Pops always told me I could judge a girl from her skidmarked undies. Too bad every girl I've ever met has been clean. I need me a lady with HORRIBLE wiping habits....I won't be satisifed until I find her

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

HAHAHAHAHAA

classic

wushu rules

Hello the beautiful Allison. How are you?

That makes Kato the sexiest woman in the world

"Pops always told me" = greatest part

Originally posted by Bzob
That makes Kato the sexiest woman in the world Got pics??!!

I was better and less disturbed before i read this.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I was better and less disturbed before i read this. That's odd...I'm actually hungrier now

i'm just happier.

Ok ok..I admit it. I'm a little turned on right now

i'm posting again just so i can keep staring at my sakuraba avatar. i love it.

I heard a women's at herbest after a long night of mixed drinks and deviled eggs. You add a laxative to the mix and you got yourself a party!!

wushu knows how to have a good time.

Wushu is a ****ing pimp.

I agree with the last 2 posts 100%