is older and the only way he learned to respect me is out of fear, what happens when I cant hurt him no more? He will probably look at me like a jump. Its like Lions man, your the head honcho until you cant kick some ass and the new breed kicks your ass around.

I was thinking if my child respected me in a Vito Corleone way i wouldnt end up in a nursing home.

I respect my dad, and I have been able to kick his ass for over a decade

but he had to have used tact along with a little ass whooping right?

I do not think so, When I was like 20 I bought a house and he would come over and party with my friends and I and we would play euchre and stuff, And we were drinking and he said the reason he used to beat on me alot when I was younger was because he used to get high, play tennis and bacgammon and lose. ad take it out on me....lol

that is nto cool. did you pimp smack him?

never, he wanted to fight me when I was 18 and declined.

He brought that up to me and said he was glad I did not fight him. He knew what was up

You still should have fought him. Its like a step into manhood. I fought my father last year and ended it with me throwing from the mount. He was drunk of some mean **** and insulting my mom.

I think he has more Respect for me since that day. I know my mom does.