Soon...soon...Javi and I will rid you of the fear...THE FEAR..You will be a smoove mac when we are done with you.

Nope.

No confidence piece of ****!

I went spitting Saturday in the same **** I had on went you saw me, and still got numbers...If can do it looking the way I did, you can do it with me and Javi coaching your ass...by October, Joe=Mac of the Year

Seriously, Lei Tong is a nice looking guy.

I'm going into the priesthood.

Only supple young boys for me from now on.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Seriously, Lei Tong is a nice looking guy. If he shaves and dont smile too much

I only saw one picture of him. I was impressed.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
I'm going into the priesthood.

Only supple young boys for me from now on. Shut your scary ass up...YOUR GOING TO BE THE PLAYER OF PLAYERS IN YOUR CITY

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I only saw one picture of him. I was impressed. If he doesnt smile...Sharp ass teeth scarys girls!

He has sharp teeth?

Don't be impressed. One day without shaving and I break out the werewolf-esque facial hair (ALL over). And as Charles and Dave have pointed out ebfore, I have a totally ****ed up grill from being formerly too poor for braces.

Lei Tong = Lady Killer

Let me see a picture of the sharp teeth.

Nope.

http://www.hitchams.suffolk.sch.uk/skeletons/images/shark.jpg

Lei Tong we as a group will rid you of the FEAR

Well, I thought he was manpretty.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Well, I thought he was manpretty. I not saying he is ugly...Ive seen WAAAAAY worst

Even if I did look good, I have a total "walk-all-over-me-with-razor-sharp-stiletto-heels-before-you-go-and-****-my-best-friend" attitude.

http://newdeal.feri.org/ron/images/n66l.gif

Looking good would be awesome. Good looks are all that matters, unless you have lots of money.

Personality means ****, good looks is what getting sex revolves around.

Then just change the attitude, Tong. I swear I've seen hideous men pull any chic they want, just because of how they carry themselves..

TO CESARO:

Not so. My brother, although still a good looking guy, is now 40 pounds overweight with a potbelly that puts your local IHOP regulars to shame. BUt he still has more ladies than he knows what to do with.

See?

I'm 40 pounds overweight, maybe chicks like fat guys.

More power to you, bro.

Me... I'm cashing out.

Originally posted by Cesaro
I'm 40 pounds overweight, maybe chicks like fat guys. http://members.aol.com/cahs1970/raitano.jpg

This chick in a recent 'STUFF' mag said she digs chubby guys...Trust me, if you groom and stay confident you can pull many hot chicks

I'm taking my ****ing braces off. i didn't need them in the first place. I just had an over bite. **** this I want to be a pimp again. Oh yeah but now my front bottom teeth are ****ed up because I got into a fight in March and the braces are the only things that held them in place so that is cool i still have them :)

I had a nice smile dammit: http://www.ruffneck119.com/javi2.gif

I prefer guys with bellies, as opposed to guys with tiny waists.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
More power to you, bro.

Me... I'm cashing out. LIKE HELL YOU ARE...Youre 19...YOu should be out getting me young 18yrs old coot...Youre far from cashing out

i'm showering daily every other day now, i put on deodorant sometimes. i still need to work on the confidence.

i think if i lost like 25 lbs i'd be skinny, but that's just a lot of work.

I think she meant to say "I like chubby guys who buy me lots of stuff."

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I prefer guys with bellies, as opposed to guys with tiny waists. Soooo, abs are a bad thing?

abs are a bad thing simply because of the effort it takes to acquire them.

i'll just settle for being a chubby guy who 1 in 15 people think is funny.

How about a huge penis and DSL's?

:crazy2:

Originally posted by Lei Tong
It hink she emant to say "I like chubby guys who buy me lots of stuff." she got her own loot

i like chicks that like chubby guys that will buy me stuff.

You're right... I can't cash out. To do so, I would've had to accumluate something to show for all my efforts.

I guess I'm leaving empty-handed, right?

Dude... there's always more room in a girl's life for more useless ****.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
http://www.ruffneck119.com/javi2.gif

dayum. wanna ****?!

I got with this Russian chick on Saturday night damn she had a tight body and pretty damn fine. Her name is Lisa, but I just want to call her up and meet her at the club again, I don't want to talk on the phone and all that other BS with her.

Relationships = **** for the time being

DSLs is pretty. I'm just saying that i like bellies. SOme girls are all about the tight abs, but I think men who look like they eat well are more attractive.

(Spare me the grossly obese pictures)

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen


(Spare me the grossly obese pictures)

no need for pictures, you'll see me friday.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
DSLs is pretty.

Thanks! :crazy2:

Now that I think about it, the only reason you guys want me to tag along is to make you guys look like gold in comparison.

I feel so used (and not in the good way).

i think that's why my friends have me around them so often.

That's why I have friends. Period.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Now that I think about it, the only reason you guys want me to tag along is to make you guys look like gold in comparison.

I feel so used (and not in the good way). No...I dont think anyone should be a virgin went they have no reasn not to.

I have plenty of reasons to still be:

- grill
- attitude
- clothes
- hair (facial and head)
- weight
- competition
- track record

Stop being a little ***** and work with us here!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by...PWN3D!!!!!!1111
I have plenty of reasons to still be:

- grill-dont smile TOO much, It will be looked over
- attitude-Chane it
- clothes-Just little adjusts will go a long way
- hair (facial and head)-Shave, Asshat
- weight-Not a concern
- competition-We will make you better than them...90% of guys use the same game...Me and Javi will make your different, thus better.
- track record-Your amatuer record dont count, youre going to the pro's

Advice

- grill- fate
- attitude - essential - work on it.
- clothes - easily resolved
- hair (facial and head) - barber
- weight - need right attitude to stay on diet and excercise
- competition - that's life
- track record - only with people that know you - try other towns, possibly other states

Damn ensanity beat me to it

Chicks, even the fine fine ass ones, have a lot of flaws. No one is close to perfect, except when it comes to our game. Being turned down don't mean ****. It's the will to say **** it and then hit on her friend that makes you a playa.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Chicks even the fine fine ass ones have a ot of flaws. No one is close to perfect, except when it comes to our game. Being turned down don't mean ****. It's the will to say **** it and then hit on her freind that makes you a playa.

:stupid: Damn skippy!!!

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Chicks even the fine fine ass ones have a ot of flaws. No one is close to perfect, except when it comes to our game. Being turned down don't mean ****. It's the will to say **** it and then hit on her freind that makes you a playa. So true...



Me, My friend, and his cousin was crusing Sunset, and my friend cousin holla at this car with 2 chicks…He is trying to talk to the driver and she is being a *****. So he says “**** THE DRIVER, whats up with your friend”…He get the friend’s number.

Too much work for too little.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
Too much work for too little. Shaving once a week?

Buying a 5$ white tee and 60$ KSwiss Shoes?

Talking to girls?

Where is the hard part?

"Buying a 5$ white tee "

this is like half my clothes. what the hell is K-Swiss?

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
"Buying a 5$ white tee "

this is like half my clothes. what the hell is K-Swiss? Shoes...They them at all shoe places in the mall

None of it's hard per se, but I don't feel like

1) acting different than I normally do
2) dressing differently than what I'm comfortable with
3) making sure I'm clean shaven every time I go out (even when looking good is of no concern)
4) doing the aforementioned to talk to women who would otherwise not give me the time of day

... all to simply get laid. I'd be better off giving jerking it a try.

k-swiss is a brand of fashionable footwear. there used to be a guy named travis in my law and justice class who would take his off, put them on his desk and start spit shining those badboys.

they work for getting laid, i think, he got some girl pregnant.

I will look into these K-Swisses.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
None of it's hard per se, but I don't feel like

1) acting different than I normally do
2) dressing differently than what I'm comfortable with
3) making sure I'm clean shaven every time I go out (even when looking good is of no concern)
4) doing the aforementioned to talk to women who would otherwise not give me the time of day

... all to simply get laid. I'd be better off giving jerking it a try.

agreed.

i decided i'm not going out of my way to impress chicks. i'm comfortable how i am and eventually there will be a chick that likes me whether it be tomorrow or 2 years from now.

Originally posted by Lei Tong
None of it's hard per se, but I don't feel like

1) acting different than I normally do
2) dressing differently than what I'm comfortable with
3) making sure I'm clean shaven every time I go out (even when looking good is of no concern)
4) doing the aforementioned to talk to women who would otherwise not give me the time of day

... all to simply get laid. I'd be better off giving jerking it a try. Words of an asshat John...I hope the cops will take your car

Originally posted by Cesaro
agreed.

i decided i'm not going out of my way to impress chicks. i'm comfortable how i am and eventually there will be a chick that likes me whether it be tomorrow or 2 years from now. Another helpless John

Lei Tong:

I hear you believe me but once you get into the habit of doing this its not such a hindrance.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Another helpless John

i have taken the stay clean, use deodorant, and build up a little confidence thing and am working with it. i don't want to change how i act or dress though, i like it. i don't really care about dressing so much as long as i get to keep adidas shoes(new or current) and wear my chute boxe hoodie occasionally.

" don't really care about dressing so much as long as i get to keep adidas shoes(new or current) and wear my chute boxe hoodie occasionally."

even this should work fine.

You gave up before even trying... :twak:

Who knows you might like being clean or shaved and dressing just a little different. I also see nothing wrong with gaining confidence. How in the hell would having confidence mean you not being yourself? Are you some kind of *****? Not to be insulting but dammit try at least man. You don’t get **** by just sitting there, unless you are a real ****ing pimp, I still have yet to ascend to that level.

I know I need confidence in myself, but I'm not going to do it for the sake of getting laid. If that's an added benfit, so be it.

Aside from that, I'm not going to act any differently for the sake of impressing someone else anymore.

Just making girls laugh and having a good time with girls makes me feel good. You don't have to impress them just have fun. Your confidence will grow in every aspect that way. You will find it comes more naturally to talk to anyone, in front of crowds or whatever. Change is something everyone needs in life. Don't be a ***** :)

Man most of the time when I go out I dress however I feel like to dress. I can go to clubs lookin' like I just woke up, I don't care, I still have a good time with the ladies. It's not hard but you have to be willing to except rejection and not be hindered by it. I dunno man you just don't seem willing to try at all. You fell before you even looked in the right direction...

Joe, just take it one step at a time...try the shaving thing for awhile...and thats it

Ironically, I do shave very often. You were looking of 2 days of growth.

However, I do let my eyebrows get out of hand.

TTT!

have you ****ed yet?

Wax the eyebrows.

I still have these **** nut braces. But, all I have to do is actually show up to my next appointment and these *****es are off!!!

Yeah!!!!!

*****ES~!!77

Nope. Have talked to girls a lot more than before, but still haven't closed any deals.

Also, grooming habit have improved by about 60%.

lol@60%. i wish i could improve my grooming habits by that much