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astroboy
06-18-2003, 12:46 PM
Seeing as moderators dont want plentiful new posts about random facts.... this it will be all in here.

post **** you know!

heres a couple

Due to precipitation, for a few weeks, K2 is taller than Mt. Everest

and

Paper money is not made from wood pulp but from cotton. This means that it will not disintegrate as fast if it is put in the laundry.

Tom
06-18-2003, 12:48 PM
Keep going dude. I want to learn all the useless knowledge!

Bzob
06-18-2003, 12:49 PM
Useless fact #1 Astroboy took time out of my life today i can never get beck

astroboy
06-18-2003, 12:52 PM
you were on here anyways bzob so its all good plus you know that you can use dogs and explosives now to attack your neighbours....

another useless fact!!
Back in 1920, the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males.

and

The largest known hailstone to have fallen was in Germany in 1925, which weighed close to four and a half pounds.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 12:55 PM
In Idaho, a citizen is forbidden by law to give another citizen a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds.


hahaha

astroboy
06-18-2003, 12:58 PM
It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 12:59 PM
well this is kinda ****ed..

The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.

Bzob
06-18-2003, 12:59 PM
The largest bird egg in the world today is that of the ostrich. Ostrich eggs are from 6 to 8 inches long. Because of their size and the thickness of their shells, they take 40 minutes to hard-boil.

Bzob
06-18-2003, 01:00 PM
A normal cow's stomach has four compartments: the rumen, the recticulum (storage area), the omasum (where water is absorbed), and the abomasum ( the only compartment with digestive juices

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:00 PM
attention whores

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Bzob
06-18-2003, 01:00 PM
Variations in color in pearls are still a mystery, but some experts believe that high water temperatures contribute a golden cast to some pearls.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:01 PM
HEY THE JAKE HAS A SCORPION!!!

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:03 PM
the ultimate diet!!!

Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:03 PM
The first sporting event to be capture on motion film was Boxing, in 1894

handjobs4dollars
06-18-2003, 01:03 PM
A camel's penis is called a 'dude'

Porcupines float in water


More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world

There are over 1,000 nicknames for weed.

There are 92 known cases of nuclear bombs lost at sea.

Sheep outnumber humans in New Zealand 15:1.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:04 PM
new night club decoration ideas

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:04 PM
All great whites have the ability to breach(jump out of the water)

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:05 PM
for all you aspiring ninjas out there

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:06 PM
p4p strawberries contain more vitamin C than Oranges

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:06 PM
well who would have guessed it??

Only humans and horses have hymens.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:08 PM
well ill be damned

Mr. Snuffleupagas' first name was Alyoisus.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:12 PM
HAHAAH SPECIAL FORCES

During conscription for WWII, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:13 PM
Female Gorillas will masturbate publicly to attact male gorillas

handjobs4dollars
06-18-2003, 01:13 PM
89% of Americans think people from other counties want to live in America while only 18% actually do.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:13 PM
A group of frogs is called an army.


A group of rhinos is called a crash.


A group of kangaroos is called a mob.


A group of whales is called a pod.


A group of geese is called a gaggle.


A group of ravens is called a murder.


A group of officers is called a mess.


A group of larks is called an exaltation.


A group of owls is called a parliament.


A group of indians is called a dump.

Bzob
06-18-2003, 01:15 PM
The person who manipulates the Muppets — namely Miss Piggy, Fozzie, Animal, and Grover — is Frank Oz. Oz also provided the voice of Star Wars' Yoda. His real name is Frank Oznowicz.

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:15 PM
Medieval knights put sharkskin on their sword handles to give them a more secure grip; they would dig the sharp scales into their palms.

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:16 PM
Roaches can live up to 10 days with out there head...they die from starvation

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:19 PM
Samurais would use incents in there helmets before battle...so in case they were decapitated by the enemy, it would be a sweet smell...which pissed off the decapitator

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:23 PM
Crowds for a public gillotning would yell "run!!!" right before the blade dropped, because the body will do the last thing it heard... so a headless body moves like crazy after the slice

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:24 PM
its proven that Human males can produce milk and breast feed

astroboy
06-18-2003, 01:29 PM
damn thats a weird one

Bzob
06-18-2003, 01:31 PM
In a famous New Year's Day column, newspaperman Westbrook Pegler repeated the same sentence 50 times. It was "I will never mix gin, beer, and whiskey again."

Lei Tong
06-18-2003, 01:31 PM
If Wushu were here...

Roughly 75% of human crap is composed of water.

Whoremaster B
06-18-2003, 01:57 PM
The term "working the graveyard shift " originated from gravediggers whos job was to listen at night for bells tied to the fingers of the newly buried corpses, If the bell was heard, Their next job was to dig em up.

The Ensanity
06-18-2003, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by Whoremaster B
The term "working the graveyard shift " originated from gravediggers whos job was to listen at night for bells tied to the fingers of the newly buried corpses, If the bell was heard, Their next job was to dig em up. live people?!?

Aaron Bizarre
06-18-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
live people?!?


yes, they did not know back in the day that when vital signs were extremely low the victim was dead for sure. tie a bell to the finger if they woke in the grave.


"Ring around the rosie" is a nursery ryme about the black Plague.

Aaron Bizarre
06-18-2003, 03:06 PM
in older times when a person was put in the stockade (wooden block that you stuck your head and hands through) it was to humilate you. It also left your ass fair game to anyone who snuck up behind you and this happened often. Most people who had good friends watched out for them.

Whoremaster B
06-18-2003, 03:47 PM
outdated blue law.


In Kentucky, it is illegal to marry your cousin on a dare.

Fallout
06-18-2003, 03:59 PM
In Florida its illegal for a single woman to skydive on sunday

VulgarTheClown
06-18-2003, 04:02 PM
In Fl it is illegal for a woman to eat an ice cream cone in public

box_banger
06-18-2003, 04:34 PM
Richard Milhouse Nixon was the first US President whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal". William Jefferson Clinton is the 2nd.

box_banger
06-18-2003, 04:34 PM
Dennis the Menace's favorite drink is Root beer.

box_banger
06-18-2003, 04:36 PM
In 1970, "MCI" stood for "Microwave Communications, Inc." No longer used as an acronym, it now stands alone.

ruffneck119
06-18-2003, 04:42 PM
Did you know if you jerk-off say twice a day for three days, but each time right before you nut you hold it in then when you are ready to **** a girl and you do nut you can nut for like a minute straight.

Good way to impress the chicks.

The Ensanity
07-14-2003, 02:14 PM
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh My God!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A ****roach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy...I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Piedra
07-14-2003, 02:19 PM
Chloe Nicole **** star has been doing double anals for 2 years,considering her ratio of sexual activities she ll need a diaper sooner or later.

astroboy
07-17-2003, 12:24 AM
thats a great fact piedra ill try to say that next time im out