I had a "change of address" that I had to submit to the court, and since the DMV here in Cali involves a 2 month waiting list for appointments, I had to get ANOTHER extention.

While waiting in line, I met a cute little asian hottie. Outta nowhere she just started talking to me, telling me how much bull**** it was that we were there and how early it was. Of course, conversation led to many other subjects. Something good is finally starting to happen to me........

I get to the window and start talking to the clerk so I can go see the judge. The clerk asks me "which citation are you talking about". I was like "wtf!?, which citation, i only have one". She smiles and says "I don't know why you don't have a warrant yet, but you should...... you have outstanding violations and citations in this court (North Court-Westminster), Central Court (Santa Ana), and Harbor Court (Newport Beach)." I had no clue what this ***** was talkin about, then she printed out all the citations and records and gave em to me.... weird **** is..... it was me on that piece of paper. I really do have all of these. Maybe I'll just have to go to jail for a few days and get rid of this ****. Too many damn fines to pay at once. We''ll see. In any case, I gotta hot little asian girlie sitting inside the court room and was hoping I was in the same court room......

Hell yes I was. I walked in, she is sitting right there. I sat down next to her, and she just started talkin up a storm and asking me all kinds of questions... where i lived, how old i am, and then she followed it up with: "this feels really akward to say, but maybe I can get your number and we can hang out sometime? I live about 5 minutes from you"... and she had this look on her face like I was gonna shoot her down or something. I was like "hell yea girl, you got a pen?" she was like "i can program it in my phone", and she busted it out and asked my name and got my number. At this point, I was so estatic inside that I did'nt ask he for her name....

Court started, we had to shut up. I started thinking... '****, if either one of us gets called first, i won't be able to see her anytime after this moment so I can get her name. I said **** it.... leaned over, asked her name..... the Deputy stoped the judge for a second and said "NO TALKING IN THE COURTROOM, DO IT AGAIN AND YOU BOTH ARE OUTTA HERE". She waited a few minutes, leaned over in my ear and whispered: "Tiana".

OOOOooooOOOoohhhhh. Tiana. Not only is this chick beautiful, got a hella bangin' body, smells like fresh roses, got hair of silk, dresses classy, has a wonderful personality, but she has one of the sexiest names i have ever heard.... Tiana. Saying it is like taking a breath of fresh air.
(Pronounced: Tee- Ah- Nah)

The judge called us both up to the front with some others, I went first, and on my way out... she looked up with this cute little face... and said "take care, adam... i will call you soon".. and smiled. :)

AAAaahhh. **** the citations and bull**** right now... this woman left me mad high yo. :lovers:



Court today = mad good. werd up.:cool:

Good for you, little buddy.

Chalk one up for "Big Dog."

so you gonna do some time? what did the judge say is gonna happen?


Tiana is a beautiful name. when you say bangin we talking the round ass? she dark skinned? I love that.

tell her you're fighting on the 9th.

Suissa = a ****ing dead man

**** unbiased.

I hope you kcik his ****ing ass.

:)

i wish a girl would do that to me.

go to court Cesaro.

i suggest you go do something illegal right now.

so how much taller than you is she?

i am doing something illegal right now, same as the past year(or 5). i've had some close calls but no luck at getting caught.

it doesn't have to be in court, why cant a girl start talking to me at wal-mart when i'm shopping for nair and hair removal products.

Joe just doesn't like that guy; hahahaha.

**** it man I would do the couple of days myself. Court is bull**** I think I have warrant out for me too. Something about $200 I owe but I am sure it has turned into about $600 so they are going to have to catch me first, those mother****ers.

Good luck with the chick BRO. Get into her pants then get all her friends/sisters/mom to jump in mine. Asian chicks are hot.

BRO. hahahahahaha

I hear it everytime I read it, BRO. I want Dogg to kick Rudy's ass too, and so does everyone in our apartment building. They are all pullin for Dogg. Dogg will be cheered for at the event, no doubt.

BOOM.

Thats my Dogg.

Keeping that pimp hand strong.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
so how much taller than you is she?


Size Ain't ****


Yo Bushwick, whaddya do when m'****as underestimate your size man?

First of all I laugh
(Then what?)
Smash their ass like a goddamn carcrash
So if you wanna try your luck
C'mon...play *****'n'get ****ed
Ass-hole snicker and get beat
Your a bad mother****er if you dare to compete
Cause Diana Ross be comin' at your ass fool
And have you singing the blues
To all now bicker and I'll pound
Let's go around
Imma take ya, shake ya
Then brake ya down
And if you kick Imma pick up a stick
And beat your ass to the size of your dick
And that's small
And you think you're mackin' when you're lackin?
Bushwick is packin!
I'll show your girl how a real man feels
Large things come in very small packages
And while your gettin' on your knees to ****
A ***** like me's still standin' up
Any ***** will tell you:
As long as he got a big dick, size ain't ****

Liftin weights'll make you bigger
But lift me you be a dead-ass *****
You wanna squabble coz ya think you're tougher?
(Automatic unloading) Swallow that mother****er!
Those are called bullets, they got 'em in every state
To keep *****z like you in place
And since I'm a trigga happy *****
Look for your place to be in a
Cemetary, you goddamn sucka
Lying next to another bad mother****a
Reputation ain't **** coz see:
Once you done dead in the past don't excite me
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
You can't have it...na-na-na-na-na!
Any mother****er wanna get with Bushwick?
Bring it on 'cause your size ain't ****!

I been a stupid-ass mother****er ever since
I been a stupid-ass mother****er ever since
I been a stupid-ass mother****er ever since
The penitentiary became my residence
It wasn't nothin' for me to disfigure
You little nickle-and-dime-assed *****z
Shank a mother****er in a minute
And I knew my Mexican holmes'd be wit'it
I don't give a **** about a pardon
The **** I was startin', nor a goddamn warden
Take a mother****er like you
And without remorse this is what I'll do:
Punk you down and make you be my *****
Then make you **** on this dick...for 1 cigarette!!
It ain't any harder then my dick when you talkin' ****
Carry on mother****er 'cause your size ain't ****

Some stupid mother****er said he had an advantage
**** my size, you wanna do damage?
Contestant #1 c'mon down!
You're the next mother****er Imma clown
So don't get excited like your bid is fair
Cause you ain't winnin' **** but a root canal
When I throw a mother****in' right cross
And bust you down your goddamn mouth
Now where's the height comin' from?
Don't make me use this goddamn gun
Cause I'll give your ass hell then charge ya rent
**** you up like a goddamn accident
Innocent is how I look
But a ***** this size ain't supposed to cook
You took me for a sucker that day...
Now ***** you find out the hard way:
Size ain't ****!!

Jsut do the time, bro. Don't be like my bro and let that **** pile up and whatnot.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Good for you, little buddy.

thanks, friend. :)



Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
so you gonna do some time? what did the judge say is gonna happen?


Tiana is a beautiful name. when you say bangin we talking the round ass? she dark skinned? I love that.

I got to go to the other courts to handle those other problems, if i dont do it fast, i am liable to recieve 4 bench warrants for all **** i supposidly did.

And yes, Tiana is a VERY beautiful name. When i say "bangin" bro, I'm talkin round ass, not big, not small, perfect with a little rump in it. Dark skinned... a little. she is asian so she is lightly complected, but she lives here by the beach, so she has a bit of a tan. You love that? **** bro, dont we all, lol? haha. Damn bro, she had some nice tits too. They were'nt all big, coz in all honesty, I don't give 2 ****s about tits. I mean they gotta be in tact, but not sloppy tits, not wall-like tits, jsut perfect. she is perfect man. atleast from what i can see so far, haha.




Originally posted by GhosT^x0
tell her you're fighting on the 9th.

Suissa = a ****ing dead man

yea, i did'nt want to come off like "i'm big macho man fighter guy". i figured i should'nt use the fighter thing to get in her pants. i figured if she digs me, she digs me and then she will reap the benefits of telling her freinds that she is dating a guy that does Ultamite Fighting. If it all goes well, i'll tell her about the death of mr. suissa and she can bring all her girlie friends.




Originally posted by Lei Tong
**** unbiased.

I hope you kick his ****ing ass.

:)
biased like a mofo. "**** you *****, i hope you lose" HAHAHAHA.
OWN3d by The Tong.




Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
so how much taller than you is she?

she is my same height. perf3ct i tell ya. :)



Originally posted by ruffneck119
Good luck with the chick BRO. Get into her pants then get all her friends/sisters/mom to jump in mine. Asian chicks are hot.

thx man. about the sisters and moms and ****... we'll have to see about all that playa. Asians chicks are hot.




Originally posted by GhosT^x0
BRO. hahahahahaha

I hear it everytime I read it, BRO. I want Dogg to kick Rudy's ass too, and so does everyone in our apartment building. They are all pullin for Dogg. Dogg will be cheered for at the event, no doubt.

own3d. if i lose, i will quit mma.




Originally posted by Blake
BOOM.

Thats my Dogg.

Keeping that pimp hand strong.

my pimp hand is backed to the door and ready to smack the first ***** who steps in. Thats your dogg, fool. :)




Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
Size Ain't ****
******************************

And while your gettin' on your knees to ****
A ***** like me's still standin' up
Any ***** will tell you:
As long as he got a big dick, size ain't ****
******************************

Liftin weights'll make you bigger
But lift me you be a dead-ass *****
You wanna squabble coz ya think you're tougher?
(Automatic unloading) Swallow that mother****er!
******************************

It ain't any harder then my dick when you talkin' ****
Carry on mother****er 'cause your size ain't ****
******************************

Some stupid mother****er said he had an advantage
**** my size, you wanna do damage?
Contestant #1 c'mon down!
You're the next mother****er Imma clown
So don't get excited like your bid is fair
Cause you ain't winnin' **** but a root canal
When I throw a mother****in' right cross
And bust you down your goddamn mouth
Now where's the height comin' from?
******************************

You took me for a sucker that day...
Now ***** you find out the hard way:
Size ain't ****!!

Own3d!




Originally posted by Lei Tong
Just do the time, bro. Don't be like my bro and let that **** pile up and whatnot.

if anything, i will do a few weeks in county. just cant get caught before the fights. :)