what would your "fight name" be?

example: You are about to go out and fight Chuck Liddell "THE ICEMAN" or Vitor "THE PHENOM" Belfort.

What would YOUR "fight name" be or would you just go our with your regular name and keep it simple?

Just Kaps......

If I were worthy of it, "Volk."

The Ensanity 0r Mad Box'ems

for those who know my real name(Do Not Post it in here) ....It is
Quick

entrance music....is either Click Click Boom or this new one from trapt...headstrong

**** off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
and This is not where you belong

you should be hulk hogan, or the rock

Originally posted by Curly Howard
for those who know my real name(Do Not Post it in here) ....It is
Quick

like "Quick" C**l C***k?

Yes.

i don't know what mine would be. suggestions?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i don't know what mine would be. suggestions?


"Dirty Dogg"

too $hort

The Tripod...seriously

short and sweet

Adam Super Man Salas....Adam Ant....Adam Simba Salas

adam "mighty mouse" salas..


adam "maddog" salas

Javier "Sexing Your Wife" Corona

El Peyote....:?:

Bzob was my name for my fight, But they called me the hammer :(

Adam you could be..."Maraposa"

its your word dude,

Mad Adam Salas.

Mad Dogg Tannen

better yet.......


your short and ferocious "The Pitbull".

pound for pound thats a bad ass animal.

mine would be uncle remus.

Uncle Remus owns. Does anyone still have the uncle remus says "dat sho is gay"

hahaha, you must be ****in' oldschool to remember that **** :)

I do not know who uncle remus is

Originally posted by Magic Man
hahaha, you must be ****in' oldschool to remember that **** :)


I rocked Sherdog as Bloodlust. but I posted on ADCC forum years ago.

I remember Bloodlust, But not uncle remus...help a brotha out

http://www.uncleremus.com/remus1.jpg

I need to see if people still post vintage forum pics. I was there in the very beginning. I witnessed the birth of Romoshop with the very first Mr. T and richard simmons this thread is Gay.

I have no clue.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I have no clue.

I am shocked

Magic, I need to find the old uncle remus says your gay pic.

Originally posted by Bzob
I am shocked


LOL, you should see his I have no clue face.

Were are those pics



**** you.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
LOL, you should see his I have no clue face.

Is it like a deer in headlights?

Originally posted by Bzob
I remember Bloodlust, But not uncle remus...help a brotha out

http://www.users.on.net/bobbyeow/remus.jpg

nice

Even I am mildly offended by that...lo

What is next the Black Jocky

**** you both.

Ill show you my bloody murder face.

is it anything like Spider J's in your avatar.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
**** you both.

Ill show you my bloody murder face.

I bet you could suck a golfball thru a garden hose.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
**** you both.

Ill show you my bloody murder face.

is this your murder face?

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-65.jpg

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
LOL, you should see his I have no clue face.

http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-68.jpg

Originally posted by Bzob
http://www.dropdeadugly.com/dp/uglypics/2-68.jpg

*Han looked on in horror, as he realised that Chewie had somehow come upon his shaving razor...*

Originally posted by bob
adam "mighty mouse" salas..

that is Matt Jensen's full fight name. "Mighty Mouse" Matt Jensen.




Originally posted by bob
adam "maddog" salas

i'll ponder




Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
better yet.......


your short and ferocious "The Pitbull".

pound for pound thats a bad ass animal.

thats Bobby Gamboa's fight name. Perhaps "The Bulldog" or something? Bulldog's are ****in mean and they are more compacted. If it sounds ghey, say so.

the Bulldog works for me. run it across your team see what they think.

How About "the Puck" Just like that stumpy super Hero

Adam "the ****erspaneil" Salas

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
the Bulldog works for me. run it across your team see what they think.

i kinda likes it. you digs? **** the team, i call shots round this biatch.



Originally posted by Bzob
How About "the Puck" Just like that stumpy super Hero

Puck would be more like that arrogant **** from MTV's The Real World.




Originally posted by The Ensanity
Adam "the ****erspaneil" Salas

thats just plain dumb.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0



thats just plain dumb. no "Plaine" dumb

Originally posted by The Ensanity
no "Plaine" dumb

lol. :lol1:

http://www.superherotv.com/shtv7a.gif

That pic of the Thing would make a good avatar

I have no idea.

Big Suprise

how bout assassin?

how about Anal Adam....or Adam Ant......or Super Fly Salas....or Simba

"thumper"

Adam "I sweart was born here! Its just a coincidence i live so close to the border" S...

Originally posted by Curly Howard
how about Anal Adam....or Adam Ant......or Super Fly Salas....or Simba

you already mentioned those a few pages back... and they are as stupid now as they were then.



Originally posted by The Ensanity
"thumper"

i am gonna hit up the promoter of our fights and am gonna submit your nickname as Charles "Martin Gannt's *****" Plaine.



Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
Adam "I sweart was born here! Its just a coincidence i live so close to the border" S...

that was stupid. it was'nt even a little funny. just do yourself a favor and stop posting. you make yourself look stupid, its like nobody even has to try with you.

i think your just jealous of my extreme ability to own in disguise.

my incognito owning is the way to go because your owned I know your owned but you do not so you do not argue you just live with your being owned.

DEAL WITH IT!

Originally posted by Dogg^x0

i am gonna hit up the promoter of our fights and am gonna submit your nickname as Charles "Martin Gannt's *****" Plaine.
Sure...Even if you did, after the fight theyll call me "Charles 'That ***** with them ENSANE skillz' Plaine"


Bank on it, Thumper.

Adam "the silent Assasin" Salas. And it rhymes too.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i think your just jealous of my extreme ability to own in disguise.

my incognito owning is the way to go because your owned I know your owned but you do not so you do not argue you just live with your being owned.

DEAL WITH IT!

i dont think you know what the word "own3d" actually means ben. you are'nt funny. everyone clowns on you. i mean everyone refers to you as a ****ing bird for CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!

you are not funny, i am not jealous. if i was i would have to stress an "ingocnito ownage". there is no such thing. you either own or you don't. if you mean "incognito" by you are the only one who sees the ownage, then you are just lame.


oh... btw... own3d, biiiiiitch.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Sure...Even if you did, after the fight theyll call me "Charles 'That ***** with them ENSANE skillz' Plaine"


Bank on it, Thumper.

would that mean that you would be OK with us referig to you as "That *****" for short?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
would that mean that you would be OK with us referig to you as "That *****" for short? No, Id simply whoop your ass

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Adam "the silent Assasin" Salas. And it rhymes too.

it rymes? can you point out where?

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i dont think you know what the word "own3d" actually means ben. you are'nt funny. everyone clowns on you. i mean everyone refers to you as a ****ing bird for CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!

you are not funny, i am not jealous. if i was i would have to stress an "ingocnito ownage". there is no such thing. you either own or you don't. if you mean "incognito" by you are the only one who sees the ownage, then you are just sad.


oh... btw... own3d, biiiiiitch.

i do not see the bird thing.

it is old and played out like mili vanilly or however you spell that

all the pwnage that goes on to me is pointless and uncontested cause i sir am not a keyboard warrior unlike yourself and friends

not to mention that half the "owning" that goes on is over spelling errors. If you gotta own over a spellin error your lower than the one that doesn't even do any owning.


your all rediculous.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
it rymes? can you point out where? lol

Originally posted by The Ensanity
No, Id simply whoop your ass

see that makes no sense.

how can your nickname start with "That *****" and then be like a whole sentence if you will not allow peopel to shorten it to a real nickname?

you have to shorten your long ass nickname to something reasonable.

http://www.whatareyouchicken.com/images/hmm.jpg

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
see that makes no sense.

how can your nickname start with "That *****" and then be like a whole sentence if you will not allow peopel to shorten it to a real nickname?

you have to shorten your long ass nickname to something reasonable. how about Ensanity, *** toy.

I was hoping for the bears ****ing pic

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
http://www.whatareyouchicken.com/images/hmm.jpg

old, played out, boring.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i do not see the bird thing.

it is old and played out like mili vanilly or however you spell that

all the pwnage that goes on to me is pointless and uncontested cause i sir am not a keyboard warrior unlike yourself and friends

not to mention that half the "onwing" that goes on is over spelling errors. If you gotta own over a spellin error your lower than the one that doesn't even do any owning.


your all rediculous.

half of your run-on paragraph does'nt even concern me. I don't go around pointing out spelling errors. you say you are not a keyboard warrior when you just came at me with some lame ass joke about how i am not a citizen coz i live close to the border, being i am of latino decent..... and then you say i have been own3d.

half of allison's ownages are over spelling errors. Mine are all personal. I make you look stupid. Thats ownage. You don't make me look stupid with your lame comments and attempts to be funny. Thats why most of the time, Ben, you own yourself.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
how about Ensanity, *** toy.

Ensanity is what i would assume you would have wanted in the first place as your nickname but your the one who was talkin about "That ***** with the mad skillz" not I.

you should relax. your getting uppidy over the nickname you made up. I was just clarifying to see if the nickname could actually be used

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
half of allison's ownages are over spelling errors. Mine are all personal. I make you look stupid. Thats ownage. You don't make me look stupid with your lame comments and attempts to be funny. Thats why most of the time, Ben, you own yourself.


*Nuno trys to instigate* OOOOOooooo...DAMN!!!!!

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you should relax.

you take the internet too serious. someone calls you "*** toy" and its "bro, relax... i meant... blah blah blah."



SHUT


THE


****


UP.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
half of your run-on paragraph does'nt even concern me. I don't go around pointing out spelling errors. you say you are not a keyboard warrior when you just came at me with some lame ass joke about how i am not a citizen coz i live close to the border, being i am of latino decent..... and then you say i have been own3d.

half of allison's ownages are over spelling errors. Mine are all personal. I make you look stupid. Thats ownage. You don't make me look stupid with your lame comments and attempts to be funny. Thats why most of the time, Ben, you own yourself.


if your read and comprehended the sarcasm of what was writen you would understand that i did not claim an ownage.

I wrote a rediculous nickname and you took it personal. trying to discredit a humorless statment taht WAS NOT SAPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

my lame comments are meant to be lame. hence why they are infact LAME.

your comprehension level must be quite low, that or you take things wrong since they are in type.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
you take the internet too serious. someone calls you "*** toy" and its "bro, relax... i meant... blah blah blah."



SHUT


THE


****


UP.

go to your bathroom and drink tilex

it went along with the explination you fool.stop reading over a pipe and things might make sense.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
if your read and comprehended the sarcasm of what was writen you would understand that i did not claim an ownage.

I wrote a rediculous nickname and you took it personal. trying to discredit a humorless statment taht WAS NOT SAPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!

my lame comments are meant to be lame. hence why they are infact LAME.

your comprehension level must be quite low, that or you take things wrong since they are in type.

nah. just wanted you to clarify how not funny you are, how lame your posts are, and how much you suck at life.

thank you.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
it went along with the explination you fool.stop reading over a pipe and things might make sense.

did you or did you not cuddle up in ball when Ensanity came at you with name calling?!

**** you! you'll prolly lie you ****ing ***. proofs in the puddin, *****. eat a dick. i am done with you. late.

i might not be funny, i might be lame, but suck at life i do not.

tell me adam, what have you achieved?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
tell me adam, what have you achieved?

1) a carreer and technical backround in information technology (IT),
2) telecommunications, and structured cabling technican for 4 years,
3) went to Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa ("the Playboy-model-known-college") with certificates in Emergency Medical Technology, CPR, Emergency First-Aid for an EMT (Emergency Medical Technician),
4) 3 years in Sales, from Inside, Ouside, Business Development, and of course telemarketing.
5) lived on my own since 17 years old.
6) Bought $20K car at 18 years old. (Currently bought a $30K truck.)
7) Came up with this site (GlobalMMA.com)
8) Training like a mad man, with the goal to fight,

I am sure there are plenty more, but these are the ones that have effected my life more than anything.

And your acheviemets? Nevermind, I really don't care. You can just re-read mine over and over and realize that you've just been own3d for the 50th ****in time today!

adios.

do you really think being owned bothers me?

we are on the internet.

you say it yourself "its the net who cares"

If i was bothered by it I would have left a long time ago.

good. then lets shake hands and toss it over our shoulders. i dont want you to leave, owning you is kinda fun. :)

agreed?

owning me is not fun. its not affective. its just annoying and makes my board time not pleasant.

:grr:

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
owning me is not fun. its not affective. its just annoying and makes my board time not pleasant.

but i thought it was okay?!

****er.

ok....

lets start over.....

hi, ben. :)

hello

wanna ****?

you on bottom?

Dickripper

I think my fight name would be.. hmm..
Matt "Mighty Mouse" Jensen
... I haven't decided yet though.. hehehehehhehehehe

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
you on bottom?

whatever way you swing baby. i'm down fo whatevaz.

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
whatever way you swing baby. i'm down fo whatevaz.

good cause i have been dieing to try out these new latex elbow gloves i got.

just so you know my forearm is over 12 1/2 inches around

wow this thread has caught teh ghey

yeah ever since you came in here

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
yeah ever since you came in here

Worst... comeback... ever...

it wasn't sapposed to be good you ****!

jlhgdpoh;lknbv;sdab rgh;ibgrkdbn rg wughewr;ogh to you to!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Worst... comeback... ever...

:stupid:

The oil checker.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
it wasn't sapposed to be good you ****!

jlhgdpoh;lknbv;sdab rgh;ibgrkdbn rg wughewr;ogh to you to!

You're getting there, but not quite at my elite level, sorry.

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you don't utalise the "f" key enough. fdsahvdff

See?

so the f is the key?

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or

fiwqhdnsafffe***g4 6a43f 4d6fddd 46g4f46d8s46484ff6 16f4w1ss3d4sd6g84dfff4fg6f464gf6g4fg64gf43f43ffmf' ohghsf;if

Some day you'll be one of the great ones.

Originally posted by Mouse
I think my fight name would be.. hmm..
Matt "Mighty Mouse" Jensen
... I haven't decided yet though.. hehehehehhehehehe

You are going to fight again man?

Originally posted by Tom
You are going to fight again man?

that was his name when he was fighting. they introduced him as "Might Mouse" Matt Jensen.

Oh

Well did he give up fighting for good?

Carlao Registering...

Originally posted by Tom
Oh

Well did he give up fighting for good?

supposidly, but i hope not. we'd have to ask him.





Originally posted by Curly Howard
Carlao Registering...

http://www.globalmma.net/community/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10276

Christopher "Chaos" Pollak
**** i need to get into a fight soon

Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
Christopher "Chaos" Pollak
**** i need to get into a fight soon

That's actually a pretty cool fight name.
My name is Mickey O'Rourke so I'm sure I'll be giving some whack name like the Leprechaun or Irish Mickey or some ****. I'd be happy with something a little more creative and violent, like the Irish Drunk or the IRA Car Bomber or some ****.