I would be a good speller
Dogg wold be tall enough to kick my head standing up

i would have a girlfriend

I wouldn't look like jimmy kimmel.

I would be strait edge

George would have a tan, and normal sexual fantasies.

I would be irresistable and my brother wouldnt **** sheep.

In bizarro world i would have threesomes everyday with supermodels.

i'm already irresistable, i just don't have a girlfriend.

vulgar would be straight

I wouldn't masterbate.

Kato would think the sounds i make at night were irresistable

I'd be single and run a mma school in Rio.

Originally posted by Tom
In bizarro world i would have threesomes everyday with supermodels.

Brazilian Supermodels

I'd be the Pride and UFC middleweight champ.
I'd make $5,000,000 per fight.

I'd lose at my upcomming pancrase fight.

Tanner would make this face when i tell Jokes :)

My girlfriends would remain faithful.

not even in bizarro world lei tong

In Bizarro World, I would get that through my head.

in bizarro world Newports would be good for you

they would also be oldports.

in bizarro world I would tell Arron thank you for his contribution as opposed to **** You

I would also have a ripped abdomen, be socially apt and be a playa.

Arron would be ensanity in bizarro world

In Bizzaro world the whole board would also be flaming gay with the exception of a few who would be tough guys.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
In Bizzaro world the whole board would also be flaming gay with the exception of a few who would be tough guys.


LMAO

i would be one of the tough guys

so would Money.

Bzob would make fun of Allison's spelling

bob would be like igor

i wouldn't be like igor.. i would be igor.

Cesaro would be black.

Me and Cesaro would have more game than the Butabi brothers.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
bob would be like igor

you bastard

In Bizarrow world Vulger would lose his halkman powers

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Me and Cesaro would have more game than the butabi brothers.

I would know who they are in bizarrow world

i think they are the guys from SNL, night at the roxbury guys

http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/oct/10-01-98/photos/roxbury.gif

in bizarro world

sakuraba triangles nogueria
ground and pounds fedor
KOs crocop with a left high kick followed by an orbital bone smashing left punch
slams vanderlei and dislocates his shoulder

nevermind, he can already do all of that

Sakuraba would still be god in bizarro world

Originally posted by Bzob
you bastard

In Bizarrow world Vulger would lose his halkman powers

what are halkman powers?

I think he was referring to Birdman. if so you would get your powers in bizarro world from the darkness.

Dogs would scoop their own poop.

Squezze would be a narcotics cop and like Brain Adams music

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Squezze would be a narcotics cop and like Brain Adams music


You know it's true......everything I do......I do it for you..........

the race is on by george jones would be requested on TRL

Gman would knock me out

In Bizarro World you could visit The Gonzalez Room, with a lot of sweet sheeps and pretty she-goat...(and we have a fearful bull to girls and to the people that loves sodomy...)

anyone would, you would be the smallest on the board.

In bizarrow world I would know what the **** The spaniard was taling about and he would be confused when I typed

The Spainard would be The American and we all would be making fun of his spanish.

in bizarron world I would be able to end the long relationship I have with my Rrrrrrroberto vibrator

Originally posted by Kato
in bizarron world I would be able to end the long relationship I have with my Rrrrrrroberto vibrator

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Originally posted by Kato
in bizarron world I would be able to end the long relationship I have with my Rrrrrrroberto vibrator


In Bizarro world the thought of a woman with a vibrator would disgust me.

Originally posted by Kato
in bizarron world I would be able to end the long relationship I have with my Rrrrrrroberto vibrator

Not even in Bizarrow world

In bizarrow world my pimp hand would not be strong

Originally posted by Bzob
Not even in Bizarrow world
too true

Originally posted by Bzob
In bizarrow world my pimp hand would not be strong

In bizarrow world you would know what that meant and you would actually have one ;)

HAHAH SHUT UP BEATCH AND GET ME MY WATER MELON AND HYPERDERMIC NEEDLE!@

In bizarow world that would not be funny

I got K@TOWN3D

In bizarro world I would be a good-looking man to woman.

In Bizarro world Gman could be a VIP in The Gonzalez Room....

In a Bizzaro world I would still be living in Portugal picking potatoes or something.

In bizarow world everyone would like Techno and not like good music

In Bizarro world Bzob would be a Teletubbie....and he would like techno...

Originally posted by The Spaniard
In Bizarro world Bzob would be a Teletubbie....and he would like techno...

HAHHAHAAHAA

Oh yeah...In a Bizzaro world Americans would be open minded.

In bizarro world non americans owuld not group all americans in the same catagory making assumptions about the whole by the actions of few

In a bizarro world vulgar would know I was referring to Bzeebob's dislike of techno and not take my statement up the ass like his 10 inch neon green didlo.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

In bizarro world Kato would be nice to me

In a bizzaro world americans would like soccer.

In a bizarro world the hot chicks at the college bars around here would say look at that old fat guy with the big flabby stomach, that is so hot.

HAHHA In Bizaro world Box Banger would have come to see my fight in Cobo that was like 40 mins from him

In Bizarro world Bzob would stop being suck a beatch

in a bizarro world the toughman wouldnt be run like **** and i could have came and seen bob fight on a night i didnt have a class. like saturday.

In Bizzarro World I **** hot chicks regularily, ballz deep in the ass