GhosT^x0
06-17-2003, 03:58 PM
So, here's my wish list of what I am looking for in my man:
A brain (not to be confused with his peepee)
comedic timing (not a 1 stroke joke)
A washboard stomach (not a load of laundry)
an intoxicating smell ( not toxi-fy-ing)
a smile I could love (teeth prefered)
good looks (not looking at the goodies)
a close knit family (but not in the bedroom)
healthy sex drive (that is more then self serving)
drives his own car (not another DUI suspension)
has his own pad (mom not included in our bedroom acrobatics)
likes adventure (road trips a must)
loves pets (and not just the collar)
can read and write clearly (kindergarden doesn't count, BA at least)
can worship me naked (fudge syrup optional)
no unreal expectations ( except my own, what?!? )
can carry a conversation (without drooling or dozing)
cooks, cleans and cares for himself regularly (is that possible?)
not susceptable to roadrage (gun in the glove box?)
opens doors and pulls out chair for ladies (lady means all women, not just mom)
is artistic or creative (moody or brooding not optional)
mentally stable ( need I say more?)
can repair anything ( very sexy with work belt)
will drive to me (I am tired of doing all the driving)
and lastly must have inheritance ( in large bills please)
Ok, inheritance not necessary but would be nice. Family issues are not to be helped so I guess I could negotiate on that. But cleanilness and self sufficiency issues are not up for negotiation at all, a bed is not for a dirty clothes pile, it is for sex, the sofa is for sleeping. Sex and conversation requirements must be met. There should be balance, equality and both should damn well have satisfaction and fullfillment or else.
Pictures are needed to see if you are clean neat and don't have a crazed look in your eye. I have my public profile on yahoo under the name guglispot69 so check me out there. Jumping thru my hoops is not as bad as the fire walking I've had to do for some of you so don't worry, I only whip gently.
I go to this site called Craigs List to look at the etc. jobs section sometimes... good side-cash site now and then... and I decided to get bored and read some of the personals. This is the best one I've ever seen.
I just emailed this ***** to tell her she's completely lost it.
Own3d.
A brain (not to be confused with his peepee)
comedic timing (not a 1 stroke joke)
A washboard stomach (not a load of laundry)
an intoxicating smell ( not toxi-fy-ing)
a smile I could love (teeth prefered)
good looks (not looking at the goodies)
a close knit family (but not in the bedroom)
healthy sex drive (that is more then self serving)
drives his own car (not another DUI suspension)
has his own pad (mom not included in our bedroom acrobatics)
likes adventure (road trips a must)
loves pets (and not just the collar)
can read and write clearly (kindergarden doesn't count, BA at least)
can worship me naked (fudge syrup optional)
no unreal expectations ( except my own, what?!? )
can carry a conversation (without drooling or dozing)
cooks, cleans and cares for himself regularly (is that possible?)
not susceptable to roadrage (gun in the glove box?)
opens doors and pulls out chair for ladies (lady means all women, not just mom)
is artistic or creative (moody or brooding not optional)
mentally stable ( need I say more?)
can repair anything ( very sexy with work belt)
will drive to me (I am tired of doing all the driving)
and lastly must have inheritance ( in large bills please)
Ok, inheritance not necessary but would be nice. Family issues are not to be helped so I guess I could negotiate on that. But cleanilness and self sufficiency issues are not up for negotiation at all, a bed is not for a dirty clothes pile, it is for sex, the sofa is for sleeping. Sex and conversation requirements must be met. There should be balance, equality and both should damn well have satisfaction and fullfillment or else.
Pictures are needed to see if you are clean neat and don't have a crazed look in your eye. I have my public profile on yahoo under the name guglispot69 so check me out there. Jumping thru my hoops is not as bad as the fire walking I've had to do for some of you so don't worry, I only whip gently.
I go to this site called Craigs List to look at the etc. jobs section sometimes... good side-cash site now and then... and I decided to get bored and read some of the personals. This is the best one I've ever seen.
I just emailed this ***** to tell her she's completely lost it.
Own3d.