So I’m at my coffee joint like usual for lunch and I notice this really cute girl that walked in; she was coming in to work her shift behind the counter. I think it was how well she put on her eye liner, something about her eyes made her irresistible. So I get up to order another drink, (an excuse to talk to her), getting all ready to talk to her and going over what I’m going to say once I’m face-to-face with her. Then I got to the counter, and right when I was about to make my move I noticed a nice pretty rock for a wedding ring...Damnit!!! Someone already beat me to the punch. A lot of the best girls it seems are already married. )=

They ****ed their way to riches.

HA HA