it was quite liberating actually, s he was pissed off tho ....like they dont fart....*****es

the best part is farting in bed and pulling the covers over there head....now thats a good time

Originally posted by Curly Howard
the best part is farting in bed and pulling the covers over there head....now thats a good time

nuff said.

a good game I like to play is when you are in an elevator, you fart when there is only one other person in there, then you like pretend it was them.

hahahahaha goldf...i do that to my self some times

this thread brings vomit to my desktop.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
the best part is farting in bed and pulling the covers over there head....now thats a good time

HAHA Dutchoven

I was sleeping on the couch the other day and I farted and Kato got up and came to the living room and was looking around to see if the dogs **** on the floor

OMG THATS HORRIBLE BZOB!

Have you ever been sitting down. Then just shifted you weight alittle so only a little gets out at a time and you get the motorcycle sound.

not i

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Originally posted by Gman
Have you ever been sitting down. Then just shifted you weight alittle so only a little gets out at a time and you get the motorcycle sound.

That is my patented Right Cheak Sneak

I use that one alot too.

I said it was patented, you owe me royalties ****er

Originally posted by Bzob
I said it was patented, you owe me royalties ****er

What **** no I've been using that **** since I was 8.

you guys ever cup your hand over your anus, fart into your palm and throw it at someone at close range?

Dutch ovening your girlfriend is not a good idea. I did it to my girl and she bit me. Granted I was holding her under but still wtf

You need to work on you Pimp Hand

Originally posted by Fredricks
Dutch ovening your girlfriend is not a good idea. I did it to my girl and she bit me. Granted I was holding her under but still wtf

you shoulda bit that ***** back. show her whos boss!

I know I know.....keep it strong

HELLO! DOES ANYONE THROW FARTS?

Originally posted by Magic Man
HELLO! DOES ANYONE THROW FARTS? Orgasmo style?

If you throw the fart right, we call it a "full Ninja" because the whole manuver can look like a Ninja strike to the face

ok this might sound severly ****ed, but a friend of mine has this big jar in his room, with a piece of masking tape on it and writing on the tape that reads: "Jar-O-Farts". I kid you not, whenever he farts, he unscrews the top, and farts in that bottle. At any iven time you can open the botttle and i swear to you it ****ing reeks of ass blast. You should try it sometime, interesting stuff.

One time I farted reallu loud at the grocery store. This lady started laughing at me.

im proud of bzob takes a true man who just doesnt give a **** and is confident enough that he can **** his pants in front of hotties and know its all good

good work bro

Originally posted by GeNeRaL
ok this might sound severly ****ed, but a friend of mine has this big jar in his room, with a piece of masking tape on it and writing on the tape that reads: "Jar-O-Farts". I kid you not, whenever he farts, he unscrews the top, and farts in that bottle. At any iven time you can open the botttle and i swear to you it ****ing reeks of ass blast. You should try it sometime, interesting stuff.

pah, screw tops are useless, they aren't airtight enough.

sealed cork tops is where the **** is at...recognise.

that is great bob
The other day i burped while making out with a girl - it was funny as all hell

Originally posted by bob
it was quite liberating actually, s he was pissed off tho ....like they dont fart....*****es


i fart, **** im only human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fart:

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
i fart, **** im only human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fart:


You go girl

im going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
im going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lol


Is it stinky?
What does it smell like?

i like the way my **** and farts smell, it smells like roses (well that what i think)

oh and i forgot i like the way my kids **** smells also.heehee

scat lover!!!!!!!

Lzindsays husband farted once in a car and it smelled so bad that someone in the car had to puke