I just had a phone interview with Microsoft.....

holy ****in snapppin *******s, they ask the MOST obscure questions when dealing with them.... my god.

i know i only got about 60% maybe %70 right ....
there were about 5 questions i actually was reading up on last night that he brought up that i just for the life of me could not define...

the guy said listen he goes i see you know what your doing and i said man that is like MSCE exams on the phone... not that easy. He goes ya dont worry were interested in you cause of your experience in the past, he said we re hireing in july and august i will call you back in 2 weeks to a month and im letting you know now ill be quizzing you on Active Directory and Exchange5.5/2000

so i think they are gonna give me the job being that i study those points there.

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Good for you, I hope you get the job you want. Sounds like a great opportunity

thanks bro,

working for microsoft would be unreal:) .... its the just the most frustrating feeling when you just read somehting and cant put it into words for the test.... ****in sucks, i get so angry at myself that i kick my own ass

You can get free x-box **** for me now

wait till after the interview and you are alone to assault your self. Sometimes interviewers may think you are freaky if you start kicking your own ass Fight Club Style

LOL

sample phone call....

Hi David This is Jeff how are you
good jeff how are you
good thanks

ok first question.... list all the exchange related services that it runs in exchange?

"loud banging, AH ****, **** YOU YOU STUPID CUNT!!! WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU, HERES A PACK OF GUM LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO CHEW IT *****!!!

Its ok David we got another question here for you...
ok
what is the theory of relativity and what does is mean and why?

"AAAAHHHH YOU STUPID SLUT ILL ****ING KILL YOU"
AH JEFF IM BLEEDING MAN STOP IT YOUR KILLING ME.
NO MORE I CANT TAKE NO MORE.


PS creed no prob man ill get you the hook up...

HA HA HA When I signed up for there system builders program they called and tried to trick me in to saying I had been illegaly installing windows. I got tired of it and said "ya know what, I think I'll just stick with Linux".....They gave me 10% off my first purchase and sent me tons of emails on how Windows is better than Linux

linux is great.... but ive come to the following conclusion, the richest man and one of the most powerful men in the world owns microsoft, for you to get a peice of that pie you need to become a
"corporate man" and play the boarder line almost a double agent... ya i like linux, but microsoft pays and has opportunity coming out the ass....